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Rant Number: 26804 When: All the time
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where:

The entire breeder response of "you're just jealous" is simply amazing to me. Do they not understand that the majority of CF people *are* (or at least used to be) able to have children? That if we'd wanted children, we could have had them? I can't comprehend their attitude. Jealousy is wanting something someone else has that you don't/can't have. If we were so jealous, we would just go out and pop out one of our own. God knows that is how a lot of breeders ended up with their spawn ("Oooh I'm so jealous of my sister's pweshus widdle bayyybeee. I need one too.") Consider how many people on this board have ended relationships, even divorced their spouses, due to their significant other wanting kids when they didn't. Somehow I don't think they are "just jealous." There is no logic to the jealousy accusation at all.

Rant Number: 26808 When: All the time
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where:

To follow up on the jealousy argument...it amazes me, too. The way I see it, if you don't have sprogs and then (goddess forbid!!) you one day that you DO want them, you either shit it out, knock someone up or adopt. However, if you DO have the little shits, and decide you DON'T...well, then what?

I think that's why the breeders go on and on about how it's the most important job in the world and the kids are our fuuuuuture and all that other shit--because they need to keep telling themselves that, or else they will actually start to think and realize the truth of their lives.

This maybe isn't the best analogy, but I was on a plane once that was pretty much going down. The whole time, I just thought about other things...that there is an afterlife, what it looks like and so on because if I stopped telling myself those things, I would have realized HOLY SHIT--THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE IS GOING TO CRASH AND I'M GOING TO DIE! See, I had to keep repeating rhetoric to myself to distract myself from reality. Obviously, the plane didn't crash cuz I'm sitting here but you get the gist.

Personally, after finding the CF movement this year, I can't even get excited for these stupid people who breed. My cousin is knocked up for the second time in two years because they need the almighty boy, you understand. They already have a girl and she had an awful pregnancy with her but you see, they need the boy. That's a good reason to bring another life into this world, isn't it???? Because "they" (i.e. her dumb fuck loser husband) wants a boy. Well great! And *we're* the selfish ones?? GMAFB. I can't wait to see how much she loves those kids when--and let me repeat that--WHEN the couple is in divorce court in 5--8 years. (Remember, I am a divorce attorney and I see this every day...it's not me being bitter. I am being realistic).

Alright, off to enjoy my new year!! You all do the same and be thankful to whatever deity you believe in (if any) that you are all smart enough to be CHILD FREE!

Love, Patti in Ann Arbor

Rant Number: 26872 When: Jan 3/03
What kind: Hey, did you see this? Where: e-mail I got

How true this is...

Middle School Answering Machine Message

Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of _______ Middle School. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all options before making a selection:

To lie about why your brat is absent, Press 1.

To make excuses for why your brat did not do his/her work, Press 2.

To complain about what we do, Press 3.

To cuss out staff members, Press 4.

To ask why you did not get needed information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several bulletins mailed to you, Press 5.

If you want us to raise your brat, Press 6.

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone, Press 7.

To request another teacher for the third time this year, Press 8.

To complain about bus transportation, Press 9.

To complain about school lunches, Press 0.

If you realize this is the real world and your brat must be accountable/responsible for his/her own behavior, class work, homework, and that it is not the teacher's fault for your brat's lack of effort, please hang up and have a nice day!

Rant Number: 26903 When: 4 January, 2002
What kind: Note to lurking breeders Where: Movie theater

Dear lurking breeders-

Please do not waste everyone's time acting angry and outraged when people who paid good money to see a movie chastise you for letting your cuntdumpling scream its fucking head off in the theater.

Hubby and I went to see LOTR-TTT with another couple last night. We went to the 10 pm show, thinking it would not be crowded and would be sprog-free. Well, we were half right. It wasn't very crowded. But there was a screaming sprog two rows in front of us.

I don't know how old the fleshloaf was; I'm going to guess somewhere between 1 and 2. You can't really blame it for screaming. LOTR is really loud and quite violent in some places. I can't fathom what would possess a Moo to bring her loaf, and to a late showing at that.

Anyway, after the cuntdumpling had howled for several minutes, a guy a few rows in front of them turned around and said "Jesus Christ! Will you shut that thing the hell up!" The Moo very maturely responded "No, YOU shut up!"

I tried hard, but I couldn't resist. I piped up with "Anyone got a sock we can stuff in its mouth?" A whole bunch of people who heard me started to laugh. The moo went ballistic. She stood up and started hollering "We have as much right as you to be here! You're all horrible! My baby isn't bothering anyone!" and similar claptrap.

By this time, the usher had arrived at her seat to tell her she needed to leave because she was disrupting the movie, and she could get a refund on her way out. She apparently didn't want to leave, because I saw him grasp her very firmly by the arm and escort her out, while she babbled outraged nonsense all the way. I kind of hope they had to call the cops on her.

After all the drama was over, everyone settled down to watch the rest of the movie uneventfully.

