| Making School Fun |
1. Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
2. Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
3. Place chalk inside the erasers so the teachers end up putting big lines across the blackboard.
4. When the teacher asks you why you didn't finish homework, say it's because you were too busy thinking of a reason for not finishing it.
5. In writing assignments, type every word in a different font and write, "this paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds"
6. When something is due, skip into the room and wave around the paper and say "I have it, I have it!" Then throw it out the window and go outside to get it. Repeat.
7. In history, use your friends names as important people in the past.
8. Pass blank pieces of folded paper to confuse your teachers when they catch you "passing notes."
9. Pretend to cough every time your teacher says the word "learn."
10. Wear glasses with eyes painted on them, and fall asleep.
11. Correct your English teacher every time she makes a grammatical error.
12. In history class, stand up and say, "Actually, that's not true at all." Then make up your own version, involving purple dinosaurs.
13. Bring a cell phone to school and have a friend call you during class, and say out loud "Oh, yeah...I'm in the middle of a REALLY BORING CLASS"