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Good evening rancid soldiers! This is Dacanesta here grovelling before you, and bar for the liquid sadness that oozes from my mouth, im doing just dandy. This site is darn good, folks. Its purpose, Martin, is to tell you of things that are good in life, and also things that are bad. I call good things 'big' things, and things that are not big are, you guessed it! Small. So its a bit like 'All Creatures Great and Small' (pic right) then, except it would be called 'All Things Big and Small', and would be about good and bad stuff rather than balding geezers shoving their arms up cows arses. Now THAT was a premise for a TV show, viewers!!
-->Cow, possibly with hand up its arse.
Well, as you can tell, I am a truly great person, so ye may trust my judgement. Heck, Morrissey (pictured left) does! So please read on, and if you are clueless in the ways of things, you now have a best friend: this webpage. You are about to become 'cool', like the teenage lad from 'My Family' ((c)BBC, and well done too!) (pictured right, with bemused expression) who went on to some police drama thing. He's cool! (see right).
-->'My Family' enjoying some quality time together.
Enough of this.
Read on at will.
May God forgive you for what you are about to do.
Pumpy pants.
Dacanesta xxx
Dedicated to Jarvis the Pendulum.
Look at all the people that have visited me! (fools)--->
If this number is above 99, ill buy you all a case of Skol (see pic on right for an image of what it might look like) --->
