Nintendo Fan Fiction

Welcome to Nintendo Fan Fiction!
If you have any fan fiction based on Nintendo characters, feel free to send it to me at darqlink51@yahoo.com (update: I'm now available for email at abezecny@google.com)! I'll see if I can post it! You must follow these requirements:
1. If there is excessive reference blood, gore, or sex, it will NOT be posted.
2. No spam!!!

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Power Suit Statistics
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Slashing Through The Darkness
New Beginnings
Into The Lair
Heroes United
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Who's The Darkest Of Them All?
Fourth Quarter
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The Final Chapter
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Kreegon
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The Yoshi Story

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Here We Go! Mecha Mario

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Halo Meets Call of Duty Scene 1

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Out of complete boredom, I decided to add info on the top three Nintendo heroes and their arch-foes:

Heroes:

Mario:
Nickname: Pogo Freak
Info: Mario was a regular plumber who was sucked into a pipe on the job one day along with his bro, Luigi. The pipe took him to the Mushroom Kingdom, and you know the rest.
Main Tools: Hammer, Fire Flower, Super Mushroom
Pros: Mario is a master of pretty much everything, including sports,  partying, plumbing, pasta-eating, being turned into paper, and princess saving. That's pretty much it.
Cons: Mario seems to have very low intellilect (especially in Luigi's Mansion). Also, he has grown excessively annoying over the years, pretty much chanting "Woo-hoo" and "Here we go!", plus, he appears in every Nintendo game (got really ticked when he was in Ocarina of Time). His outift sucks, and what kind of hero hangs with his bro all the time? He got Nintendo started, but I think they can afford to drop him. When was his last adventure game, by the way? All he seems to be is party and sports.

Link:
Nickname: Greenhorn
Info: Link has many, many storylines, but for some reason, not enough. In the first one, he was just sort of there, as he has been in the rest of his games.
Main Tools: Master Sword, Four Sword, Mirror Shield
Pros: Link is pretty much a walking weapons shop, his inventory containing almost everything, from Arrows to Tommy Gun (ok, kidding about the Tommy Gun). He sports an ultra-cool suit, matched only by Samus'. The whole "Four Sword" storyline was cool and fun, because four Links are better then one (hee hee rhyme ). He possesses lots of abilities, like horse-back riding, fishing, and, like Mario, princess saving. Plus, in the day of first-person shooters, sword fights are da besta.
Cons: Link really needs to learn English. His constant screams of "Hi-ya!" and "Sup! Saay-a!" get REALLY annoying. He also needs to stop working with Tingle and Ezlo (idiots).

Samus:
Nickname: Better than Boba
Info: On the Earth colony K-12, Samus' parents were massacred by Zebesian Space Pirates. She now dons a Chozo Power Suit and hunts them across the universe, fighting them, the life-sucking Metroids, and other evil aliens.
Main Tools: Power Suit, Power Beam, Morph Ball.
Pros: Power Suit. 'Nuff said.
Cons: She's a girl (not to be sexist, but I think Samus as a boy would be better. Then his name would have to been Sam, right?).

Villains:

Bowser:
Nickname: The Louisiana Lizardman
Info: Bowser insists on raining on all of Mario's parades, as Mario keeps taking Peach, his love, away from him.
Main Tools: Fire breath, spiked shell, ultra-powerful tail.
Pros: Bowser looks giga-cool and his plans are fun to thwart.
Cons: Bowser is horribly stupid, intelligence-wise. His plans are good, but not good enough to defeat Mario, who is stupider than him, which a sheer sign of obvious low intellilect.

Ganon:
Nickname: Mr. Hoggelton McPigpig
Info: Ganon's plans for world conquest are constantly stopped by Link, so he wants revenge.
Main Tools: Shadow magic, gigantic swords, trident (not the gum).
Pros: Ganon's plans are, like, duh bomb! They are nearly impossible for the best gamers to defeat, making it a beatable, but extremely difficult challenge (which I like :) )! His weapons and his whole dual sided Ganondorf-Ganon thing is awesome.
Cons: He's a pig! Why couldn't he be something cool, like a troll or blob of darkness?!!

Mother Brain:
Nickname: Ol' One-Eye
Info: Mother Brain controls planet Zebes, the Space Pirate homeworld. She is constantly rebuilt and Samus is often sent to destroy her in the depths of Tourian.
Main Tools: Planet Zebes control, laser turrets, eye beam.
Pros: Mother Brain, in my opinion, is the greatest vidgame boss ever: she's a giant brain in a tank, for crying out loud! Cliched, but cool.
Cons: Mother Brain is extremely difficult to destroy, almost TOO difficult. Also, she can't move, unless she's in that awesome mode that she's in in Super 'Troid. Also, I'm really ticked because she died forever in Zero Mission.

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