Conlegium Sicariorum | A Discworld Helpsite by Mortifi

Welcome

A thumb pressed against two fingers, and the lean figure of Dr Cruces, head tutor [at the Assassin's School], looming over the startled boys.

"We do not murder," he said. It was a soft voice; the doctor never raised his voice, but he had a way of giving it the pitch and spin that could make it be heard through a hurricane.

"We do not execute. We do not massacre. We never, you may be very certain, we never torture. We have no truck with crimes of passion or hatred or pointless gain. We do not do it for a delight in inhumation, or to feed some secret inner need, or for petty advantage, or for some cause or belief; I tell you, gentlemen, that all these reasons are in the highest degree suspect. Look into the face of a man who will kill you for a belief and your nostrils will snuff up the scent of abomination. Hear a speech declaring a holy war and, I assure you, your ears should catch the clink of evil's scales and the dragging of its monstrous tail over the purity of the language.

"No, we do it for the money.

And, because we above all must know the value of a human life, we do it for a great deal of money.

There can be few cleaner motives, so shorn of all pretense.

Nil mortifi, sine lucre. Remember. No killing without payment."

He paused for a moment.

"And always give a receipt," he added.

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This site was created Mortifi, from the Ankh-Morpork Assassins' Guild. This is my way of giving back to the society which has welcomed me into this whole new world of fun and adventure.

This is also a way for us to help our fellow Assassins to have a constantly updated source of information. Kudos to Malicious and his wonderful site, outdated but still extremely useful. Some information in our pages have come from his great site, one of the most highly rated on the Disc. We hope to mirror his achievement. We have also taken from others, and thank them for their great help.

Updates

I am working with Kefka and his wonderful Item Database, and soon we will have all the items and descriptions linked to his site. This would allow descriptions and other information to be accessed easily. Also, problems with the Conversation Box have been resolved.
Here is a quick note to say that Lyra has joined as the first ninja in the Conlegium Sicariorum team, and will be working on the new Arcane section! We are looking for someone to work on the Faith section, do try to contact me!
Dane's Certificate is up! Take a look a Contracts now!
Hear all, The Conlegium Sicariorum Site will now be worked on by a team. This team includes myself (the head), Bobb (who will be rejoining) and Twyddle. Watch out for more changes, like a newbie section by Twyddle and the first ever publication of Dane's Certificate!
The Conversation Box has been put up, however there are still technical difficulties, which we will try to settle in due course. Moonlit Market section is going to be added on to soon!
With the arrival of the equipment section, the site has officially been completed! Check out one of the first ever guides to the Moonlit Market, or what the shops sell in Sto Lat! Apart from some more improvements, such as a possible item database and a few pictures, all the content is in! Hooray!
The site is near completion! We are starting to see a trickle of visitors. Welcome! Now only the About Me and the Equipment sections left to go.
Due to Freewebs, the structure of the site has to be edited. The Guild and The Library are now at seperate sites!
I worked hard, and the site has now been multiplied 4 times the pages! We went from 5 to 20 pages, so enjoy the new content! Warning, some pages may still be under construction.
The Guild Charter and the Campus History are now up, and the rest of The Guilld section will soon follow! Also look out for the Maps section, coming out soon.
The main page has been finished. The other content is now starting to be put up. Watch out for the currently being built page, The Guild!