So any breeders reading this, please leave your rotten little bastards home when you go to see movies for grownups. And if you're too stupid to do that, please don't embarass yourself by acting like an ass when people rightly tell you to stifle the little fuckers.

Rant Number: 26936 When: January 06, 2003
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: grocery store

So, I'm not a short woman - and not a tall one. There's a boxed rice and black beans dish that we stock up on for when we're too exhausted to cook. You just add water and oil and simmer for 25 minutes - we also toss in onion and garlic to boost the flavor; we don't eat out much so this is our idea of "fast food" and its not really that bad for you.

Anyhoo. The boxed rice and black beans were on sale; but, they were only available on the top shelf and waaaayyy back where I couldn't quite reach them. As I was trying to figure out how to get some down, a very tall adolescent male child came down the aisle with what looked to be his granny - a 60ish gray haired woman about 5 foot tall.

I politely asked if he'd mind getting a few boxes of rice down for me.

I've asked people for this favor before and never had anyone refuse.

Until now.

Brat looks at me and retorts, "What's the matter with your arms? Too short?! snarf...

The smirk he threw me lasted but a fraction of a second, however; Granny's lightning fast reflexes left both me and boy-brat reeling as her open hand darted out, sharply impacted the back of brat boys head, forcing his head and neck abruptly into his concave little chest.

"OW!!!" he shrieked, as he rubbed the back of his head.

"Apologize." Granny demanded quietly.

"I'm sorry." Said Brat boy as he reached up to retrieve my rice and beans.

"How many boxes do you need" asks Granny?

Then, "My grandson would be glad to help you with anything else you need, won't you [looking sternly at brat boy]?"

"Yes maam."

I politely refused further assistance and went on my way. But, I had a big grin on my face as I finished my shopping.

See breeders, it can be done.

NevelC

Rant Number: 26951 When: Jan 6th
What kind: Other Where: Discussion Site

I'm having problems posting to the discussion site, so forgive me for posting here, but I wanted to add my .02 to the Cartoons discussion.

This is also Part-Rave for Cartoon Network. Cartoon network has decided after the popularity of their Adult Swim block to start airing more cartoons six nights a week instead of the usual 2, starting Jan 12th. Cartoon Network's website said that 42% of their viewers are adults and they wanted to keep it that way. Hooray for Cartoon Network!!!

On a side note, my favorite adult cartoons are Inuyasha, Cowboy Bebop, and Ah! My Goddess.I also enjoy Scooby Doo. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it breeders!

The BagelBunion

Rant Number: 26958 When: January 7, 2003
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: The grocery store

I know the subject of stork parking has been ranted about here before, but today something special happened. My dream of being confronted by a preggo moo for parking in the stork spot came true.

There was a moomie van behind me as I pulled into the spot. I got out of my car and started to walk towards the store. The other driver honked the horn, pulled forward a little bit, and rolled down the window. Pregmoo says, Hey, that spot is for expecting mothers. I grin and shoot back, Cool. Prove I'm not pregnant. (I'm not; I'm fixed. But how's she gonna know that?)

She says, Well, if you ARE pregnant, you're not far enough along to use the spot. I'm 8 months, and I have two small children with me. I need that spot. I say, Sorry, I don't see any gestation restrictions on the sign. I walk away and go do my shopping.

I'm treated to a front row view from the liquor department of moo throwing shit fit to manager. It sounds like she's demanding that he contact the police. He keeps shaking his head. Her "small children" look to be about 8 and 10. I resist the urge to to butt in and ask her if she called them small children because they're still breastfeeding.

I quickly get bored, finish my shopping, and head to the parking lot. Moo has left a nasty note on my car. I see her moomie van about 10 spaces away, and write down the license plate number. You never know in this day and age who's nuts and who's just too tightly wound.

As I drive home, I shake my head. All that fuss'n'bother over having to park 10 whole spots further away. Sheesh.

Rant Number: 26971 When: Recently
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: On TV

Here in Maryland, there is a great ad for Strayer University's online learning program. In it, there's a man sitting at his computer, reading through course material, while an adorable chocolate lab is pacing impatiently around the room.

At the end, the commercial emphasizes how Strayer understands that you have a busy life, as the man pulls out a leash and prepares to walk his dog!

At least someone out there gets it!

Rant Number: 26973 When:
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where:

To ad to ranter 26934's rant about TV stations pulling Orwellian shit, I lived in Minneapolis (or as I like to call it, Shitty-crapolis) for 7 years and liked to watch Simpsons, Ally McBeal, etc. Then I finally had enough of that "breed or we're going to kill you" mentality and moved to California and would you believe it, I suddenly saw DOZENS of Simpsons episodes never aired in MN, including Ally McBeal episodes with (gasp!) black actors they had apparently refused to run in MN! Don't ever listen to people who try telling you the midwest is nice, it's a sick and twisted little place. Baybee-rabies has become one of America's new propaganda tool, for which any freedom-killing act can be "justified". Sick little bovine cretins arg!

