"You got money? You got crazy ideas? You got no clue about education? Then you’re perfect for our privatization scheme. In todays fast pace world of big brother type government, we understand that as millionaires you want some control too.

Now you can buy it! Donate £2 million today and you too can own your very own school. Yes that’s right, don’t pinch yourself, this is not a dream! Donate today and the government will even pay the running costs.

 Chose your very own teachers, and bully the ones you don’t like. Its all gravy here at Whitehall, just smile and give us money.

Don’t like diversity? We don’t care! Make your school Christian, Muslim, Nazi whatever tickles your fancy. And think! All those impressionable kids, who can be so easily manipulated, convert them anyway you like

Local community? What local community! You decide, almost like god, the governing body. You only have one parent seat on it! Just tell them to sit down and shut up, let them know whose boss!

You have the money, now you can buy the power!"