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This is the story of Claire and Graham!

Claire and Graham met in a Garden Gate, following this they went for a tidly wink and a Joe Blake which William Telled. After some time they realised they had alot in common, and so Claire took Graham round to her finger and thumb for some rosie lee. Claires finger and thumb didn't have any apple and pears in her house Graham thought this was Glasgow Ranger. After some birdlime Graham decided it was Isle of Wight to pop the big question, only he wrote it in the coffee and tea with a salford dock. So now Claire ball and chalks fox and hound with a heavy hand-bag (the salford dock's inside!) and a salford dock on her finger. Now their gonna get cut and carried.


Nice story huh?



OK so I guess you want the translation.




This is the story of Claire and Graham!

Claire and Graham met in a magistrates court, following this they went for a drink and a stake which smelled a bit. After some time they realised they had alot in common, and so Claire took Graham round to her mums for some tea. Claires mum didn't have any stairs in her house, Graham thought that was strange. After some time Graham decided it was right to pop the big question, only he wrote it in the sand with a rock. So now Claire walks round with a heavy hand-bag (the rocks inside!) and a rock on her finger. Now their gonna get married. Nice story huh?