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Where: on the board
Type: Garden-variety rant
GODDESSES?!
Okay, how about Kali? Goddess of death and destruction, worshipped in graveyards,
known for copulating with her husband while devouring his entrails.
I love Sekhmet, personally. Head of a lion, body of a woman, symbolizes
warfare and the desert sun. Not only is she not a mother, she would fry little
Hunter-Dylan and his sister Katelynn-Dakota to a crisp.
There's always Athena, virgin goddess. No kids there.
How about Atropos, the last of the Greek fates, responsible for cutting
the thread of life?
Goddesses, my ass. These are nothing but snivelling morons who suspect the
deep truth of their lives, that is that they have no life, no future and are
mired in an inescapable quagmire of snotty noses and diapers -- and they try
to make themselves feel better about their shitty lives by imagining that
there is a "Goddess of diaper rash" someplace. Give me a break.
Where: work
Type: Rant on behalf of others
Anyone need a good line for intrusive questions, like "So when are you two
gonna have kids", "why haven't you married," etc.? I overheard a friend of
mine using this one: "It's in the land of Nunya. Nun of ya ****** business."
Enjoying the furbabies
Where: Worldwide
Type: I just wanna flame
This has turned into 3 rants in one, so please bear with me.
Rant 1: Yuppie vs. Welfare Breeders
I think the reason yupscum pahrunts piss me off more than welfarescum is
twofold. First, their entitlement attitude is far higher than that of the
welfarescum. They believe that they are "the Chosen" simply by virtue of having
bred, and they insinuate themselves and their crotchcritters into far more
annoying places than welfarescum (decent restaurants, theatres, etc.). The
all seem to have this irritating superiority complex that really comes down
to "I am more important than God in my own mind, and all must bow to me!".
...this leads into Rant 2: Breeders and the Environment
They also consume a lot more and wreak unbelievable havoc on the environment.
This is one of my huge problems with North American yuppie breeders. They
seem to believe that they can just continue blithely on filling up landfills
with Pampers, driving gas-guzzling SUVs that get 0.5 mpg, obliterating arable
land at a terrifying rate for Mcmansion developments, pumping raw sewage into
the ocean, wasting/defiling fresh water, destroying habitat, overusing antibiotics
and breeding superbugs, and breeding yet more little consumers because "we're
not overpopulated in Murka!" and there will somehow magically be no reprisal
because "it's fur the chyyyiiiillllldruun!".
Well, surprise surprise breeders: Nature really doesn't give a flying fuck
about your pwecious children - and she has some very unpleasant methods of
reducing populations. We're all going to find this out because we are due
for a massive pandemic/epidmeic within the next ten years...and thanks to
the breeders who demand antibiotics for everything and cheap (read hormone/medicated)
meat, we are going to have zero defense against it. Granted, that's if bioterror/nuclear
war doesn't hit us first, which I am expecting at this point, given the Bush
regime's policies.
...and Rant 3: Breeders and Politics
The other thing that scares me about yupscum breeder attitudes is this belief
that they can and should do anything to protect their "rightful" lifestyle
- whether this includes sucking away money from the genuinely needy folk in
society (childed or CF alike), demanding credit for not even doing a job they
signed on for, raising useless depraved brats, bombing innocent civilians
and starting WWIII to protect our "right" to cheap oil (while ignoring up
and coming clean fuel sources that could eliminate our need for foreign oil).
I am almost hoping that the Arabs do impose an oil embargo. At least it would
check the trend towards massive gas guzzlers and insane consumer spending.
...and finally: General Rant
North Americans need to wake up. We are engaging in incredibly destructive
behaviours that will rebound on us certainly within a quarter century, and
quite likely earlier than that if the confict in the Middle East explodes
into all-out global war. I get sick of hearing breeders who say "well, I recycle/eat
organic/send money to the Sierra Club, so you should overlook the fact that
I have 3 kids and drive an SUV." Wrong. This is not a balancing act you're
engaged in, you stupid fucks! I'm also sick of hearing "We should bomb Afghanistan
but ignore the fact that Israel is in flagrant violation of international
law and keep sending them money." They could stop a lot of things there real
quick by telling Israel that until they withdraw and start talking peace,
the US will provide no more money or loans of any kind. But of course it
won't happen.
