Cluny the Scourge's Shrine

(some cheerleaders start to chant)
"Welcome All,
To Cluny's Shrine,
Get drunk, have a brawl,
And stay online till half past nine.
So come on, take a look,
Or if your a flea-bag Redwaller
Slig ya hook!"

(laughs) Well, If that isn't a fairly charming welcome then I don't know what is!

Welcome all! This is the Shrine of Cluny the Scourge, the best shrine you'll ever find on the net. If you have arguments about that you can visit me - in person - to the exacution room...haha! Just kidding!

If you have no idea who Cluny the Scourge is then what the hell are you doing here! And what hole have you been hibernating in?!
Cluny is the most meanest, smartest and damn brilliant rat ever to be created on this otherwise dismal earth. Ever since I rented out the video Redwall : The Final Conflict I just couldn't get this loveable dark warlord out of my head. It was because of him that my lust for Redwall grew and grew till I became a ratgirl forever. 
So everyone! Join hands around a large Cluny statue and pray till you knees start to bleed. Oh a few sacrifices might make old patch-face happy too...any volunteers!?

To Visit a fellow Cluny Fansite CLICK HERE!  you better, 'cause its so seal-damn brilliant!

 Why you ask? Of of the great creatures on Odin's earth would I want to make a shrine for good-old Cluny the Scourge?
Pretty simple really.

While I was surfing the net I have never, never ever, found a Fansite for Cluny. I thought "Awww, poor Cluny. No one loves him. (cries, then pulls self together) Well, I'll just have to make my own." 
Just one crisis...How in Valhalla do I make one?!  So, for a long time the dream of a Cluny fansite had to be put on a self to collect dust. Great big chucks of mite invested dust that - er...you get the picture.
Then, one morbid day, I went onto the Gantu Shrine , no need to ask why, and at the bottom of the screen...HALLALOOLA!! It said "click here to create your own website." You'll find that on the bottom of these pages, by the way. As you can guess, my heart leapt a thousand and sixty-five feet and I literally kissed my pet budgie on her little blue head. Whipping the dust off of my dream I got started on the Shrine and for more than three years has been going strong. I've met other people who have also share the passion for Cluny the Scourge and got contacted by someone who has also made a Fansite for the guy.

It's Cluny-Mania everybody! Get with the groove or be hanged!

1st November

A new number in the Multimedia page. From the guy who wrote Doomwall (yet again sounding I'm sounding like the movie trailer guy) Redwall South Park has been linked. Go see!

And sorry for the long silence, I've been too busy with my life to be doing much updating. The Library is proving more a pain as I hardly have time to spare to copy down the verses to put in there. If anyone is willing to do some for me and send them via e-mail then it will be greatly appeciated.

12th August
As you have probably noticed by now but the Shrine has gotten a new look. I thought it just looks a lot neater than the previous one with the page links going horizontally at the top. Also, there is a new chapter on Shrivil the Murderer.

1st August

Pinch Punch, first day of the month! 
Anyyyyywayyy...
From the writer who brought you Doomwall (sounding like a cinema advert yet, lol) there is a new fanfiction, Shrivil the Murderer.

26th July

Eamon Wolfgram (AKA Ourdoommoviemakers) has finished the fanfiction, Doomwall on the fansection. Apparently he's planning for another soon (perhaps the sequal? Perhaps something new)
 

21st July

Okali-Dokali!
The Mossflower section of the Library is done and dusted, I will start the Legend of Luke soon. Also there is new chapters to the Fan Fiction, Doomwall.

10th July

Well, the summer hol's are here at last, for some (like me) it's the end of an era at school/collage/university - whatever you peeps go to! I'd just like to say, "WOOOOO! No education! So many weeks to let the brain rot in stupor!" haha.
Anyway, there is a new FanFic in the Fansection. If you like the Doom game series and Redwall then you may love this.

2nd June
The Verses for Martin the Warrior is now done. I would have liked to put video clips of the songs from the TV series but for some reason I couldn't. Oh well, when life knocks you down you in turn knock down the next person/thing who get's on your nerves. *eyes the evil dove looking at me through the window*
 

19 April

Writen up, at last, in the Library, all the Verses of Lord Brocktree... next, Martin the Warrior. *clicks finger bones*

29 March

I am starting to Re-read my Redwall books in Chronological order, as it has litrally been about 5 years since I read some of the earlier ones. So, given the oppertunity to start the Library again. The first few poems of Lord Brocktree is up.

17 March

The About Me Page has finally been updated, with new picture of Vipertooth... about time too as the old picture of me looked frightfully rubbish.

CLUNY: You never take a good picture Viper'
Watch it! I'll draw you as a woman and post it up all over DeviantArt and Youtube and Redwall fansites.

25th Febuary

More wallpapers on Cluny Hut, including a Matthias WP that is so bright and blue my eyes have been burnt out.
CLUNY: How you typing if you're eyes are burnt out?
Sshhh you!

Also,my page has been updated, because the old picture of myself was soooo old and - lets face it - rubbish and I finally got round to drawing another one ( A character sheet is following soon aswell.)

 people have visited the Shrine.