Defen's Bio
It all started wayy back when, long ago. Antonio was bored so he was talking around looking for people to join. He was going to take up guitar with ian on drums, (dont worry ian sucked at those too). But after he realized i already had a guitar, we decided to show up one day in my garage. Low and behold, Ian doesnt show (file this under, "obvious foreshadowing"). That day we wrote our first attempt at a song, it went:
Drugs are good,
Drugs are good,
1.50 in the hood,
I would buy them if i could,
so would you i wish you would.
Oh how far weve come, now we write about golf and potatoes. Of course after a few "practices", Antonio decided to express his hatred of Michael Barret in an appropriate manner and thus we wrote a song about him, this went on to become F.G.B. Of course the very next day he beat the living shit out of him.
So with Ian on board for bass, and a couple songs under our belts, we decided to record a cd, one problem.. Ian sucked. We recorded without him and fired him the next day. Our cd became a cult favorite, we had a following, we had fans, we had no bass. So years later in our wise old age, long time friend scott has been set to join us as singer.
we have recorded a long awaited comeback cd. While many of our original fans have passed on, it is time for us to retake the thrown we once ruled with a hitler-esque fist. Watch out America, its Defenestrations time to RAWK!
We have to much time on our hands.
Fuck yeah to the defenestrators-past,and present
If you wanted to be a singer, to fucking bad, you're too late. Just become a defene-fuck.