Why, WHY? . do i even have to tell you ! . right iam gonna list 20 damn good reasons why to hate David Blaine :
1) His voice and the fact that he only uses about 10 words ( oookk, waaaaatch thiiiis, i havent done thiiiis in a whillllle )
2) He thinks hes sooo good
3) He has no imagination at all
4) He is a cry baby , " this has been a life changing experince..." WAAA WAAA
5) 50% of his audiences are stooges ( people from his crew )
6) The other 50% are ideots that are fooled by 10 pound tricks that ANYONE can buy
7) He cant do a live show because of the amount of stooges and out takes
8) His levitaion is the worst i have ever seen , and the fact that the people are all fake kinda spoils it
9) Hes a wimp
10) he has NO records
11) He the only magician that has inspiered people to hate him so much they would write stuff about him
12).He cant act
13).He cant do any hard tricks
14).He cant do any flourishes / slight of hand
15).Now hes trying to be cool, err no
16). After every trick he walks away with his hard man attitude
17).He has no patter, he might aswell not talk, it would save people the money to buy headache tablets
18).the amount of times he uses fake and gimmiked stuff.... hey this bandanner thats on your shoulder is it yours??, no, you can use it! gee thanks
19).after every stunt that e dose, he dissapers and no one hears or sees him for months
20).Hes to scared to face Criss Angel
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