News Flash
Jarred Hicks contracted the "sleepy-people's disease", mono. He did this by either:
a) making out with his new girlfriend
b) drinking after his new girlfriend, or
c) playing in his new girlfriend's urine.
...and we can't figure out exactly which one it was. However, as we all live with Jarred, we've become very "mono educated" in order to avoid becoming infected. As a consequence, we now refer to everything Jarred does as "Mono-whatever". Example: "Where's Jarred?" "Oh, he's mono-working." ... "What's Jarred up to?" "He's mono-crashed out on the couch." ...that sort of thing.
But this is a huge deal. We now have to remove Jarred from the "single for now" club. This also means that we will lose at least half of the female fans that we have, being that most all females come to our shows to see Jarred or Bender move their bodies in mysterious ways (not for the music, oh no).
We have to get some ladies back as fans. So the new theme of daybreak is: increase Josh's sex appeal. So, ladies, I hear ponytails indicate big things about a guy. That's just what I hear. Come to our show and lust over Bender and Josh. And buy many, many CD's.
By the way, BUY A CD. We have, like, a thousand of them left. They take up space in Chris' room. I'm sure that if you flirt with him, he will give you one for cheaper. If you flirt with Josh, we might just give you one for free.
Big things are happening in daybreak. And they have nothing to do with Jarred's girlfriend's urine. But my lips are sealed. Come back soon and see....
-Jamion
