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If I Could Shit Out My Cock
if i could shit out my cock
A question philosophers have been debating since greek times.

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  Flower Song (La la la la la, I love you)
flower song (la la la la la, i love you)
Most email we get on this item reckons the song is in Japanese. You're all wrong. No one has worked it out yet. He he.

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Tramp 'o' Claus
tramp 'o' claus
The return of the singing tramp. For Christmas. And it's Christmas every day at b3ta. (Well, we like this item - so let's pretend eh?)

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  Hey Hey 16k
hey hey 16k
Men of a certain age will weep on seeing this.

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B-B-B-B-B-B-Birmingham... Pow!
b-b-b-b-b-b-birmingham... pow!
Part of the projected Bullring Trilogy...

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  I Like Bukkake
i like bukkake
Wake up fresh. Wake up to Bukkake.

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Kill Your Parents
kill your parents
An attempt to control your mind using the power of kittens.

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  Sleepy Kitten Song
sleepy kitten song
Fifty photos of cute cats. One utterly amazing song. What more could you want?

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Video Killed The Radio Star
video killed the radio star
Ah. Buggles + Old animated gifs. Huzzah.

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  You can't spell
you can't spell
We can't spell either. But that doesn't stop us being horrid and rude to thickos.

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Drink
drink
Oh, the joys of drink. If we didn't drink so heavily then there would be a lot more stuff on b3ta.

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  Smoke a fag
smoke a fag
Yay. Ciggies are great. C'mon kids - light up for Uncle B3ta.

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Fatcat or Satan
fatcat or satan
Oh gawd - it's Fatcat & Satan in the sweariest cartoon ever made.

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  Billy Bass Parody
billy bass parody
We hate those fish. We really hate those fish.

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Let's Fist Again
let's fist again
Childish purile filth. The internet has gone too far. Fuck - and we made it.

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  Introducing Monday
introducing monday
We've got your name. La la la. Everybody knows. We've got your name.

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Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone
patrick moore plays the xylophone
We've had a lot of mail from American readers about this. They don't know who Patrick Moore is. And we're not going to tell you. Sheesh, can't you people use google?

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  Beer beer beer
beer beer beer
We're going for a beer and you're invited. Sing a long with us. Or don't.

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The Singing Kitten
the singing kitten
Another kitten singing his love for you. Yay for loved up kittens.

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  I Love You (Kitten)
i love you (kitten)
It's a kitten. It sings I love you. Woo.

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Spiderman will make you gay
spiderman will make you gay
We love spidey. Yes we do. We love spidey and so do you.

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  Blode and the Giant Bee
blode and the giant bee
Looks what happens when two b3ta people work together. Joel sings, and Nicey supplies the animation - and the result is beyond fantastic. We want to see this on Top of the Pops.

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Stephen Hawking & Davros Together in Electric Dreams
stephen hawking & davros together in electric dreams
Two B3ta people -Mike Trinder & Andy Taylor- have been hard at work, in a mission to entertain you. They've made the funniest animation we've ever seen.

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Popular Videos

sinister ducks :: 30th jan 2005
duck sinister ducks
flash animation
Written and Performed by
"The Sinister Ducks"
Vocals: Translucia Baboon
(aka. Alan Moore)

animated by pippy
photoshopping by techieRob


Sun, 09 Jan 2005
Feline Crisis :: 4th nov 2004
feline crisis Feline Crisis
flash game where you flick
rubberband at kittens.
based on the Time Crisis game
but all together more fluffy



flash by pip


bird cage :: 19th oct 2004
bird bird cage
a bit of card board stuck on a stick
with a bird draw on one side and its
cage on the other and with a twist...




flash by pip


crazy horses :: 22nd sept 2004
horses crazy horses
a flash animation





music by The Osmons
animated by pip


The Littlest Hobo :: 15th sept 2004
dog The Littlest Hobo
a flash animation





music by Terry Bush
animated by pip


nasa solar capsule :: 10th sept 2004
nasa nasa solar capsule
very basic joke flash game





pictures by matsimpsk
flash by pip


steptoe cats :: 24th aug 2004
cat click the fluffy things
a bit of fun with midi and kittens





midi by Mystery Bob