Rant Number: 26991 When: last couple of weeks
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where: work, which is a restaurant

Well, we all know that in the face of gestation, nothing else is worthwhile; after all, we are all only here in order to reproduce. Adults are worth absolutely nothing. NOTHING, do you hear me?! NOTHING! Unless, of course, you happen to actually be a female, and gestating, or have gestated within the last 10 years or so, and said gestation is still fouling the planetary atmosphere in an immature, pre-gestational phase; then, perhaps, you're worth something.

I. Am. Feeling. A. LITTLE. Fuckin'. Bitter. If you couldn't tell. Let us not put too fine of a point on the thing. I am royally pissed off. Two point five months ago, I threw out my back and was restricted from working. All those with comfy office chairs, pension plans, vacation days, paid vacations, and, ohhhhh, PAID SICK DAYS....I don't have any of these. I'm a waitress. I'm a dot-com casualty who can't find it in her heart to take charity. Fierce in pride and poor in finance. Yep. At any rate, I had to lay up in bed on some sweeeeeet pills for a while, then was told I can't work this double-damned and triple-cursed waitress job any more, or I would be crippled for life, and soon.

I tell my boss that. She refuses to accept that I must quit. We work out that I will work part time. I tell her I can't work more than 30 hours a week; no more than 5 days a week; and no more than 6 hours a day. Period. I have no real wish to end up paraplegic; also, they don't believe in worker's comp at this place. If I get nearly killed there, apparently, they have no liability at all. I find this hard to believe.

Now this will come as a surprise to nobody, but the preggo also needs to have it easy. Well! SHE gets to work 3 hours a day. SHE gets to skip out without doing any of the other shit servers do (easy stuff, like, fill your stupid salt shakers). SHE has everyone carrying all her stuff all over the place. And La De Fucking Da. Ya know, I birthed two brats and I do not recall all this "clean up that drop of water on the floor before Her Majesty slips on it and hurts Da BaybI!" . No. Things were different in my decade.

Meanwhile, guess who's been getting buried in hours. I have had weeks where I work six days, eleven hours a day. Would like to know what exactly happened to my chat with the boss. Have asked. Like talking to the wind. The preggo is the bigger health risk; if she loses the baby, they will get sued out the ass. If I lose all sensation from the neck down for the rest of my life, there's a slight whisper of a possibility of a chance that I can bring it to a trial and win.

The knot in my back has gotten so bad that my arm has actually gone numb. YOU would think someone would care. You might imagine that my complaints in this line might be acknowledged. You could dream that anyone would give a shit that I'm not supposed to be doing this at all anymore, since it runs a very high risk of crippling me for life.

"Lorrie might sliiiiip! and then she'll hurt the baby... be careful Lorrrieeeeee....Deborah, carry Lorrie's tray for her..."

I came home crying today, again, not because of this, but because everyone's so totally fucking rotten to one another there; I feel like I'm sinking into a quagmire of seeping poison. This is all I can rant about here, but it's enough. I can't even be funny, clever, personable, or interesting anymore. Life has been drained right out of me. People, your waitress is not a brain-dead automaton, without feeling or sense. I can't stand one more conversation where I say "good morning, how are you doing?" and get back a bark: "DECAF! WITH CREAM" God forbid I reply to the bark with, "fine, thanks, and what would you like to drink". It is amazing how quick the rude are to take offense.

I may or may not go to work tomorrow; it depends on whether I decide to waste my strength on such bullshit or not. I may pull up stakes and take off for Cancun tomorrow. Who knows. I've had it. That is all. Goodnight. - Redhead

Rant Number: 27076 When: January 2002
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where: Local elderly client's home

I have an elderly client I assist on certain weekdays. She's in her mid-eighties, and mentally sharp as a tack... only her body gives her grief enough to need assistance. At my last visit to her home, she had me sorting mail. She was mildly agitated by the fact that her church hadn't even sent her a Christmas card this year, like they send everyone else. But that wasn't her biggest beef. My client was really unhappy about the generation-based favoritism.

"If it doesn't have anything to do with children, the church doesn't do much for you anymore," she ranted. "I can't believe that. I know it's important to take care of the kids, too, but nowadays, they've completely dismissed their elderly long-time members in favor of pandering to all these 'come Sunday only' parents looking for free day care and such. It's terrible." She even whipped out a budget breakdown for the church, pointing out to me how much money is being spent on the kids, versus everything else. I was saddened to see how right she was... there were hardly any services offered to the seniors.

"Well, we'll see if I give them any money anymore," she groused. "It just doesn't make any sense. Why would you ignore your long term members that have always been involved, just to do more for people who should have been able to make arrangements for their own families?"

I didn't have an answer. She knows I don't want to ever have children, and she's actually quite pro-cf, herself. She doesn't have any children, either, and she lives quite well on her own, in a nice apartment, paying for my services with her own money. I can't help but wish her church would catch a clue. If it comes down to a generational war between the elderly and parents for things like more money given to healthcare, I'll be backing the seniors every time.

