To the entire Creativity movement, living in their deluded minds, we, Sapphire and Vala (better known to you as retard) who came from sane families, apologize for not making mental asylums more easily accessible for you. However, we will continue fighting for Creativity Hospitals, where as you can all go get your heads screwed around the right way, even though you’ve never told us you appreciate our valiant offer.

 

We apologize for using large vocabu- I mean, words, which you might not understand. We apologize for not educating you on basic morality. Although your first grade teacher professes she tried her best.  

 

We apologize for thinking we could civilize you when you have proven that it is indeed an impossible feat, as a knife and fork is a feat you could never imagine.

 

We apologize for teaching you to distinguish between colours (yes, I know, BIG mistake), thereby enabling you to discover that some people are different (though, admitingly, we’d discovered that long before you).

 

We apologize for providing you with medical care when you were an infant, and we dropped you on your head. (…yeah, sorry ‘bout that.)

 

We apologize for building religious crosses, in which you promptly burnt… for reasons beyond our scope.

 

We apologize for refusing to act the way you do. So do the baboons.

 

We apologize for allowing you to use the internet, to broadcast your hate. (I told Saphy you weren’t old enough yet!) For that we truly apologize.

 

We apologize for thinking we could educate you, when you have such a constricted, slow mind.

 

We apologize for introducing the bible to you, in which you promptly read wrongly. (‘i’ comes before ‘e’ except after ‘c’!)

 

 

We apologize for leaving you behind in the subject of basic kindness. However, it is something that should come naturally.

 

We apologize for giving you the right to vote before we taught you  politics. I still maintain the Education Department or Douches owns this mistake though.

 

We apologize for creating grammar, in which you seem to not be able to use properly while writing us abusive emails. For a small tip: Capital letters after full stops, and s p a c e s are important aspects of typed insults.

 

 

We apologize for confusing you with words like ‘enlighten’ and ‘humane’. In addition, Vala apologizes for teaching you ‘twat’, in which you also don’t understand, but still use in inappropriate situations. Example: ‘cunt’ and ‘twat’ have the same definition. Therefore, one cannot put them in the same sentence while writing an email. Just a suggestion. *wink*

 

We apologize for teaching you. It clearly has limited effect.

 

We apologize for whoever deluded you. Although, in all likeness, you were probably the ones to delude others.

 

We apologize for producing such different, beautiful races, in which you feel jealous and resentful towards.

 

We apologize for building thousands of prisons around the nation to house dangerous criminals, and yet not one Creativity Hospital... yet.

 

We apologize for the one among us who explained the birds and the bees to you. I assure you; Negroes do not come from evil stalks, Muslims do not come from Saddam Hussein, and Jews do not come from fiery dwellings under the ground. We suggest you ask your mother for a pamphlet.

 

We apologize for all the stupid people who decide to follow you. Do not let them have an effect on your ego. We dropped them as infants too.

 

 

We apologize for making the word 'communist'. God, we apologize!

 

We apologize for not addressing your pyromaniac, schizophrenia and racist attitudes sooner.

 

For all these wrongs we’ve carried out against you, we apologize deeply and unreservedly, and if you will please accept our apology, we shall happily and immediately admit you into a Creativity Mental Asylum. Very happily.

 

We would with the greatest of glee and cheer even provide you with nice, white sheets and barred windows.

 

We have enjoyed having you here. No, that’s not true. I apologize for lying.

 

 

What say? Do you accept our apology? Can you read? Do we have a deal? Please let us know, soon!

 

~~The Open Minded Administration