That is a pic of me and my wonderful ex-racehorse gelding, Maxx (or Sneaky Cheeky)

Welcome to my website, I'm Shelley and I (as you can tell) ride horses.  I love 'em mainly because they aren't like people.  Horses don't care what you think of them, they don't do something just to make you happy, and if they don't like you, they aren't going to pretend to be your friend. They are truthful.

But I also like other stuff. This summer I am learning to skateboard and this winter I am possibly learning how to snowboard. It's gonna be awesome.

Some people think I'm really wierd, but I don't really care cuz they are just jerks. So I say to them SCREW YOU!  But most of the time the people who think that are posers or just gay...lol

Click here to see..... ~*~My Weblog~*~

And click here to see.... ~*~My Barn~*~

A blonde called the fire department and told them that her house was on fire. They said, "Ok...Now how do we get there?" She replied,"DUH! RED TRUCK!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she drowned during the wave at the football stadium.

Yo momma is so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

You know your a redneck if you go to a family reunion looking for a girlfriend.