STOP THE FREAKIN'PLANET....I WANT OFF! Whew. If anybody wants to discuss,
can we start a thread on the board?
Where: on the news
Type: Hey, did you see this?
Man, oh, man! I was watching MSNBC yesterday afternoon and caught a story
that sure isn't kicking up much of a ruckus anywhere else. In fact, I am pretty
impressed that it was carried by NBC news given their assorted Dateline docu-dramas
about children and babies. Anyhoo, there was a woman down in Lousiana who
violated her probation and was arrested. During the physical for entry into
the jail, it was discovered she was pregnant. She asked for an abortion immediately.
They said they had to see if it could be done. It would not be done by the
prison (of course the same nimrods will provide prenatal care for a prisoner
to bring a brat into the world with a hell of a chance at success in life)
She asked that the prison arrange for the abortion to take place at a local
clinic, and SHE WANTED TO PAY FOR IT, they said they had to get lawyers and
go to court and yadda yadda yadda. Hello, she was barely within the time
frame that abortions are still allowed and by the time the legal wrangling
was finished, she was 6 months along and abortion was illegal. So she gets
out of jail, gives birth and gave the baby up for adoption. I give her HUGE
credit for doing that because so many women would have kept that baby once
it was born. So now, she is suing the state of Lousiana for denying her right
to an abortion and forcing her to bear a child! Yay for her! MSNBC had a
representative from a reproductive rights organization on to argue her point,
but the hilarious part is that no pro-lifer was willing to step up to the
plate on this one. I have never ever seen that happen. Was Pat Robertson
busy? Did Jimmy Swaggart not feel up to the challenge?? What the hell is
their cause coming to? The newscaster was trying to work the angle that prisoner's
give up a lot of rights, but he really didn't even look like he could muster
much enthusiasm for it. Gee, maybe he has reported a few stories on idiots
who tortured and abused kids they never should have had in the first place
and he also felt like the woman had her head on straight and knew when she
was in over her head? Like that couple that was just busted this week for
keeping their retarded son locked in a room with no windows, or bedding for
the past ten years and let him lay in his filth to rot when he died...just
to get the monthly support check. Arrrrgggghhhhhh! They sure didn't get the
memo about becoming better, unselfish people when they bred.
Rant Number: 21766
When: Over the weekend
What kind: My frickin' family rant
Where: My parents' home
Well, I didn't know whether to cry, scream or break something. So instead
I came here to rant. Because I know you all understand.
What happens when you spoil a child with unconditional love, blind affection,
total forgiveness and all the toys and presents you can afford by skimping
on your medications? Well, you're all about to find out.
But first, a little history.
The family home was purchased by my mother's parents in 1950, when Mom was
in junior high school. My mom moved out to get married in 1956; her brother
was still in residence and my grandfather did some construction in the unfinished
attic so my uncle would have a bedroom with a private entrance. My parents
lived up there briefly when my grandfather died in 1964; and then when my
grandmother was widowed again in 1978, my mom and dad bought the house (my
grandmother naturally had lifetime tenancy; we were a 3-generation family)
and the attic became my sister's and my bedroom. So there's, say, three generations
of stuff stored up there--my grandmother's china, most of my mom's childhood
mementos, all of mine that I couldn't take when I left for college in 1987,
etc. I think you get the picture.
Well, my sister had an illegitimate son in 1984. For some obscure reason
this little shit has been the apple of everyone's eye ever since, until about
the last two years. I'll pass on describing the drugs, the booze, the girls,
the achingly loud rap music and the New Year's Eve stabbing incident (my elderly
handicapped Dad came home at midnight New Year's Eve to a police cordon and
eight cop cars parked on his lawn... but I digress...)
However, the little entitlement-brained monster has outdone himself recently.
Turns out that when my mom left for vacation in January, he decided that
he needed "more room" in the attic where he'd been sleeping (he and the idiot
that fathered my sister's other welfare brats don't get along; and he's been
living with my folks off and on most of his life). He decided his buddy Allen
should be able to live up there too (rent-free, with my Dad paying for all
the food... but I digress again...) so he decided to "make some space."
