Claire&Graham.com


::Content::
::Home Page (invitation)::
::The Wedding::
::The Dress Code::
::Contacts::
::Nearest Hotels::
::Our Suppliers::
::The Wedding List::
::Quick Contacts::
::(claire's email)::
::ct@squireandco.com::
::(grahmam's email)::
::Graham.Kershaw@HHLaw.co.uk::
::(wedding coordinator)::
::debbie.dwek@lineone.net::
::(web designer)::
::saraahmed621@hotmail.com::
::Wedding Humor::
::Bit of fun::
::The Wedding Counter::
::Cockney Rhyming::
::Etiquette::
::Dance::
::Dining & Beverage::
::Message Board::
Wedding Humor




At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.


Q. Why do men want to marry virgins?
A. They can't stand criticism.


Q. What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A. 1. No mind. 2. No business.



Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).


A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.


Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole!