10:03am
Steve Jobs comes out in a big big puffy jacket.
Jokingly comments that it is made of gortex, seinfield (sp?) joke I think.
10:04am
Pulls out an ibook from inside his jacket.
Comments, "glad I got that off my chest."
Places ibook in a box on the on table.
Box has apple logo on side and a picture of a powermac.
Takes an imac (no base) from jacket, places it in the box on table.
Pulls out another laptop in his jacket, this time what looks like an IBM.
Says, "Sorry, just got back from an Intel meeting"
10:05am
Takes out a camera from his jacket.
Quips, "took this from an engadget spy"
Brings out a Newton PDA
Says, "and you thought it was dead"
Takes a couple pencils, and an art brush from the coat.
Looks Puzzled.
Begins padding down his coat and pants looking for something.
Says, "oh yah!"
Pulls out and Ipod nano from his small jeans pocket.
Puts it too in the box
10:07am
Takes off jacket
walks to box on table.
"It's hard trying to juggle a life in the technological war ground"
"don't you just with there was something easier, something meant for you and not just either business or luxury?"
" Now there is."
Jobs reaches picks up the box with everything in it.
reveals a new imac.
10:08am
"introducing the new all-encompassing macintosh designed for everyone"
Grabs the imac top
"even those o the go"
Lifts the screen away from the base. Not an imac, looks like a tablet.
10:10am
"introducing the new lifebook."
10:11am
"I'd explain more, But this wasn't designed by me, it was designed by you."
Lights dim, video is played.
10:12am
Video starts with a doctor, explains how he is tired of not having a laptop that can be used without a keyboard and trackpad
10:14am
Video switches to mother who says that there are too many remotes in the house, everything is too confusing.
10:18am
Video about a guy who hates buying a new computer every three months.
10:21am
the video then plays a segment showing the doctor writing on the lifebook. He circles a part of a digital xray and shows the patient.
10:23am
video shows the same mother putting in an ipod nano into the lifebook and then it shows the ipod appearing on the lifebook's screen. She controls it via the tablet screen and drags a song directly to it.
10:25am
video switches to a man playing a game, looks like doom 3, it is going slow. He looks displeased then pulls out something on the side of the lifebook, it says the name of the processor and the graphics chip. He pops in a new one and restarts the laptop, shows him playing the game much smoother.
10:26am
shows 360 of the lifebook being put on the dock, shows a little dock connector that pops out of the back of it and connects to the dock.
Video ends
10:27am
Now onto the specs
- intel centrino dual core processors
- interchangeable processor, gfx card and memory via easy to access cards.
- multifunctional touch screen menu, can have over 4 separate registered touch points
- 1.3 megapixel to 3 megapixel cameras, 180 degree swivel
- Wireless Bluetooth connectivity
- Integrated ipod nano and remote control inputs
- Low power consumption
- Bluetooh keyboard and mouse
- HDTV ready
- High quality base w/ integrated power
- Ships in April
- Starting price of $1699-$3000
10:35am
One more thing,
Puts in a copy of microsoft office
a screen pops up on the lifebook, shows what looks like a windows emulator. Jobs installs office and then starts a game of half-life 2, it plays and runs perfectly.
10:38am
says, Windows XP native emulation included
10:40am keynote ends with jobs pulling up what looks like an picture of a virtual tv on the lifebook, he then writes on top of the virtual tv. As he types, the words appear on the big screen behind him "see you in April"
Walks off stage
1. Woohoo!
Posted at 10:20AM on Jan 10th 2006 by Jared 0 stars