So he and his druggie buddies took EVERYTHING that was up in the back room
of the attic, stuffed it all in garbage bags, and heaved it off the upstairs
landing into the back yard.
My grandmother's china. My depression glass. My (and my mother's and uncle's)
yearbooks. Clothes, books, toys, pictures--basically, anything they couldn't
remanufacture into a bong. All thrown down a flight of stairs and left for
four months in the rain to rot.
I found this out when DH and I drove eight hours up to my parents' home
to repair the front door that my sister's insignificant other kicked down
in a drunken rage. Which needed to be fixed because my Dad was coming home
from the convalescent hospital on Monday and would have to be sleeping in
a rental hospital bed in the living room, and therefore would need a door
that at least closed, if not locked.
Lurking breeders, if you're still paying attention: NEVER spoil your child.
NEVER tell your daughter she's your favorite, or "the beautiful one," because
she will grow up to be a methhead and have four welfare babies and an Okie
(no, really, he was born there) junkie "common-law husband" that gets drunk
and kicks in your door.
Never tell your grandson that he's "wonderful" and "special" and "the best
thing that ever happened to the family," and never try to compete for his
affection with his mother and his other grandparents by buying him better
toys, because he will grow up to be a useless scumbucket who treats his "friends"
to all your food, runs up your energy bill, steals whatever his mother didn't
to support his habit, throws parties in your house that the cops raid, and
takes your medication--and then throws all your priceless valuables down a
flight of stairs into the back yard because they're "in his way."
Because your other daughter--you know, the fat one, with glasses, that reads
all the time because everyone but Mom ignores her?--will end up spending the
rest of her life driving or flying home two or three times a year, and spending
all her savings fixing or replacing the things that your "favorite" daughter
and her family have stolen, broken, "lost" or vandalized.
Somebody, give me a time machine. Let me go back to 1963, just for about
ten minutes, with a plastic bag and a rubber band, and smother my useless
bitch of a sister while she's still too small to fight back. Before she wrecks
my mom's car, steals (and sells) my mom's medication, spends 13 years torturing,
stabbing and trying to drown and smother me, embezzles my college fund and
snorts it, and at age 14 starts snorting crank and squirting out useless welfare
brats with whatever drug dealer will stick it to her.
And if I can't have a time machine, then please let a sizable meteor fall
on my sister's house while everyone (including all their druggie friends and
most of the Okie's creepy family) are in residence, sacked out on the couches
from a 72-hour bender while the children feed and dress themselves because
the adults are too wasted. It should probably take out the kids too; their
lives are already pretty ruined from watching everyone around them do drugs
and screw around indiscriminately, and from watching their father smack the
shit out of their mother on a regular basis.
There; now I've aired my laundry. I feel a little better. Thanks Turtle.
I'll be on the discussion boards as soon as I catch up reading the rants from
my five-day "vacation" cleaning and repairing my parents' house, since my
sister (who lives a mile away from them, not 400 like I do) can't be bothered,
even if her mother just had a heart attack and her father just got out of
the convalescent home.
Sigh. Thanks for listening, everyone.
When: May 3, 2002
Where: At work
Type: Garden-variety rant
At work today I had to go videotape a conference that is being held in conjunction
with the University where I work. It was an "Elder Abuse" conference.
I've spent almost all day hearing stories of elderly people abused and taken
advantage of by caregivers and their own children . With most of these stories,
if the person was in a nursing home, mention would be made about children
who were unaware that their parents being abused. Or if they were at their
homes and being abused (emotionally, physically, financially) , it was by
their own kids.
"But who will look after you when you get older?"
As always.... thanks for the space Turtle.
spotty
When: recently in the media
Where: Australian media
Type: Not a rant -- a rave!
in fact 2 raves today.......
Yes, there is now a CF island!!! Great Keppel Island off the coast of Queensland,
Australia has long been famous as a tropical paradise, a favourite holiday
destination.
One huge part of the island has now been decreed childfree (with only a
tiny secluded part for the breeders). You have to be between 18 and 35 or
40 (can't remember the exact age limit) to go there, a bit like the Fairstar
Funship cruises or Contiki Tours, for those who are familiar with them. It
is intended to become a "party destinaton".
