Da Treatie With 'Oomies!
'Dis is breaking news! Sal'var da chieftan pwonounce to'ay dat 'Oomies aint no targets anymores.
Anyone dat attacks da 'Oomies shall beh Sentenced ta ah Bath!
*Below is an orkish poem about Humans*
'Oomies oh 'Oomies
'Ows'me loves'ya, with'sya stink and ya Washings.
Stranger dan da stranges' Wigglewomps.
Uglier dan da ugliest Manglehoops.
Baths, Oh baths, Why's mus' ya bathe!
Foreva funneh, as ya stoo'id, Talkin' dat 'Oomie language.
Ah say 'dis....Oo 'Oomies ah stoopi'!!
*Written in Human, extracted from "Ye Olde Sosarian Poste!"
"The Orks of Cove promise to do no harm aslong as we co-orporate and if we leave them alone."
*Orkish*
Haha. Stoopi' 'Oomies dink we gonna Leave dem alones....Haha!
Dere some kinds'a 'Oomie armeh in 'dis citeh we claim, dey no challenge for da Mudslingers, shaman's and da barbarians o' da Orklin Tribe Of Cove!
Dat's all fa da 14th o' Dis month.
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