Church of the Sultans of Swing Resort

Relaxation


Light and Sound Booth

Relaxation at the Church of the Sultans of Swing

Our newest relaxation tool is the fantastic light and sound booth. You can relax in an amazingly comfortable ergonomicly designed chair while an amazing light show takes place all around you and the song of the Ftang Ftang bird (the native name on Smegaroon for the Hookbill Parrot) gently wafts around your ears. This often causes our members to become so relaxed that they actually fall asleep. This is a must for anyone visiting the Church of the Sultans of Swing resort. Highly recommended.

 

The Pool and Beachside

Church of the Sultans of Swing Resort Pools and Beach

Our pool area is second only to the 6 Star Smegaroon Grand Hotel. A completely landscaped and delightful place for a dip which itself backs onto the brilliantly white silky smooth sands of the island of Smegaroon. You can relax by the pool with its full waiter service or take the 30 second stroll to the rolling waves on the private beach. There is a wide selection of sports available from beach volleyball to jetskiing and windsurfing. The offshore breezes provide a gentle breeze so that even the most timid can enjoy this most amazing view of our resort.

Poolside waiters at the Church of the Sultans of Swing Resort

 

Massage

Relaxing Massage at the Church of the Sultans of Swing Resort

You can have a relaxing massage in the comfort and privacy of your own suite overlooking the fantastic scenery of Smegaroon or you can visit our brand new custom built massagarium where you can have your choice of any of our highly trained masseurs , many of whom are the official masseurs to the Smegaroon Quidditch team.
With a wide selction of natural oils and scents, you can be sure that you will want to come back again and again to enjoy this most relaxing and sensual of pastimes and its all included when you stay at the Church of the Sultans of Swing resort.