I don't agree with the upper age limit, but at least it's a start. Our IT
administrator just reruned from a 2 week holiday there, and said it was first
class. I've also seen it advertised on posters in travel agency windows recently,
and it was featured in a brief news bulletin a few weeks ago.
Also, Australia's second childfree housing development has commenced construction
in Queensland, and is one third sold already. Exclusive, luxurious (and unfortunately
expensive). It was featured in the newspaper last weekend. If you get pregnant,
you have to leave (but you can still keep your unit, you just have to rent
it out to someone else)And the developer has 4 kids, yet commented that when
he got older he wanted to enjoy the finer things in life and not be surrounded
by kids. He also said that kids weren't for everyone, and people should be
able to choose not to live around kids.
There is already a CF housing development in Melbourne too, though not on
such a large scale.
The article said there was a growing demand as people retired earlier and
lived longer, to have CF housing.
Apparently it is legal to have new CF developments in Qld, but the government
is seeking to "close the loophole" and make it illegal to refuse people with
kids, or who subsequently become preggers, from living there. Retirement homes
are an exception in all states of Australia, but you have to be 55 years
old to live there. These new types of developments fill that in-between age
gap (and of course suit us CFs to a T!)
ACFA (who is saving her pennies as fast as she can!)
When: 2002-May-08
Where: This website
Type: Other
An addendum to the post regarding vasectomy costs in Seattle, WA, so people
can get an idea of the cost of a vasectomy in the civilised world:
There is a Dr. Grey in Tampa, FL that does painless laser vasectomies (and
reversals, but who needs them? ) and as of the date listed above, charges
495 $(US) for everything from the initial consultation to the follow-up visit.
I don't work for Dr. Grey, but I am familiar with this pricing structure,
and think that the that were specified for Seattle, WA are appalling.
So to help out the good people of Seattle, I've arranged (for information
purposes only) the Vasectomy Vacation! All the rates listed are accurate through
Travelocity.com as of 2002-May-7 at 2:17 PST (and no, I'm not affiliated with
travelocity.com either)
For this sample, I've selected a Vasectomy Vacation for a single male for
June 5-8, with Dr. Grey meeting with him on the 6th. We will allow two days'
recovery time at a local hotel.
Item Cost
Continental Airlines Flight 5008 departing Seattle/Tacoma (SEA) at 10:00AM
PST and arriving at Tampa International (TPA) at 20:12 EST $315.50
Continental Airlines Flight 5881 departing TPA at 15:20 PM EST and arriving
SEA at 19:54 PST included above
TraveLodge Tampa near Busch Gardens for the nights of the 5th, 6th, and
7th $160.33
(after tax)
Full-Sized Mercury Gran Marquis or Similar from 20:00 EST on the 5th through
15:00 EST on the 8th through Payless $111.00
Guaranteed Painless Laser Vasectomy $495.00
Cost of a vasectomy in Seattle $2,600.00
Money To Spend Celebrating Vasectomy (left over): $1,518.17
Hope This Helps
The Doctor (who?)
When: May 10, 2002
Where: Mother's Day
Type: Garden-variety rant
Didja folks know the founder of Mother's Day - Anna Jarvis - was CF? Didja
know she absolutely HATED HATED HATED how commercial it got (she remarked
that cards got thrown away, candy was bad for you, & flowers die - wow!
a cynic just like me!)? Didja know it all drove her SO bonkers, her house
was filled to the brim with angry campaign papers to abolish the happy day
... & she died in a "sanitarium"?? NOW YOU KNOW!! -- The Jean Genie!!
when: May, 2002
Where: A book
Type: Garden-variety rant
Ok, for all you lurking breeduhs who think that MOTHERS ARE SO MUCH MORE
MORAL THAN THE REST OF US...I have been reading a book on female serial killers
(yes, Aileen Wuornos wasn't unique) and came across these interesting facts
that disprove stupid moos' theories that they are far superior to us:
Martha Ann Johnson: Wanted to exact revenge on her mayun so she murdered
all four of her children, two of which were his own.
Catherine Birnie: Mother of six, helped her husband David sexually abuse
and murder four young women.
