Three Rings for the Elven kings under the sky,

Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone,

 Nine for the Mortal Men doomed to die,

One for The Dark Lord on His Dark Throne.

 In the Land of Mordor where The Shadow lies.

 One Ring to rule them all,

One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, And in the Darkness bind them.

In the Land of Mordor where The Shadow lies.

I have read all the LOTR books and have seen all the movies! And i have RotK soundtrack, and can play "In Dreams" and "Into the West" That song makes me cry.

I think they are wonderful books (movies too) and everybody should read (or see) them.

And for the Record, Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood, Is NOT a PANSY!!!!!!!!

I had to get that out

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Concerning Hobbits now

My opinion: (like anybody wants to hear it)

I think hobbits are like a cross between humans and rabbits. Why? Well because they are rather short have BIG feet, and most of them live in like holes under the ground. I think those are rather good explainations don't u? I do.  Do you have a different one? Tell me and I'll post it. If I like it ;)

If i were a middle earth person i would want to be a hobbit or an elf.

Why?

Cause elves are immortal and are pretty. And they live in pretty places. But they are like quiet and i could never be that quiet. And i wonder if all elves have lil eyebrow problem.....

Hobbits have so much fun. Their packrats (like myself) rather short (unlike me). They throw parties. And dont care about the outside world, they live their lives in pretty much the same place and love it They dont like change. And they are heavy drinkers, so are Elves I believe.

Hobbits are really cute. They have curly hair.

What else to say?

Dwarves are cool but i would not want to be one im sorry. I just dont dig living underground and digging up rocks and being a skilled craftperson. Not the life for me. I'm not into the whole jewelry thing either.

 About Those Cute LiL Hobbitses,.! ^_^ 

Hobbits are actually smaller than Dwarves, variable between two and four feet. Since they are much smaller than the big folk, their name to the humans, they are shy from them. Hobbits do not wear shoes, because they have rather large feet with leathery soles, and curly hairs grows on them.  Their faces are broad, bright-eyed, red-cheeked and good-natured. The big folk called them Haflings, and the people of Gondorrefer to them as Periannath.  The origin of the name "Hobbit" are probably holbytla that means hole-builder. The name was given to them by the elves. The name is pretty close to describing to a Hobbit, and where is lives, as they build holes to live in. The holes are cozy and surprisingly homely and clean. They may have lots of tunnels in their hobbitholes, in which they store things. Hobbits are pack rat-ish and keep almost everything, if they have no use for it,, they donate to The Hall of unused Items (correct me if I am wrong.).Hobbits live to be rather old, and throw big parties in which they will give out presents to the guests.

 Hobbits normally don't do a lot of traveling, and that's why there is almost no adventurers among the Hobbits.(Remeber hobbits are rather afraid of Big People and cannot swim for the most part, excluding some Brandbucks.). Hobbits are very fond of food, and of that reason are they always eating a lot.Nomaly a Hobbit usually eats six meals a day when they can get it and sleeps very much of their life. However, they have quick hearing and good sight. The Hobbits are able to disappear swift without any kind of magic. This often looks like magic to humans that don't know how they are able to do this. The real secret is that the Hobbits are living close to the nature, and use the possibilities of hiding in it name.

I know. I know not another of my wonderful opinions but I MUST be HEARD! <---- I'm shouting!

This is now posted on my fanfiction.com under How HE came to Middle Earth , or something like that. Just look under LiL Pippin Padfoot, it should be on my page. So enjoy reading!!!! P.S I have more chapters on Fanfiction!

Disclaimer: Dont own nothing whatsoever. ('cept Legolas here)

Legolas: *gulp* Help me!

HOW MIDDLE EARTH CAME TO BE

(My version that is)

Tolkein was walking through the woods one day. (LA LA LA) And as he was walking he tripped, got up then all of a sudden he sawsomething disapear. "Oh MY!" he cried. He followed the lil footprints the disapearing thing left behind. (It seemed to have very large feet, whatever it was.) He followed it into a medow where he saw it shake some underbrush as it walked through to the other side. He stooped down to a hole in the bush and peeked through. He saw a tiny, Barely visable village. "I must be dreaming."thought he. But he wasn't. He had accidently fell through a time space contium and into a different world. (Middle Earth if you are so dense that u didn't catch on AND he was following a hobbit.)(DUH!) He continued to watch as lil ppl apeared. The were all short, (3 to 4 ft.), chubby, and merry. They seemed to be walking out of holes in the ground. (Their homes, he thought.) He decided to watch a lil more. They all laughed and sang merrily. "I must find out who these wonderful little ppl are!" he exclaimed. He stepped out from behind the bush. "Big Person!"one of them yelled. They all froze. "Get Master Gamgee,' they said. 'He's been with big ppl before." So they fetched this Master Gamgee.

While they went off to get him Mr. Tolkein felt rather awkward. Finaly, A bunch of hobbits came down the lil road leading another hobbit, that seemed to be older. The older hobbit walked up to Mr. Tolkein. "May I ask who you are?" he inquired. "I am John Tolkein, and I seemed to have stumbled out of my earth, I dont not know where i am." "You are in Middle Earth, Mr. Tolkein, Hobbiton to be exact. YOu might want to get moving because us hobbits dont see big folk much. "Hobbits?" Mr. Tolkein said. "What are hobbits?" Master Gamgee laughed. "I have heard that a lot, especially when I was with Master Frodo, during the War of the Ring. Hobbits are small creatures that have big feet. We tend to have parties, and have fun. We dont much get out of our hometowns unless of course you are anything like my friends and I were." "Your Friends? Master Frodo? War of the Ring?" MR. Tolkein said. "Can you explain these things to me?" "Of course." Master Gamgee said. Let me find my friends Merry and Pippin, for they are part of this too." "all Right." He replied.

NOT YET THE END BUT I HAVE TO GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND FINISH LATER.

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IT IS A HORRIBLE STORY THOUGH.

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