~Libra

Rant Number: 27078 When:
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where:

What the fuck? I thought Pagans and Wiccans are supposed to be intelligent, ultra-feminist and shit, and yet here's the description of their "must read" book called Maiden, Mother, Crone: "...the three stages of a woman's life: her girlhood as a maiden, her flowering into womanhood as a mother, and her wisdom in age as a crone." WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ALL ABOUT? There are even Maiden, Mother, Crone webrings that buy into this shit! FUCK THAT SHIT! I ain't no maiden anymore in the true sense of the word since I've fucked a few thousand times and I'm not exactly dainty, and I am not a crone just yet. So what am I in the world of the Wiccans and Pagans-- horse shit? FUCK THAT SHIT. Do these chicks think they are fucking Goddesses for breeding? Does that make Susan Smith a Goddess too? If you're such fucking immortal Goddesses for breeding, why did you need cock to impregnate you? You should have been able to use your powers to knock yourself up. I think I'll write a book for childfree women called Vixen, Sassy Bitch, Feisty Old Hag. My Southern Baptist upbringing is looking better all the time. Turtle, you are one sexy FUCKER! Love, The Foul Mouthed Broad.

Rant Number: 27088 When:
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: The book "Maiden, Mother, Crone"

Foul-Mouthed Broad and others who may be interested, I went through the same thing when I first started reading about paganism. I've got the book "Maiden, Mother, Crone," and while I can't recall for sure whether this book goes into it or not, one thing I learned at the "Womongathering" (yes, it was spelled that way) spiritual retreat that I attended several years ago is that the "mother" stage of a woman's life doesn't always refer to literal childbearing, and intelligent pagans recognize this.

At the Womongathering, we were asked to divide into groups of Maidens, Mothers, and Crones, and I had a real quandary as I tried to decide what I was supposed to be, although I hadn't yet heard of being childfree at that point. I just knew I didn't have kids and was in no real hurry to have them. Someone kindly explained to me that one didn't have to be an actual mother to be in the "Mother" phase of life, that "mothering" can be many kinds of creation. You can give birth to an idea, a project, a novel, even yourself if you're in the process of recovery or perhaps going to school.

So don't be turned off by the "mother" business. Yes, there are pagans who take it and run with it, the "breed, bleed, and breastfeed" type of pagan, but they aren't all like that. Hope that helps.

KindlyBean

Rant Number: 27091 When: Jan 2002
What kind: Other Where: In my email

Found this one in my email today:

A husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop, with them are their 8 children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and her eight children are able to fit in the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk.

After a while the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick, that ticking sound is driving me crazy!!

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber on the end of YOUR stick, we'd be sitting in the bus, so shut the fuck up!"

Rant Number: 27107 When: January 13, 2002
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: The Washington Post

At last, someone goes on record with what we CF folks have known all along. In a story about D.C. officials wanting to increase the district's population by 100,000, the Post reports:

[O]fficials also face the fact that middle-class families with school-age children cost the city more in services than they pay in taxes, while single people and couples without children are a net financial plus.

If the city acquired 50,000 more well-off single people and couples without school-age children, the city's revenue would grow by $300 million, according to Brookings Institution scholars Alice M. Rivlin and Carol O'Cleireacain. It was their paper two years ago that said the city should set a goal of increasing population by 100,000 as an economic development tool. They argued that the city should pursue a range of people but should only make a play for families if it also gains households without children.

Full story at http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A47680-2003Jan12.html

Rant Number: 27111 When: Jan. 13, 2003
What kind: I just wanna flame Where: Moomies crying about how they have to stay late

I am a manager at a mortgage company. If you do not know, we are doing really well at the moment because everybody is refinancing their higher rate mortgages. We are swamped with applications, and have decided to install new software to make our jobs easier. This is a company-wide change that was announced last year, and all staff were warned that long hours would be required to make the process go smoothly and quickly when we turned the key on the new system.

My area is in document processing, which is the legal heart of the operation. No documentation means no mortgage, period. Luckily, I do not have anybody actually reporting to me except my assistant. I am a compliance manager, so I do not have to put up with a lot of crap from staff that the operations managers do. My assistant is a nice, older gentleman who was laid off from a high-powered executive job a few months ago. He told me he wanted to slow down and just enjoy a position where he did not have to make his blood pressure go up, and he is efficient and truly nice guy. Not to mention, he is the best worker I have ever had. When I told him of the long hours, he looked at me and said it would be no problem and that they really were not all that bad, considering he used to sleep over on a couch in his office in his previous job, and thanked me for being able to go home to his wife at night. No problem there, my friend.

At a manager's meeting this morning, the operations managers were relaying stories of how the breeders in their areas were complaining about the long hours and how they kept saying it was unfair to keep them later. My colleague Nancy told me that she had no less than five of her processors complain and ask what the company intended to do to compensate them for the conversion time. Nancy explained that they would get overtime and they had been told about the longer hours due to the system upgrade more than five months ago. Then Nancy relayed to me how these processors, who are all broodsows, said that they shouldn't have to work the extended hours since they had kids and all the single, CF or EN workers should be doing it instead. Not to mention the inherent unfairness of that bullshit, the CF/EN workers in Nancy's area are all the ones with the most seniority and all had made appropriate arrangements.

