Dear Dead Zombie,

Zombie Ville Is Awesome

Welcome!

Rarg! Welcome to Zombie Ville. Where your living nightmares come true.
NO! Don’t run away from me. Come BACK!! L
Yay! You came back. As I was saying. Welcome. I live here in Zombie Ville and it’s amazing.
Go to the “About Me” to know more about me. J
Here in Zombie Ville it’s crazy. Good times and bad times.
Like your regular living place but with Dead Zombies. I would be one.
Yay! Enjoy your time here and talk to me. I don’t bite. Well, maybe I do. But I don’t bite you unless I know you. Ok. So, that sounded better in my head. But whatever.
Oh by the way. Are you my new neighbor on Zombie Blvd?
Because if you are that house is haunted dude! Have fun.J