WELCOME

Hi there and a warm welcome to the citadel of chaos. On this site you'll find some useful and probably very unuseful shit ,i have stuff from web links ,jokes,weird random facts, funny pics etc..... On this site there will be stuff people will find "OFFENSIVE"

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!                                                                                                            

So crack on yer complete and utter BASTARDS yer!!!!

(please sign the guestbook aswell , if you don't i'll be very offended and i will come around your house and insert a very large garden knome up your ASS!!!)thankyou....from the CITADEL(sly_wicked_and_slick).  

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MY LIFE

The other day my missus said to me "take a good look at me and tell me what's different about me"

So i said "ok" ," have you got new shoes" , "nope" she replies, "have you got a new dress", "nope ,ohhh Rich c'mon take a good look"she says, "ok have you had your hair done" ,"No No c'mon" she yells. "makeup", "NO!!","new top""NO" she yells again, so i said "ok i give up what is it " she says "i've got a GAS MASK on!!!"

SOME COOL LINKS !!(some may find offensive,but i don't give a fuck)

• Ok lets get started with this one !!if you like optical illusions ,  go to this funny site and start seeing things ,focus on the centre circle in the middle of this link http://home.mn.rr.com/t1camp1/Focus.swf
• Do you like who wants to be a milllionaire ,well this link has a new twist to it ,if you like your pot ,hash,ganja,herb,weed,jamaican old holburn, wacky backy ,bush,etc.... (you know what i mean). you'll love this new game  http://www.zooass.com/games/honeybear/honeybear_demo.shtml by the way this is only a demo get the full version of the page.
• Have you ever wanted to swear your mouth off but can't be bothered, get this little baby to do it for you ...VERY OFFENSIVE!!!! (but who cares) http://www.rathergood.com/swearotron.html
• UPDATED AND PATCHED: you like flshes and video well go her and pick your shit ,, i can reccomend the robot guy ,,, good shit""" http://gprime.net/main/
• Like getting pissed off with puzzles that make you wanna throw the pc outta the window try this little sucker for size http://www.corwin.ca/gridlock/ you never know you might just like it!!.
• Or if you think that your speed is rather good with your mouse try out DODGE http://uk.download.yahoo.com/ne/fu/dodge.html . See if you can beat my score of 23.063 seconds if you can contact me with the proof !! (coctacts page in nav bar).
• I toss alot with this link ,and i guess you'll become a fully fledged tosser aswell if you go here http://games.alentus.com/games/game_frame.aspx?gid=11  see if you can beat my score of 532.525,,,, GOOD LUCK!!!
• This is funny ,just to see how the rest of the world have orgasms it's not really hard nudity it's a funny cartoon ,,just see what country you COME from!! http://www.ratedtoons.com/flash/interorgasm.swf
• Here's another site that'll have you hooked ,it's a nice little game called bubbles, try and steer clear of the landmines. And if you can beat my score of 855 i'll send you a free piece of wood!!!!.    http://www.freepgs.com/mindistortion/games/bubbles.htm .
• Now here's a sick site (not for the faint hearted) this link holds pictures of peoples worst wounds, these guys are fucked up and shit  http://www.smyw.com/woundsarchive1.shtml
• What's pink and hangs out yer pants........."YOUR MUM"

 

THIS LITTLE PIGGY WENT WEE WEE WEE OHH OHH AHH OOO MMMM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT'S BIG PINK AND HARD (usually i'd say a pig with a flick knife)

LONGEST NAMES IN THE WORLD

• Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is the longest place name in wales  (dunno what it means but i'll find out)
• Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilokpop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchanivet Mahasathan Amornpiman Avatarnsathit Sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit, meaning the 'City of Angels', is known to the locals as Krungthep Mahanakhon. The rest of the world knows it as Bangkok, Thailand. However, it is not recognised by the Guinness Book of Records as the longest place name as it is not used on a daily basis by the locals.
• The city with the longest name in common usage is in New Zealand. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauotamateturipukakapikimaungahoro-Nukupokaiwhenua kitanatahu translates as the 'place where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, who slid, climbed and swallowed mountains, known as land-eater, played his flute to his loved one'. This is the place name recognised by the Guinness Book of Records.
• If you think there fucked' up check out the phobic word for the fear of long words is :Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, (see the weird list of phobias i have in the weird shit selection)"man that's just takin' the pisserurination".

BIG SHOUTS!!!!

BIG SHOUT out to Claire(the missus. Thanks  babes.) Joshua and Kelsey(the nippers,i love you all so much),the guys i work with , James, Dan the man , Mark sparxx, Chrissy (Archie),Pete ,Rob , Kerry, Big phil ,Mark (bluebox), Paul (pj) and Kev (the guv'nor) and all at Clarks Modular Buildings , shouts to jamie(scouser), fricker (phil), simmo, brit, saidy,  yanto, silly, lewie, all the hollybush crew!!, ace(jason), big shouts to the jas's trivial pursuit crew, jas(victoria), dand, matty, bah bum hug(bah hum bug), gabby, pooch, popps, jj, ray, mush, steve x, shonn, becket ,meelyn, and all i that i have missed out ,,peace to you all thanks for being there, you are all so cool ,,,ALL THE BEST  CITADEL_OF_CHAOS2002 (sly_wicked_and_slick) ohh and the fuckin' dog DUKEY BABY (thick as shit)

 

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