Each and every operations manager reporting complaints from staff about the extended hours. Normally, I would just shrug off these complaints, but what really surprised me was that two of the breeder managers were complaining as well, saying that Nancy (who is an EN) and I (CF) should be doing all of the work, since they have kids too and it is "so unfair" that they should have to work longer hours.

Senior management did not really care to hear the complaints, and told all of us that we would be working the extended hours to get the system up and operational or to find new jobs. Good luck finding a new job in this economy, but working the longer hours is really not a problem if they just would have taken the simple step of planning. It really bothers me that some of my so-called "colleagues" are more than willing to volunteer me for handling their work because of their reproductive status. I am thankful that senior management thought this was a stupid idea on their part as well. Next time, I will start using the line about how I am mother to my dog Chester!

Rant Number: 27123 When: 13 Jan 2003
What kind: I just wanna flame Where: My shit-for-brains mother and my breeder sister

Okay. I scrimped and saved for over 19 years after college working for the same company for lousy wages. I finally get my degree ten years ago and start to earn some real money. So I save enough for a 20% down payment for a house, and got approved for the mortgage with no problem. I drive a 12 year old car, buy all of my clothes at thrift shops and have been buying broken down furniture and refinishing it for as long as I can remember.

Today I told my mom that I bought the house and will close on the mortgage in about two weeks. What does the bitch do? Without congratulating me or even acknowledging that my efforts have finally produced something I have wanted all along, namely my own house, she tells me that my divorced single moo sister and her two brats will now be living with me since I have all that extra room. She tells me that she will not take no for an answer and that I owe it to my sister since I never helped her out with anything else.

I stood there on the phone with my jaw on the floor before I told my mother it would be a cold day in hell before my sister moved in with me. Mom knows that I *HATE* my sister and her little Satan-spawn because they are little hellions and my sister is too damned lazy, drunk or fucking some guy she picked up at some dive bar to discipline them. Then I told her that they can continue living with her and they had better not show up at my doorstep. Mom gives me a raft of shit and tells me how selfish I am for buying a 3 bedroom house when my sister is in such need, and then suggests that I stay in my apartment and let my sister have the house "...because she needs it more than you do...what do you need all that room for...your stupid cats? I think you need to grow up and face the fact that you have responsibilities...they are coming to live with you and that is that."

Right before I slammed down the phone, I told my mother, "They are never living with me and they show up I will chase them off my property. I am NOT responsible for those brats or her fucking lazy ass. They can stay there with you and you can all go to hell! My cats are more important to me than your other damned daughter. And you can shove your ideas up your ass sideways!"

About an hour ago, I had a phone call from my sister calling me a selfish bitch and telling me that she is going to have me locked up for being a nutcase. Who do you think they will believe? My alcoholic mother, my druggie/ho of a sister or me (I happen to be a registered nurse who manages an intensive care unit at a large trauma center)? Mom has been arrested twice on DUI and had her license permanently revoked. My sister has a rap sheet longer than a football field--complete with three felony convictions. I hate my family!

Rant Number: 27144 When: Jan. 14, 2003
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: Evening News

VICTORY

Today marks the beginning of a 3-month pilot program on the MARC train system in the Maryland/DC area. They have introduced "quiet cars" on the commuter rail system. This includes, no pagers, cell phones, and...drum roll please...NO CHILDREN! Blissful serenity for those who have to commute between Baltimore and Washington. I hope the pilot succeeds and is put into place permanently. Now all we need are childfree flights. I think that would boost revenues for the airlines. In silent bliss - Doc

Rant Number: 27147 When: right now
What kind: Other Where: this board

I just have to say, it's absolutely fucking pathetic that CF people are obviously going to have to not tell family or friends about anything, if some of the recent posts here are any indication. Apparently we can't mention that we've gotten life insurance payouts (my case, where my breeder family want me to give all the money to breeder-brother for his snotty spoiled brat to go to a private school), bought a new home, or gotten pregnant without the breeders popping up everywhere, demanding that we give them free lodging or become an unwilling parent to a kid we never wanted.

Are we going to end up having to be a silent underground, where we never tell anyone anything personal? Hell, the poor woman who ended up pregnant found that she couldn't even tell her DH, because his eyes instantly glazed over and he's ready to "try it for a while" (so what do you do when you find that it's a screaming shit-stinking sack of hassle, Duhddy? It's not so easy to get rid of it, and it only gets more demanding over time.) Are we all just going to have to go around never speaking about any bit of good or bad fortune, for fear that the entitlement breeders will come running to snatch our little bit of good fortune away, or will demand that we become an incubator for a sprog?

