JOHN!!
http://www.newgrounds.com/refer/halen1
| John is your average 13 year old (in 3 months shut up) in an alternate universe. John idols are Dio, Jimi Hendrix, and Buckethead. He’s the only kid that has an unbreakable Mountain Dew obsession and Buckethead obsession too. He loves all types of rock besides soft rock and death metal that you can't understand and the screamer can't scream. That is all you need to know if you want more you’re a crazy stalker k?   
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Steven
| SUPPOSEDLY long tome ago there was this ancient galactic god named Goromorochoro. Pretty soon the galaxy became full of dill weeds and n00bs. Then he crated a part awesome part knight part Viking part Spartan part chariot and he mowed though galaxy with a gun made out of a beak of a toucan a lava lamp a strobe light the first light bulb and Julius Cesar’s brain pretty soon the evil galactic warrior named Stan found Steven true weakness right at this angle \ he was obliterated 100 times desegregated 11 time and pulverized 47 times and slayed 4 times pretty soon the soul of Jimi Hendrix came and gave his soul to him to live again as a mortal and he must reclaim his awesome empire and slay awesome monsters with his awesome powers and try to make the world awesome again (P.S: awesome)(P.S.S shut up this is my own mythology I’m not stupid)
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COMMAN FREAKS (I MEAN GUESTS)
Chad
Cameron
Derek
Ian |
This fat lovable oath shows up in "I need coke", "when the music dies p4" and soon to be”=) and emo boy." he likes backgammon, checkers, and long long walks on the beach (lolz he stole that from some guy on eHarmony) well that’s all we want to listen too so we won’t type down what he wants.
Tall and Greasy....... that's it... he shows up in "Mountain Dew Addict Attack; the final showdown
The great Derek yep... he helps us and technally made the Mountain dew and WoW addict series and for the 5 day showing of where the hell are my shoezez
ryhmes with annoying moan and whined and was in MDACTFS |
