Nightlife on The Resort
Romeo & Juliets
The Church of the Sultans of Swing Resort nightclub, Romeo and Juliets is the happening place to be for the younger and even the older energetic members. The club is open from 8pm until late (whenever the last person goes home) and offers a wide range of beers, wines and spirits, all completely complimentary. The DJ plays music for all tastes, from hard house,hip hop and Trance to the very popular themed 
our recent 70's night
nights ,which are a great success and enjoyed by all who attended. Various theme nights happen during the season, just speak to our reception or grab on of the Angels. Who knows, you may even get to dance with them as they often pop in when they are off duty.
Nightlife in Smegaroon itself
Vladimirs
Head Barman, Victor Coulibaly promises you a warm welcome if you tell him you are from the Church of the Sultans of Swing Resort and will keep you entertained all night. He is quite a character and loved by everyone. For visiting him he will offer all our guests a free cocktail from his special menu. Vladimirs is only a 10 minute free cab ride from the resort and I know you will not be disappointed.
Victor's special cocktails include:
The Risk-Free Modality: Non-alcoholic, this refreshing blend of orange juice, lemon juice, a dash of lime, crushed ice and fresh raspberry is a perfect way to start your evening.
The 'This May Come As A Surprise': An innocent-looking cocktail with a wicked little kick, the 'This May Come As A Surprise' comes with lime, mint, cracked ice, powdered sugar and a dash of Bacardi.
The Dead Bank Customer: Barrister Vic gets serious now with one of his favourites, inspired by long-time Vladimir's regular, Barry Kelly. Angostura Bitters, Gin and fresh milk make this one to remember - you never forget your first Dead Bank Customer!
The Festac Town Cafe: Triple Sec, Tequila, Rum and Coke, the Festac Town Cafe is certainly one for the enthusiastic. Perfect for those long nights!
The Western Union: Another of Vic's top mixes, the Western Union combines gin, orange juice, Angostura Bitters, crushed ice and a dash of cream. For when those Risk-Free Modalities need a little momentum!
All The President's Men: Mixed exclusively for and enjoyed by none other than Liberia's former President Charles Taylor and his many sons and associates, All The President's Men contains grenadine, tequila, cranberry juice, lemon juice and crushed ice.
The Iced Koffi: Named after Koffi Williams, a well-known local resident of Smegaroon Island held in great affection by the staff at Vladimir's, the Koffi Williams contains bailey's, cream, sugar and a strong hit of caffeine.
You are sure a warm welcome and a fun night out if you visit Vlads.
Eves Casino
Smegaroon has one of the most exclusive gambling establishments in the world in Eves. Its luxurious surroundings are only rivaled by the service you get once inside.
Why not have a go at the gambling craze that's taken Smegaroon Island by storm: Silver Trunk Box, originally conceived and introduced by Victor 'The Barrister' Coulibaly one evening whilst creating a Dead Bank Customer at Vladimir's. We won't spoil it by giving away details of this amazing game.
The Custard Rooms are a private suite available to serious high rollers where the minimum wager is 50,000 Golden dorks (the Smegaroon currency) but the casino will be happy to change your local currency into Dorks for you at no extra cost. A great night out.
