Link and Crazyhand's Reviews #2
Link: Welcome to...
Crazyhand: Link And Crazyhand's Reviews!
Crazyhand: Starring...
Link: Link and CrazyHand. As if the title didn't tip you off.
Crazyhand: Hemph.
Crazyhand: You'll have to excuse Link. He's a little testy.
Crazyhand: Now, today we're reviewing the popular, original sprite comic, Kid Radd.
Link: So, let's get started.
Crazyhand: Now.
Crazyhand: We all know Kid Radd is a great comic by Dan Miller.
Crazyhand: Starring Radd as he journeys through the internet to vanquish some forceful force.
Link: Forceful force? You sure have a way with words.
Crazyhand: Indeed.
Crazyhand: A deedly indeed.
Crazyhand: Now, we must review.
Crazyhand: STORYLINE:
Link: Long and complex.
Crazyhand: But not as complex as Bob and George.
Link: Indeed.
Crazyhand: Very intricate plotline.
Link: It's easy to keep up with, but if you haven't been reading previous comics, you're lost.
Crazyhand: Dan did a good job of easing the story away from it's subplot.
Crazyhand: And, in order to understand, you must read EVERY comic.
3:30 PM
Crazyhand: Sounds demanding, maybe, to read 601 comics.
Link: Except the fourth wall week comics. You can skip those if you like.
Crazyhand: Yea.
Crazyhand: But those comics are fun.
Link: But you'd be missing out on some funnies.
Crazyhand: Right.
Link: Right.
Crazyhand: Er-hem.
Link: *coughsimulpostcough*
Crazyhand: Onto graphics.
Crazyhand: GRAPHICS:
Link: By Graphics, are you including sprites?
Crazyhand: Yes.
Crazyhand: EVERYTHING visual.
Link: Okay.
Link: They were excellent.
Crazyhand: All custom made.
Link: A lot of the scenes were animated.
Crazyhand: And they all fit the bill, and were smooth and eye candy.
Crazyhand: They were, weren't they?
Link: Yeah, they were.
Link: They even had animated special effects, if I recall.
Crazyhand: Dan's a splendid animator.
Link: Like that explosion with G.I. and Radd.
Crazyhand: Mhm.
Crazyhand: There's no doubt about it- he dominates the graphics section.
Link: Indeed.
Crazyhand: HUMOUR:
Link: Why did you spell that like a brit? With a 'u'?
Crazyhand: Hey.
Crazyhand: 'Cause I do.
Link: Okay.
Link: Well, when he makes the jokes, they're usually funny, but sometimes he's too involved in the plot to make jokes.
Crazyhand: Dan's sense of humor is unparalleled.
Crazyhand: So true!
Crazyhand: Dan is able to stay true to the plot, while squeezing in humor.
3:35 PM
Link: One example is when Sheena and Radd are about to kiss, and they always get interupted in a way.
Crazyhand: Yes.
Crazyhand: And yes.
Crazyhand: Well, that wraps it all up.
Crazyhand: Onto overall.
Crazyhand: OVERALL:
Link: That's it?
Crazyhand: I think so!
Link: I feel like we should be doing more.
Crazyhand: What's there to do?
Link: Hm....
Crazyhand: More leaving the topic?
Link: Meh.
Link: I guess that all there is.
Crazyhand: Okay.
Crazyhand: So.
Crazyhand: OVERALL:
Crazyhand: Dan made a 601-issue comic,
Crazyhand: with climactic ending, great fun and a spectacular closing comic.
Link: Indeed.
Crazyhand: There are so few flaws in this comic,
Crazyhand: except that his comic is "pseudo", which is masochistic.
Link: He also adds hidden commentary. You have to highlight it to read it. The text is often the same color as the background.
Crazyhand: I only saw one of those.
Link: Me too, but I know they exist.
Crazyhand: Well, we now must put up the rating:
Crazyhand: I give it a 9.7
Crazyhand: .3 points lost due to masochism.
Link: I'll give it a 9.8
Crazyhand: Well,
3:40 PM
Crazyhand: that's all, folks!
Link: I feel like we're on Judgement Day on G4TTV....
Crazyhand: Owie.
Crazyhand: My arm fell off.
Link: Um...
Link: You're a floating hand.
Link: You have no arm.
Crazyhand: Finger?
Crazyhand: That works.
Link: I guess.
Crazyhand: Yepz.
Crazyhand: Oh, wait a sec.
Crazyhand: Evil Nes: You guys ripped offa us.
Link: Aren't we supposed to be ending this or something?
Crazyhand: OOPS!
Crazyhand: ENDLETED!
Crazyhand: AND CUT
Link: *END'*
Link: *END'D**