I hate to think that the woman who bought a house would have to never tell her family about it, or that the unfortunate pregnant woman would have to go and have an abortion on the quiet without letting her DH know, but shit, that's what it's starting to look like. I know that in history, sociological pendulums swing both ways, and someday it's possible that this incredible child/breeder-centric social attitude might actually shift back to something more sane, but for now, I'm starting to feel as if I'm in some sort of secret resistance movement, unable to speak about anything more meaningful than the weather.

Shit. I told my fucking family to go take a flying leap, and since I live in another country, they can't get their hands on that insurance money my father left me. If I never hear from any of the assholes again, that's just fine with me. They never gave a shit about me or what I was doing anyway, as soon as it became apparent that I wasn't going to have kids. But to think of other people having to stay mum so that breeder relatives don't try to move in with them, or their DH doesn't suddenly become afflicted with baby-rabies if they should turn up pregnant, is just bone chilling. Where the fuck will this ever end?

Rant Number: 27188 When: Years ago
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: Bumper sticker

I saw this one way back before the politically-correct movement took off in the early 1990's. No way you could find something like this now.

"If the Pope could be pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament."

-B1tch of Babylon

Rant Number: 27263 When: 18 Jan 2003
What kind: I just wanna flame Where: I'm losing my wife to her breederbrained friends

Last night, my wife of 10 years told me that she is leaving me because I will not give her a child. When we were married back in 1992, we discussed the child thing and we decided not to have them. Up until last year, we were very happy and had a great relationship. Any problems that came up were discussed and dealt with, and we made a vow never to go to bed or to work or away from each other if we were angry. I always thought we were very happy together.

About a year and a half or so ago, we had new neighbors move in next door. At first glance, Brad and Cyndy were a decent couple. They moved in the same circle of friends that we did, they travelled and had a lot of side interests, and were always doing something in the community like our community adult softball league or volunteering at the nature preserve outside of town. Cyndy then became pregnant and immediately they became the worst breeders I have ever seen. They seemed to worship at the almight temple of the pregnant woman. Cyndy went from being a vital, active woman to a couch-bound, helpless and super-whiny invalid who constantly nagged and yelled at Brad for every small thing. He went from being an interesting and independent guy to a total slave to that pregnant banshee.

My wife, who had hung around Cyndy for a while, then started saying that she was considering motherhood. I told her that it took two people to be parents, and that I was not willing to be a father. What happened after that was sheer hell--I could no longer trust her. I found out that she went off her BC pills and only found out when Brad, in one of his moments of freedom from Cyndy, told me that my wife was following Cyndy's advice to that end. I promptly went out and bought a lot of condoms and told my wife that I really did not want children, and asked her why she had suddenly changed her mind. She looked at me and told me that I was 'not man enough' to be a father, and that I would learn to love the baby as soon as it came. I talked to Brad, and he spilled the beans about how many conversations my wife and Cyndy had had about ways to 'oops' me. The woman I had known for twelve years, the love of my life and wanted to grow old with was suddenly a stranger to me. I couldn't trust her and I grew increasingly desperate. To combat this 'oopsing' attempt, I put out a 'bait box' of condoms that I knew she would poke holes into and then kept a secret supply in my briefcase that was always either at my office or in the car or with me somehow. When things got to that level, I realized the relationship was over and there really was no salvaging it anymore. I figured I at least could try once more to convince my wife that I had no desire to be a father. We went away for the weekend and talked some things out, but she would not give up on having a baby and told me that if I didn't give her one, she would find some man who would. So just this morning, she packed her bags and left.

I intend to move on. The house is in my name only since my wife has had some tax problems dating back to before we were married. We only have a small joint checking account for the same reasons. The financial things really are no concern--I could sell the house and we have no major outstanding bills. I called my attorney and will initiate divorce proceedings. I only found out about a half-hour ago from Brad that my wife has been seeing other men behind my back, and I strongly suspect that she was going to present some other man's child as mine. I am sorry to burden you all with this, but I needed some outlet for my resentment, anger and distrust. It really sucks shit when the person that you love turns breederbrained and abandons all morality and trustworthiness just to surrender themselves and others (unwillingly) to the altar of the almight brat. I would like to say that I am big enough to wish her well, but I honstly hope that she finds misery with a idiot duhd and a screeching baby that will bring home the reality of just what she brought upon herself. Thanks for listening.

James

Rant Number: 27307 When: too often
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where: everywhere

Ever notice the only people against abortion are men; and women you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?" (paraphrased from Mr. George Carlin.)

Had an unpleasant encounter the other day with a pro-forcedpregnancy bimbo. They were doing an "information picket" in front of a dr.s office that had done the evil deed of helping women get abortions. Anyway, when she shoved the propaganda in my face I laughed and asked her if she and her ilk were planning on feeding, clothing, educating and paying for the little 'darlings' once they popped out of the fetus factory.
She started in with some crap about mutherhood and I told her to shut the fuck up and get out of my way. She called me a baby hater and I laughed and said and you think you're helping them?? Where the hell are your kids bitch? Giving them lots of attention right now are you?

