Chipmunks
The animal chipmunk
(chickamusmunkumus) is well renowned for it's cute looks, buckteeth and
stripy tail. We will expose YOU to the truth! The common chipmunk you
sometimes see in a hole, in between a rock pile, or occasionally in a
tree. But did you know that chipmunks are actually fruit? The
definition of a fruit is an edible object with seeds on or in it. Is a
chipmunk not edible, and does a chipmunk not contain seeds? YOU HAVE
BEEN EXPOSED!!!!
Wood Chucks
How much wood could a wood
chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck stainless steel? You have asked
a very important question that has come up many a time. But the answers
have all been lies so far! WE will expose the truth. Here goes:
amount of wood needed to chuck= x
sscpm(stainless steels chucked per minute)= z
To
find the exact amount you must do this particular formula: pick a
number(x), times it by two, add your original number, divide it by
three, and then subtract your original number from it.
YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!