Poor you. You have stumbled onto my random site of randomness that is quite random. On the left you shall find links to the different sections I have fused here using the awesome raw harnessed power of otters. Please don't look there.

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Unfortunately I have had to remove the guestbook cos of a small majority of wankers- these are the people who like killing babies, raping them, eating them, shitting them out then eating the shit.

GO MC HAMMER!!

17/11/03

Added a lovely guestbook for y'all to sign. Do so or I shall hunt you down and do unhumane things to you with a snooker cue.

16/11/03

Added some extremely fascinating facts about Poland, and some pics of hideous babies. Please don't email me calling me sick. I already know this, it says so on my medical record under 'mental defects'.

You can leave me little messages that make me feel all tingly inside on my guestbook by clicking the link to the left. If you wish to send me a cash sum, or are an attractive lady then please send me an email by clicking HERE