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            Carl and Leppy's Cretacious Calypso Song (Sorry, Wrong Era)

[Upbeat music starts to play]

Carl: Okay. On a downbeat.

[singing] Now, when I first came to the Cretacious Era,

I experienced fright and terror.

But then I found a friend, who helped me to survive

His blood is warm; his young are born alive!

Hey-oh. Hey, hey, hey, hey hey-Oh! Hey-oh--

 

Jimmy: Carl!

*Submitted by Pigquet3*

                       Carl's First Spy Song (Operation: Rescue Jet Fusion)

Jimmy Neutron, he's a spy


He's a kid, and his hair is really high


He's got a friend named Carl, who's really cool


And, a friend named Sheen, who was held back in school!!!!!!!!!

*Submitted by Pigquet3*

                         Donut Boy Theme Song (Lights, Camera, Danger!)

 

Who's the super-cool cop, that always gets the bad guys?

Donut Boy!

That's me. Yeah.

He brings a delicious assortment of sweet delights!

Donut Boy!

Got a creamy fillin'.

                                   The Duck Song (Make

 

When you're down an' outta luck

Nothin' beats dancin' like a duck!

Here's how ya do it;

Let's get to it!

Ya bend your elbows a bit,

Hook your thumb in your armpit!

Flap your wings up and down,

And then you quack all around!

Just a-waddle to the left,

And a-waddle to the right!

Make a sound like a duck,

And then you quack with all o' your might!

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack,

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quackity-quack,

(Continued quacking...)

I love my mommy!

Quack, quack, quack, quack!

OH, YEEAAH! Yeah.

                  "Ducks: The Musical " Theme Song (Party at Neutron's)

When you're a duck,

You're a duck all the way

From the first time you quack,

To the last egg you lay.

When you're a duck you live in a blind.

Little or long smelling orange, fresh melon rind.

Du-u-u-u-u-u-ucks...

The Musical!

*Submitted by Pigquet3*

                                 Funky Jam Dance Party (Broadcast

Do you wanna be my lab partner?
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Do you wanna mix some chemicals?
Oh, yeah.
I'll be your test tube, baby
At the Funky Jam Dance Party...

We're gonna fill our beakers
Mm-Hmm
Mm-Hmm
With sulfuric funk
Libby: Oh-oh-oh-ooh
All: Test me with your litmus paper
At the Funky Jam Dance Party!

*Submitted by Pigquet*

                                     Go Jimmy

Go, Jimmy, Jimmy
That's the voice I hear inside
Everybody, let's bounce
It's Jimmy Neutron time

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Go, Jimmy, Jimmy
That's the voice I hear inside
Everybody let's bounce
Straighten up for the ride

Go Jimmy, Jimmy
To the rescue in the big, blue sky
Be back before I leave
It's Jimmy Neutron time

*Submitted by Pigquet*

                    The Most Dominant Life Form (Win, Lose, and Kaboom!)

There they are: the dominant life forms!

There they are, highly evolved!

The dreams of a million species that are smarter than granite,

Can come true on some beautiful planet,

If they live to be--

The most dominant life form of a-a-aaaall!

                                     On Chris

 

Ms. Fowl [Brawk]: There's a glow by the fire,

As I sit and perspire

I'm cozy and snug;

I sip from my mug,

Basking in the warmth...On Christmas Daaay! [brawks]

 Cindy and Libby together: We get gifts from relationships

And checks in big denominations.

Cindy: Laps have send things.

Libby: Gadgets that ping. [ping]

Both: Basking in the warmth of Christmas day. 

Jimmy: These feelings that you speak of are subjective. All I want it something that is real.

Carl: Christmas joy should be your one objective!

Sheen: Last summer I was bitten by an eel.

All other kids: What?!

 

Sam: Kids eat treats in profusion.

They need treats for their choosin'.

 

Officer Tubs: The punks sprayin' walls.

Other Police officer: Their hearts all aglow.

Both: Basking in the warmth...of Christmas Day!

 

Jimmy: Your answer's more elusive than it should be.

I run into this problem everytime.

How could a man that fat fit down a chimney?

How could he survive the arctic clim.?

[Christmas-themed music]

All: Happiness is the reason we delight in the season.

Science is fine. But don't waste our time!

We're basking in the warmth...

Jimmy: I can't concur.

All: Basking in the warmth...

Jimmy: But where's your proof?!

All: Basking in the warmth...of Christmas Daaaaaaaaay!

Ms.Fowl: Daaaaaaaayy!! [Brawks]

*Submitted by Pigquet*

                                    Save the Day (

 

 

Libby: Come on, boys, we gotta stop that ghost.

And save the day!

Cindy: Halt the alien invasion or we'll be toast.

And save the day!

Sheen: Destroy the sinkhole forming lava before the cyborgs march!

Carl: Get rid of the mummies; save the seven dwarfs!

Libby and Cindy: Win the big fight at the coliseum;

Put the dead guys back in the mausoleum!

Jimmy: Blow up the shark and find the ark!

All: And save...the...da-ay!

Sheen: Ya-cha-cha-cha!

                             The Spy Guy! (Operation: Rescue Jet Fusion)

He's a spy guy.

He's a spy with brains and brawn--

Shall I go on?

He's a spy-ay guy.

His gadgets are better than Bond's.

Oh, and how about this song?

The spy guy.

There's no spy with so much style;

And no girl can resist his smile.

She just knows that for sure, when she kisses this guy,

Her heart belongs to the spy.

He's the spy, ay-ay guy. Oh, yeah.

A sly spy guy.

He's the spy [stretched out] guy.

*Submitted by Pigquet3*

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