Emma Reid

lol! when u fell to try and catch the last bus to cragie! your hawns where a fuckin state man!!Oh i wen we where gettin the chase fae the police! fuckin steamin man!we ran and hid behind a car then the police stoped rite beside us, then we took a slack bolt ged! i had to run wae nae fuckin shoes on!lol!

Stacey Lawrence

oh nah ged! u must like aminals ! thinkin u where a fuckin frog and a horse!then u got cot fae ur dad wen u were bein a horse!nah!lol!Fuckin downin a half bottle o lambrini then bein sick afta it! tat well looked like a fuckin tap man!Oh ya wee bitch, at jays party fuckin burnin half ma finger off wae ur fag!!

Jay Sime

oh i one friday u fell rite on yer puss rite into a fuckin puddle!in front o obdy  tae!was that no half shamin!!dell boy dell boy dell boy!lol!this ur fav song is it no jay!lol!oh i wen u were dancin like a fuckin idiot in mine and yer tits fell oot! that wasny a pretty site!!

Laura Liddle

are u goin to be givin allan a broken nose this weekend!lol!fuckin punchin his arse say that ur gonna give him a bleadin nose!ur a thick shit!lol!! and wen u were pure steamin on the bench in the park wen the police wis spkin to ya!u told them that u were goin home to dundee at 7! wen it was fuckin 9.30! u stupid cow!!

Marie Gibson

oh na! wen u were pure takin wee panic attacks to yer sel! had to go up to hospital in the ambulance in aw that! am suprised u actually managed to get drunk cause wen eva u get drink u always get it tookin off o ya! mind gettin lifted and u got cuft!lol! u told the police guy that u were gonna stub the fag oot in his eye!!

Kerry Winters

oh rite! lol! member in the summer man! we had sum gid times then! pure goin into the wee bit o jesus tent n aw that man! the embarrasing hing was,was that we were up singin n dancin!oh well dinny ken really wot else to say part fae ur kl as fuk!!

Emma Hughs

Slack state u were in on friday!fuckin greetin ova any fin! cry in jus cos james climbed the lamp post!! then u nearly fallen off o the wall man!oh i u n rachael pure doin an aw niter!lol!we yer bottles o cider!then use fell asleep in rachaels maws car and use were sick all over ur hair n cloves and every thin else in the fuckin car!!

Vicky Gemmell

nah!u were pure steamin! u wurny half gettin in about allan! gettin poked in the middle o the park n o that!(hokey pokey pokey)lol!ur neva oot to get steamin wit the posse any mores cos ur always fuckin grounded!Gee up the fags!lol!!

Racheal Stuart

oh i wen u fot jobbies came oot yer fanny and u pissed oot o your nose!then laura pure pussed u into the bird shit on the bench!then cuddlin sanbags thinkin it is a bag o chips so u went into the chippie wit it and asked 4 more sauce on it! ur thick as fuck!lol!!Mr bean!(TEDDY)

Amber Reid

lol!the first time u got steamin oot side wit us! wen gregor in aww that were there i was tryin to help u be sick so u were down on the ground on ur hawns and nees and i wis pattin ur bk and u farted in ma face!lol!tat well stinked!!