Stupid bints. If they REALLY want to help why don't they spend some of that free time babysitting for free or spending time with some lonely elder folk??? Idiots. They get a bee up their ass about a "cause" and brainwash themselves into thinking their being some kind of fucking heros. Yeah. Right.

Rant Number: 27316 When: Jan 19
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: TV commercial

A big thumbs-up for Ford's new commercial for their Escape. I saw it for the first time last night. It showed a couple with their three dogs heading for a day of playing at the beach. At the end it showed the three worn-out pups crashed in the back of the rig. NOT A SPROG IN SIGHT! How refreshing!

Rant Number: 27354 When: January 20, 2003
What kind: Note to lurking breeders Where: Souplantation restaurant

Hey, you RUDE lurking breeders? Listen up, and listen up good. GET YOUR NASTY, JEALOUS ATTITUDE OUT OF MY FACE. You give women a horrible name, what with your huffed, exasperated "sighs" as you try to charge everyone out of your way like the thoughtless bitch that you are (you are the one with the brats and the strollers, YOU should excuse yourself, and in a *friendly* way, not with attitude). It's bad enough dealing with other women in general, but you thoughtless breeders really corner the market on rude, SELFISH behavior. The world does NOT revolve around you. Your husband or boyfriend may be checking out every other woman in the room, but take it out on YOURSELF and HIM, not me. Hahahahaha...fuck you you bitches! This means you! You are catty, jealous, insecure, and why the fuck did you breed? Let's just hope Zeighrox turns out to be a friendlier person than YOU. Bitches.

Rant Number: 27366 When: Now
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: Here

Welcome to Turtle Island . . . CF paradise. Set sail away from the shore of the Stepford Breeders and Goldensproggen. Set sail and let the gentle ocean waves rock you toward the Turtle Shore. Upon reaching the protected 50 mile boundary around Turtle Island, the Turtle Island Reserve Guard shall inspect the ship passengers and welcome the CF with garlands of tropical flowers. If any trolls are stowed away in the galleys, the Foul Mouthed Broad and Tennessee Whiskey will whup their asses, stick them in the cannon, and shoot them back toward the Breeder Shore.

Now Trollfree, the ship gently sails into Turtle Island Harbor where snipped maidens and sex gods strum Celtic harps and guitars to welcome the new arrivals. Enjoy bratfree dining and bars. Linger in Marco's CF grocery store before wandering out to take place in any number of workshops. Learn Japanese sword fighting with Animata, or Tech Mage magic with Sunfell, or herbal medicine with Thurizaz. The CF gals (at least the het ones) will regale to the sight of snipped Legolas and James Marsten lookalikes. For the amorous CF guy, there's no shortage of sexy partners. Every night there are free Buffy videos and optional orgies. And if you just want to chill, take a dandelion break in the meadow with Milo Bloom.

The days are gentle and peaceful, sipping mint juleps on the porch and eating great food. But we're still socially engaged. Activist runs a rescue program to help women trapped in Bush Breederland get abortions and BC counseling. And Harley Wench runs a rescue program for abandoned horses and donkeys.

There are regular pagan rituals sans fertility, warm weather, beautiful beaches so that even the Aussie CFs feel at home. Everyone gets a totally cool bungalow with a long veranda for sipping mint juleps a la Foul Mouthed Broad. We also hold a regular CF Goth festival and Fan Fiction convention.

And far away in Breederland, the sons and daughters of the Stepford Breeders dream of something different than being just like Mombie and Duddie. They dream they might rewrite their life script and do something more daring and original than growing up to be suburban serfs. They dream that they one day too might escape and live on Turtle Island.

-CF expat, supporting the Foul Mouthed Broad, Tennessee Whiskey 2004 Presidential Ticket.

Rant Number: 27368 When: It's Happening Now
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where: The Forced-Birthers Who Have Are Trying to Take Over the Gubmint

Just Curious here, everybody, signing in for a brief rant in our increasingly repressive country:

I have one thing to say to the Forced Birth fucks who are trying to criminalize taking a teen across state lines to have an abortion if her home state requires parental notification:

"Step down, turn 'round, pick a pail o' cotton, yessa MASTA!"

SORRY, YOU POWER-HUNGRY, CRAZED, DICTATOR NUMBSKULLS: YOU CAN'T OWN US WOMENFOLKS ANYMORE THE WAY YOU USED TO DURING THE DAYS OF SLAVERY.

The quality of our lives and health NO LONGER have to rely rely upon where we live geographically. Just because our mothers popped us out in a certain state, does NOT entitle flabby, gooey, nasty, nose-picking, greedy, masturbating, power-ravenous white men to tell us what to do with our bodies. We aren't slaves and we aren't the daughters of tenant farmers on feudal lands owned by some skanky old king, either. THE OLD SOUTH IS OVER AND SO ARE THE MIDDLE AGES. WE ARE FREE.

We will NOT allow young women to become the property of the state they happen to randomly be born in, and we will not allow this ridiculous and frightening reversal of our freedom to choose what to do with our own bodies and our own health to take place.

