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when people tell me that i look like i should be from california i get
pissed off and i rough them up a bit, i do this because california is
stupid and because i am from powelton village. there are many people
that live in powelton village but almost all of them do not surf.
however some people do surf, for these people i have created the
Powelton Village Surf Club. Those of us who are in the PVSC love to
surf, if we could we would surf in powelton village but we cannot
because there is no ocean in powelton village so we like to surf in new
jersey. If we wanted to we could go to the philadelphia zoo and surf in
the water tanks where they keep the water animals but we dont because
if we did animals such as hippos, crocodiles and polar bears would
explode because we are too sexy. we could also go surf the falls in the
scukhill river but we dont do that because if we did dam would explode
as a result of our radical maneuvers and then the city would be flooded
with water and electric eels. the PVSC cannot be harmed by electric
eels, they are rendered harmless by the sheer radicalness of out
maneuvers.
-dan, founder of the PVSC
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sweet jersey juice
photo: xuan
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