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WAYS TO SAY "YOU'RE STUPID":* A few clowns short of a circus. * A few fries short of a Happy Meal. * An experiment in Artificial Stupidity. * A few beers short of a six-pack. * Dumber than a box of hair. * A few peas short of a casserole. WAYS TO SAY "YOU'RE STUPID": * Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box. * The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead. * One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl. * One taco short of a combination plate. * A few feathers short of a whole duck. * All foam, no beer. WAYS TO SAY "YOU'RE STUPID": * The cheese slid off her cracker. * Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel. * Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel. * Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. * An intellect rivalled only by garden tools. WAYS TO SAY "YOU'RE STUPID": * As smart as bait. * Chimney's clogged. * Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash. * Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair. * Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor. * Forgot to pay her brain bill. WAYS TO SAY "YOU'RE STUPID": * Sewing machine's out of thread. * Antenna doesn't pick up all the channels. * Belt doesn't go through all the loops. * If she had another brain, it would be lonely. * Missing a few buttons on his remote control. WAYS TO SAY "YOU'RE STUPID": * No grain in the silo. * Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse. * Receiver is off the hook. * Several nuts short of a full pouch. * Skylight leaks a little. * Slinky's kinked. WAYS TO SAY "YOU'RE STUPID": * Too much yardage between the goal posts. * Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. * The lights are on, but nobody's home. * 83 cents short of a dollar.

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15/8/05:
Sooo i should update this. iv been on the computer a lot recently, but i have little patience for actually setting stuff up...I am a 'stumbler'- click the button and away we go. Yay, lots of sites to look at ^.^ I'm gonna make a links page for all my fave sites n stuff. toodlepip

long time ago:
Sooo i think everything is set up now...i hope anyway. S'all good, whatever. So this is gonna be random pages of shit just cos im fucking bored and hav nuthin better to do atm.

Bill Gates
Circle I Limbo

Democrats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

NAMBLA Members
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

The Pope
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Rednecks
Circle VII Burning Sands

Qusay Hussein
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

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