Peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. (DON'T try this at home!)

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.  

There are more chickens than people in the world.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.

Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula".

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.  

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.

In England the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tub and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.

A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

Dueling in Paraguay is allowed as long as both duelers are blood doners.

you called me to get my phone number.

you spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

you put lipstick on your forehead because you wanted to make up your mind.

you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

you sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

you tried to drown a fish.

you thought a quarterback was a refund.

you got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

you tripped over a cordless phone.

you took a ruler to bed to see how long you slept.

you asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

you studied for a blood test.

you thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

when you heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, you moved.

when you missed the 44 bus, you took the 22 bus twice instead.

when you took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" you turned around and went home