To the bronze god .
Yesterday on the way home'
When me and bill were quiet alone
The very words he said to me
"I,ll get it out in the summer for u to see."
Listern bill i think your sweet, but im no easy Rhonda"
" No no said Bill I mean my flipping Honda".
Oh i said you gave me quiet a fright.
" so youve got a big shiney motor bike "
Then you could have knocked me down with a feather.
When Little Bill said " Im in to leather "
Well a leather biker whot can i say.
When can i come over to you house to stay
So if you see a bronzed god on the queens highway and it gives you such a thrill.
Take time to admire the view.
As its proberbly our very own sexy little Bill

                                                      from Sandy x

Sarah who ? oh that old hag
Wot ever we do it wont be a drag.
A fancy dress theme may do, something that unzipps easy as i may need the loo.
Drinking and dancing will play a big part
A few sambookas before we start.
Now its Sarahs 30th so she has to get drunk.
I Know we could do a Britney, no she may look like a punk.
Whatever we do we always have fun.
I have to brew up now so i'll have to run.
Tea, Coffee typing and faxing.
Ive just popped some pills so my blockage is relaxing.ha
so i will love you and leave you to go make the tea.
what will we do Sarah ha just you wait and see

                                                      from   Sandy x.

TEA,COFFEE,MILK,AND SUGER.
YOU HAVE A BLOCKAGE WHAT A BUGGER.
HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF SARAHS DO!!
THINK WHILE YOU HAVE YOUR BREW.
IT HAS TO BE NAUGHTY NICE BUT NOT CLEAN.
THE BEST 30TH YOU HAVE EVER SEEN.
HAVE A THINK AND LET ME KNOW.
WHERE YOU THINK WE SHOULD ALL GO.I,LL CLOSE FOR NOW ITS MY MONTH END .
IT DRIVES ME ROUND THE BLINKING BEND.
I,LL SEE YOU LATER WHEN THE SENIORS DANCE AND HAVE A CHAT EVEN HALF THE CHANCE.

                                                                                       from Jackie x

Things in general.
Sarah is busy with her bits and bobs.
Jackie is still doing a million and one jobs.
The girls are working hard in the line.
Some still flumpy some are fine.
Its Gemmas 18th in may are you ready for it HEY HEY HEY .
Steph is out there still partying like mad.
Friday night is going to be fun a buffet and all carnt be bad.
Raffle prizes will I be a winner. But i dont want to win the nose hair trimmer, Ha
Anyway bye for now and yes i am sane, Just ask my shrink she'll say the same.
I wont take it personal but that Lower Kersal said im mad. Ive watched there lines and im ever so glad that were not against them now that would be MAD.
Always a pleasure to watch your girls.

from Sandy x

The Line.
Right at the front we have Stephnie G,
she wants to get herself on page 3.
Next is Danielle they look the same'her mum is a stunner i wont mention her name.
Gemma is next the girl known as "O", she is ever so sweet this we all know.
Then its Lucy she is slender and preety.
If ive spelt that wrong oh wot a pity.
Is it then Leah she is the leader, you better get first you little bl---er.
Linzi is next she is ever so funny,poor poor Lacy to have such a mummy.
Oh then its Beth the drinker of the pack at the last champs she was flat on her back. soz beth dont mean it x.
Dan g is next she is Beths friend there both two nice lasses, Samie her mum wears big thick rimmed glasses, soz samie i love you really.
The next in line is our friendly Zoe, the one who has Sally the smiler in toe.
Next its Charleen you may think she is quiet, but she stayed in my challet oh wot a riot, She is not shy hear my warning, she kept me up till 4 in the morning.
Then there is little Morgan-Lee will she get mascot well wait and see.
OH MY GOD i forgot about Jade,now dont get upset or cause a big stink, the next time i see you i will buy you a drink,Voda isnt it. ha so there is the line in all of its glory, will they come first well thats another story x x x

I am sat here at work at the start of the day.
Longing for my milky way.
Now sarah and Jackie your ever so fine,

But those milky ways should have been mine.
How could you do thatto me.
I will get you back just wait and see.
Now believe what you like about these devious two.
Oh bill there going to send a valantines to you.

They will say its from me and write all sorts of things.

But you mean more to me than a summer fling.
So i finish my poem and at the end of the day.

PLEASE PLEASE let me have my milky way.

                                     from Sandy x

A poem for Dan Mc

She is tall and blonde and loves to dance,
Her tales of ghost have me in a trance.
She is funny and bubbly too,
You know her nan i know you do.
The thing i love best is when i stole her part,
She looked at her mum and said what a fxxt.
She is one of the best,
and sticks out from all the rest.

                     from Jackie x

A Poem for Gemma!

There was a girl called O.
Who hated her name so.
Can i be a P
Your unfair to me.
I DONT WANA BE AN O

Anon x

Sandy your witty quick and ever so smart to write you a poem where do i start.
I could mention a buffet or a party ring,
But to others that wont mean a thing.
So i,ll stop there before i go to far,
Who is that man that stands at the bar.
Oh its tommy for sure i remember his name,
Gorgous good looking he is not what a shame.
But you have little bill to make you smile,
You can sit in the front and flirt for a while.
This is my poem to sandy whose fun,
And also to dan a wonderful mum.

                            from Jackie x

A Poem for Jackie

We are the strawberrys but you are the cream.
We are the crackers but you are the cheese.
You are the diamond that sits in the ring.
so crakers, strawberrys and even a ring.
Doesnt mean nothing without that one special thing .

                                                      from Sandy x

  A Poem for sarah.
This fiesty young lady who we all think is top. She is known for her partys ie the Body Shop. I hear shes branching out in the sex industry. What toys have you got in your suitcase for me. All her wears will be on display but she doesnt come cheap you will have to pay. Leathers and whips and outfits galore. come close let me tell you a little bit more. She has 3 wonderfull kids and a hubby whos smashing, but get on her bad side your in for a tounge lashing. her kids are all cute but strange they can be, dont get to close take it from me . She is bubbly shes lively, shes larger than life.Have pity on Adie for she is his wife. Sarah your groovy your a wonderfull mum.But i just have to say you have a big bum, dont take that wrong you have big massive breasts. i am getting tiered so ill take a rest. see you all soon and sarah your a LOON!  

                                                                                 from Sandy x  

    A Poem About Bill...
Hes Scottish And Cute Like A Soft Teddy Bear Jump In His Bus He'll Go Anywhere,
He Does A Good Breakfast Or So Ive Heard, But Dont Worry Bill I Wont Say A Word,
Theres Things He Doesnt Do Like Bad Smells And Poo But Im Sure He'll Say "Bird Sanctuary" Just For You,
Ive Seen Him In Heels And A Pink Cowboy Hat But Dont Worry Bill Ill Keep Quiet About That,
If Your Looking For A Name Try As You Will But To Me Your Always Sweet Little Bill. 

                                                                                                                         from Sandy x   

A Christmas poem.
we have dined at the dogs and had stretch limousines.
The pile on at brannighans was a sight to be seen.
we've had weekends away and boogied till late. oh yes my buffet could fit on one plate.
Weve had fun and we laughed theres bin pussys galore.
I wonder next year what could be instore.
We have Bill and his bus known as the party van. Oh Bill i have to say im your no 1 fan.
We have linzi whos wicked, and zorros not bad. As for the rest your all F-----g Mad
Sarah the pumpkin oh what a laugh. ur the best pumkin we've ever had.
Amanda and Sammy oh what a pair i love you both I SWEAR I SWEAR I SWEAR.
But there is one special lady so let me just say a MERRY CHRISTMAS to you yes you Jackie Rae.    

      from Sandy x