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Ned slaggin time

We are the CrOsSwOrD bItChEs!!!

Heyloz,we are the crossword bitches n we rule Monifieth High!woo hoo!Therz Jayy,Pillow-head,ma main mouse n Moi-just call me Swing-aay!!lol or K wud be better!We're in the Po$$e aswell and in that therz Pavz,(who is in fact a rabi jew-king)Bryan(fucks no's if he's in or out or shaking it all about?!),Davvvvvvvvvy!!(my elbow-fighting dude!),Bennie(he's gone to the darkside now..i don't thinks we'll get him back),Captin Skidmark(he's on the alison side now)mombers,Craig(THE ALMIGHTY CREEEGGG!!i was touched by the creg...),Blair who is kool and all thinks him and momby is hot,except jayne who is in fact,the only girl that could have them,except of course,kayleigh.theres loadsa other peepz in it now 2 such as,lynn croal(my biology bitch),her sister and blairs lover-kayleigh,chris('hollys m8 chris') Liam,and we ALL KNOW about those dirty pics on ur fone dude,martin,but not to be confused with the one from green wing who was 'wanking in a cupboard' and if i've missed anyone out,please tell me and i'll put you on here,i ament well just now and my mind is all shitted up so that's my excuse homies!!!I luv them all.

**I've got a HOMOSEXUAL BUT-TOCK!!! it's because i got shot in the but-tocks!As my best closest friend Bubba once said -i was born with big gums!!LaUrA.... And that's all i have to say about that.....

**Mouse's leg....ohh noo!!!its....its outta control!!!HELP!!and you will learn about that in time...

i can run but i choose to walk-nuff said,(running is painful to all)

were from DuNdEe-city ov CARAP!!and we ROCK DIS TOWN!!!lol

HEYYYYYYY MACERENAAA OYYYT!!we are brilliant dancers-it must be said-remember Rory's shed,and pillow-head's new found love-Enrikaaay the spanish builder!And wee 5year old girls who lick doors and scream ooooooo smoooooth!!lmao

SATSUMAAAA KEBAB!!!

he smells like a donner kebaby!!

ooo i've got big riting noww ooo....

>>shibby!!
>>you've got to BE the bomb diggity!!

>>did he teach u how to pull a firepoker OUTTA UR ASS SHITHEEL?!

>>im RAMMING YOUR GATE!!

>>if practise makes perfect and nobody's perfect then why practise?

>>its hard to get by when ur  arse is the size of a small country!!!!

>>thats paptastic!

>>i aint gettin on no plane fool!!
>>the left falangy's broken!!we have no falangys!!

>>>>this site is probs a complete fuck up to all reading it but heyhey,if your good boys and girls i'll try and find out how to put a guestbook on<<<<



sum random words and songs 4 ya!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>PONCHO PONCHO CLAIRE,I DONT WANNA BE A PONCHO CLAIRE,NOBODY WANTS TO BE A PONCHO CLAIRE,CAUSE PONCHO CLAIRE IS SWEATING LIKE A P.I.G!!!!

!! OYT-A word in its own right

!! HOMOSEXUAL BUT-TOCKS-daniel has,and brookes has MANBOOBS!meh

!! I love a magical flying lumberjack who rides my maid and smokes her weed.-in french

!! Fair do's

!! MY LEG ITS....ITS OUTTA CONTROL!!!!

!! aww he's chubsy wubsy...like a ikkle teddy bear...nawwww

!! SHAZZAM!!!!!!(+)

!! And you will learn about this in time

!! a bird saw my face and died...

!! a worm drank my coke and it died....

!! EARTHWORM JIM'S COMING AFTER MEEEEE!!!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

!! Suck my titties,rub ma balls luv leanne,or wuz it MANdrea

!! uve heard of team handsome,well were team UGLY!! lol so damn tru

!! chamown muthaf*cka!!!

!!fu-kuk not FCUK

!! Jayy's 'period head'

!! WHATS THAT RANK GROWTH ON THE END OF MY NECK!!!OH-MY-GOD ITS MY HEADD!!!AAAAAAAARGH!!!

!! run 4 the hills!!!

!! Selfmade fucking man!!!!!!

!! u even gave him head!

!! have you no self control ?!?!?!

i cant remember what else i was gonna write so laters!!

 



ERM.......i don't mind spending every day,out on ur corner in the pouring rain!!lol i dunno,wot shud this title be?!!?!?!?!?!

Here's a wee bedtime story 4 ya's.once upon a time there was a joyous maths class(or MATH JAYNE) ,the gay mo fo populars sat at once side and the social retards sat on the other....Mr Easson was coming round checking the work and telling everyone to basically shut the fuck up heatherrr!!and everything wuz quite hunkydory,quite funkydory,quite sex-aaay until he stumbled upon 3 randoms hidden in the corner under a pile of dusty old maths books,ther names were....dum dum dummmm PiLlOw HeAd,MOUSY n K.They were having a screamin slaggin bitch fite wi a runt called PJ....he came over and said....
Mr easson-girls can u please be.....
Holz-MR EASSON WERE EXCHANGING DRUGS THIS IS IMPORTANT!!!
Mr Easson-ok.....**wanders off**
K n Mouse-that told him....

Then the girls continued the fight and mr Easson went away to spank mr gourley and meet up with mr mclean 4 his daily bumchum chat....it was a very thrilling time until sunddenly,out of no-were mr McGHERK appeared shaking in the base doorway!!'SSSSSUMONE THRRRROOOOW A POOOLLO ATT MY HEEADD!!' he moaned.Mr easson ignored his crys and kept reading 'gays uncovered' his favourite magazine.Then Mrs P appeared and shouted her fat,gay ginge head off bcuz leanne wuz spraypainting the math corrider brown,like her shit...THE END









K,pillow-head n mousy  

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