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-10/9/04

     We are going to start a webcomic soon. the Jester and I are planning it out.

                                                                                                 ~73h dRUnkEnApE (king)

9/16/04-

sorry about that, i forgot i had a website, whoops. anyways since i forgot to update in so long, u get a special prize...A FORUM, go to chimpkingdom.forumflash.com theres another admin besides me and the king too, u many know him from filkifan.com, hes filkifan, so come on over and do stuff, theres a chat too

7/17/04-

tommorw, or techniclly today, unless ur in Hawaii, but anyways, me and the king are leaving for CTY (its a camp). and we must hope that while we are gone our fair kingdom is not pillaged, but our women are free for raping...ok fine we dont have any women, but if we did we would rape 'em all day, by the way we are looking for women to join us.

~the jester

7/12/04-

i updated the ninth edition polls in MTG, ye thats it, it is a shame

7/9/04-

im gonna start updating about ninth edition in the MTG section every sunday so be there or be quadrangily mishapen

~the jester

6/30/04-

i just played fire emblem, i loved it, theres a review... well oyu know where, also i have a really funny story.  i got this email today with chimp kingdom as the subject, i was happy at first to see people actually visiting the site, once i saw the email my happiness turned to hilarity. this guy said our site was flase advertisment and it failed to serve its porpuse as chimp sellers, wtf!!!!!. i meen, if he actually saw the site he would've realized there was no chimp selling on it, but besides that... who in their right mind buys a chimp as a pet. anyways this is the jester saying *snicker* *snicker* HE WANTED A CHIMP *snicker* *snicker*

~ the jester

6/23/04-

i was just in memphis with my cousins, i cant update there because all they have are macs and freewebs doesnt work on macs, also the lazy king wouldnt update after several requests for him too, so anyways i'm back now so i might update... maybe.

EDIT:

theres an update in the videogames section, more on the PSP... grrrr, damn PSP

6/12/04-

theres a link to the DS demo because the king has simpythy for ya slackerz and hobos...bums, there will be pic's soon... and maybe more info, IF YOUR LUCKY

~ the jester

6/11/04-

the king updated for once, he updated the video games section and the anime section, but he neglected to say he updated here.  oh ya he also updated the music and flash section... wait you've never heard of it, thats because i sound like a commercial from the 60's right now, also because we got rid of the chatroom due to the fact it wasn't being used and it took up too much space and no one used it.

EDIT:

whoops, didnt see that there, o well i dont want to delete my post because it is my child in the form of HTML, and aborting is for hippies

6/10/04-

i just updated the game reviews, now we have 3 games, isn't that impressive, beat that X-play...fien you know what, they may have more games, but the have more people working on it with them, we have 2, and the king doesnt even do much on the site.  so until next time this the chimp jester saying, winners don't do drugs, but you're all skackerz and losers so i dont care what you do.

6/9/04-

i changed the game trailers section to just video games so it can have more variety, for example, new game prviews, game trailers, new systems... ucch i hate short posts, to solve this problem im going to talk about how over rated ff7 is.  i mean, seriously its a good game and all, but the music gets really fricken annoying when ur trying to solve a puzzle and its taking forever and the same blunt boring tune going duh duh duuuh, duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, duuh duuh duuuuh, duh duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuh over and over and over again.  and the battle system is only averge in my book, if u want good battle system play mario rpg or seiken densetsu. yay its not short any more, so this is the jester saying theres a little bit of the devil in all of us, just more in augest olsen, and the month augest, and goodnight... but its only 340, do goodafternoon or day or whatever

6/8/04-

the chimp kingdom is reborn after a bloody bloddy batlle.. okay maybe we just were busy with the while school thing, anyways expect updates cuz its the summer again so yay.. oh ya and HOLY SHIT!! we have over 850 visits, go me.. and a little of other people

8/30/03-

Damn, this'll be short. anyway i decided to get rid of the anime page but the king liked it so as an excuse he put somthing there, but then again i like it now too. so anyway i told u it would be short, so this is the jester saying whoever put capitals in front periods should burn... in hell, and good night, unless your in china then good mourning.