You Know You’re obsessed when…
* means I do this
1.
*Your
Parent(s) don’t want you on the internet because they say they have to do work
and use the excuse ‘you never look at anything important. You only look at LotR
related information.’(that’s not a good excuse)
2.
When
you get a crush on someone you start dreaming up your perfect middle earth
style wedding. (I do not do this)
3.
*Refuse
to wear gold rings, because they just might be the One Ring. (Okay, Okay
I just don’t think gold looks all that pretty.)
4.
*You
have told your parents all of your middle earth names, and told them theirs and
tell them to call you by it and you call them by their middle earth names. (I
only tell them their names I don’t try to make them be called by them.)
5.
*You’re
favorite teacher in school knows about your LotR site and knows you’re a LotR
fanatic. (What? She only knew because when we’d go the computer lab, I would
always check on my website instead of looking up what we're supposed to.)
6.
*You
have a countdown for when the next LotR movie or DVD comes out even if it’s
over six months away.
7.
*Your
mom takes you to a gem and jewelry show and you start to look around for a ring
setting and gem that look like the ring of Galadriel or the ring of Elrond or
someone else’s ring, but not one like the One Ring.( hey Galadriel has a really
cool ring!)
8.
*You
are considering skipping going on a trip to Hawaii with your Grandma, 2
cousins, and your aunt so you parents will buy you the Evenstar pendent of
Arwen instead of paying for your trip.(no comment)
9.
*When
your cousin invites you to his wedding you decide you want to look absolutely
awesome so you go on the internet and do a google search for elvish hairstyles.
10. *You buy one of those Barnes& Noble LotR bookmarks
with the One Ring hanging off of it and you take it off and wear on a chain or
on your pointer finger.
11. You get mad at the computer when it says that
prrrreccciousssss isn’t a real word.
12. You curse in a middle earth language instead of in
English or the language you normally speak. (hey you don’t get in trouble for
this kind of coursing now do you?)
13. * Have bought every magazine that has a LotR article
or picture in it. (Or I ay least try to…)
14. *Cut out and taped to your wall every picture or
article about LotR from a magazine that has anything about LotR in it.( Same as
above at least I try to.)
15. *You go to lordoftherings.net and listen to see if you
can here every actor/actresses voice or maybe just a certain actors. (I feel a
cold coming on. Cough. Cough… Orlando… Cough. Cough… Viggo…Cough. Cough.)
16. *You have been asking you’re parents to get you
archery lessons or sword slashing lessons. (As I call them.)
17. *You know who Figwit is.
18. * you know what ‘Frodo is great! Who is that?’ refers
to. (look at #17 and if you can’t figure it out you’re either very slow or not
obsessed. Obviously.)
19. *You have written one of these lists.
20. * You have your own LotR website. (duh.)
21. You made up your own little world so that whenever a
LotR character or actor has a birthday it’s a national holiday there. (I didn’t
think of this my friend made this up with Orlando Bloom’s birthday.)
22. *You get extremely angry when someone says that Sam is
gay.
23. *Your good friend says LotR is way to complicated.
24. *You got angry at your grandma for falling asleep in
the theatre at Return of the King. (What? how could she! The music was too loud
for her to. She’s not deaf! And it’s a great movie. How could she?/!)
25. You ask the school why in foreign language class you
can’t learn elvish instead of Spainish or French.
26. *You want elf ears.
27. You look through the phone book looking for a plastic
surgeon who can do surgery on you to give you pointy ears or hobbit feet.
28. *When your alone at home you act out scenes from LotR.
(no comment.)
29. *You are reading LotR at the moment and read it all
the time. You don’t even stop to do anything else. You do it at the same time.
You barely sleep too. (Okay. I sleep. I admit it. But I do read it when I eat
and when I’m being driven somewhere.)
30. * You own all the soundtrax to the movie.
31. *And you listen to them constantly.
32. *And you make up dances to the songs on the soundtrax
all the time too.
33. *You make your own LotR fan art.
34. You go trick-or-treating on
Halloween not to get candy but to show off your cool Arwen costume you
made.
35.* You at anytime while reading this list say to yourself "I totally do that!!!"