Judith Neelley: Mother of three by the time she was 18, who along with her
husband kidnapped, sexually assaulted and beat a teenage girl whilst her small
children were in the room. Later tortured then shot the girl. Also sexually
assaulted and murdered a retarded woman.
Charlene Gallego: Mother of one, procured young women for her husband to
rape and murder, took part in sexually assaulting them herself - even whilst
pregnant. She and her husband murdered ten people.
Rosemary West: Mother of about eight, helped her husband Fred sexually assault,
torture and kill more than ten young women - including her own stepdaughters.
Viciously beat her own children.
Carol Bundy: Mother of two, with her male boyfriends, involved in the assaults
and murders of at least six young women, including molesting her 11 year old
neighbour.
See a pattern here, moos? Your pathetic attempts to present yourself as
more mature, more law-abiding, and less selfish because you've squirted out
a loaf or two just don't cut the mustard. And see how many of these women
actually abused children in their own care?
CF in NZ
When: May 12-15
Where: Alternative fuels conference
Type: Garden-variety rant
Feh! Not even a conference about alternative fuels is safe from child worship.
If there was a drinking game for breederisms, I would have been sloshing
drunk after day one from all the times I had to hear about how "the children
are the future," blah, blah, blah! Part of conference involved a science fair
for da future. While I don't object to trying to get kids interested in science,
most of it was groups upon groups kids running, screaming all over the place
(and grabbing stuff from booths that they will eventually send to a landfill)
while I'm trying to make contacts with potential clients or trying to hear
what the speakers have to say about oil imports ties to national security
and what infrastructure barriers have to be overcome to make the use of alternative
fuels widespread.
Also, we were treated to remarks by Bill Nye "The Science Guy" who went
on and on about how our generation will not solve the fuel problems, but
it is up to the next generation. Yea, that's right folks, today's scientists
are a bunch of freaking idiots and we just need to sit around until this generation,
which seems to be the brightest bunch of folks ever to be born, solves every
problem there is.
We also had to watch a video of these wonderful kids starting to solve tomorrows
problems. Oh, all of them they interviewed were very concerned about the environment
and they were so changed by their experience with the project that they are
ready to take on the world.
Just for the record, I recognize that it is important that we reach out
to the next generation and get them concerned about the world around them
so that they will want to make a change. However, after volunteering for
some time with an environmental group, I recognize that most of these kids'
interest in the environment is passing unless the message is consistently
driven home to them, which includes their parents making changes to support
environmental goals. Most of the parents I've dealt with seem to think that
if they expose their kids to a few environmental fairs and put "I'm doing
my bit for the environment" bumper sticker on their SUVs, then their job
is done.
Also, here's my theory on kids concern for the environment. It's a lot like
those parents who go on about how bright their kids are; if their kids so
much as do a project at school, that's enough to convince the parents that
their kids are "so concerned about saving the environment."
... end message, start turtle's comments
Actually, near as I can tell, the surest way to ensure that children DON'T
grow up to solve ANY of the world's problems is for them to grow up and...
breed. In fact, not only will they not solve any of the world's problems,
they usually add to them. Seems like just last week on the Bratpage Discussion
Board, we were talking about people who are fervently supportive of whatever
cause until they "grow up and realize that BEING A PARENT is far, far more
important" than saving the whales, stopping nuclear proliferation, ending
racism, or preventing forest fires.
Strange, isn't it, how as soon as they breed, people start talking about
how "the next generation" will solve all these problems, and conveniently
forget that THEY are "the next generation" that THEIR parents expected to
solve all the world's problems.
I guess it's up to us CFers to pick up the slack as usual.
Turtle
Where: right here on this board
Type: Something elsewhere on the net
Posters to this space have often ranted about breeders abandoning animals.
You should know, if you come across an abandoned animal, that: (1) there are
no-kill shelters that will take the animal; (2) if you are allergic to animal
dander, and want to keep the animal, there are washcloths, available at Pet
Express and most other pet stores, as well as at Drs. Foster & Smith
(http://www.drsfostersmith.com/) that remove most pet dander, and a HEPA
filter should take care of the rest; (3) to find a no-kill shelter, please
contact Best Friends at (http://www.bestfriends.org/). Thanks, all.