We will NOT turn back the clock, forced-birthers, no matter how many slaves and low-wage workers you happen to want to churn out in the states you think are your damn personal plantations and kingdoms. NO WAY.

KEEP ABORTION FOR TEENS SAFE, LEGAL, PRIVATE, FREQUENT, CHEAP -- AND ABOVE ALL:

EASY TO OBTAIN.

That's all, folks. God, our country is starting to scare me. It's like the 1950's all over again, with no end in sight ...

Rant Number: 27375 When:
What kind: Other Where:

Sorry, this is a response to the discussion board because I haven't gotten my confirmation yet. Actually, the quote of "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics" was made originally by Benjamin Disraeli but was popularized by Mark Twain. Truman may have said it but Disraeli, as far as we know, was the person that came up with it. Sorry to be anal retentive 'bout it. :)

Rant Number: 27382 When: 22 January
What kind: Dumb real-world media item Where: The Guardian

Now for something amusing. London's mayor blames inner city congestion and pollution on the number of parents driving their kyds to school. He tells them to get on the bus. Parental outrage! It's not faaaair! -CF Expat

http://www.guardian.co.uk/congestion/story/0,12768,879664,00.html

Rant Number: 27385 When: Frequently
What kind: Other Where: Everywhere

I have shut up a number of breeders with this response to the "You are selfish for not having kids" argument. When they start telling me how terribly selfish I am, I just stay calm, smile, and say, "So, why don't you tell me the reasons why you want/wanted to have kids." Usually I hear stuff like, "So I can have someone to take care of me when I am old," "So that we could carry on the family name," "Because we wanted to strengthen our marriage," and my personal favorite, "Because I wanted someone to love" (translation: I wanted someone to love ME). Then I just look at them and say something like, "Interesting....I am supposedly the selfish one, but those reasons seem to be all about YOU..." I have yet to receive a good comeback from any breeder to this. They either get mad and stomp off, or sputter and say something like, "You just don't understand!" Then I just say, "You're right. I sure don't." At that point I walk away. Of course, none of us are obligated to explain our choices to anyone....but I do enjoy seeing the breeders sputter.

Rant Number: 27385 When: Frequently
What kind: Other Where: Everywhere

I have shut up a number of breeders with this response to the "You are selfish for not having kids" argument. When they start telling me how terribly selfish I am, I just stay calm, smile, and say, "So, why don't you tell me the reasons why you want/wanted to have kids." Usually I hear stuff like, "So I can have someone to take care of me when I am old," "So that we could carry on the family name," "Because we wanted to strengthen our marriage," and my personal favorite, "Because I wanted someone to love" (translation: I wanted someone to love ME). Then I just look at them and say something like, "Interesting....I am supposedly the selfish one, but those reasons seem to be all about YOU..." I have yet to receive a good comeback from any breeder to this. They either get mad and stomp off, or sputter and say something like, "You just don't understand!" Then I just say, "You're right. I sure don't." At that point I walk away. Of course, none of us are obligated to explain our choices to anyone....but I do enjoy seeing the breeders sputter.

Rant Number: 27410 When: Jan 25, 2003
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: NZ Listener

Snippets taken from an interview with Paul Watson, co-founder of Greenpeace:
"I regard the diminishment of ecological carrying capacity and the extinction of plants and animals as the most important problems facing the future of evolution on Earth. Both problems are the result of out-of-control population growth. If humanity does not implement a solution to the population problem, nature will deliver a very unpleasant solution and our lack of action today will guarantee an ecological nightmare for the people of the next few generations."

"I do see a solution, but my solutions are unacceptable...I would implement serious educational programmes to reduce population."

"We are the 'Titanic', sinking slowly into the darkness of extinction due to our own stupidity...as the ship sinks ever deeper into the abyss, we toss out other species to make more room in the lifeboats for even more human passengers."

I'm sure this infuriates the eco-breeders, who don't seem to see the connexion between species extinction, and their own little brood of Mini-Greens. But like most causes that breeders participate in, it's All About Them and to hell with everything else. As long as Fugley gets to eat his organic alfalfa, all is right with the world.

CF in NZ

Rant Number: 27449 When: Jan 24
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where: Here on the Brats page

I agree with the other poster about having a positive abortion story site. I had an abortion when I was 21 and it was the best fucking thing I ever did! I did not regret it then nor do I now. In fact, the first thing I felt afterwards was the greatest sense of relief I have ever felt in my life. I think alot more women feel this way about abortion than people think. But of course you only see the regretful side of the issue. To quote the Foul-Mouthed Broad, "fuck that shit!". I will tell anyone that asks that I had an abortion and it was one of the wisest choices I ever made.

Big Bad Red

Rant Number: 27456 When: Years ago
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where:

You know, I've had not one but two abortions. I was taking birth control both times (sponge one time, pills the other time). In fact, I have never had unprotected sex in my life. I was in my mid twenties, working full time, and trying to finish college. Aside from the financial hardships I was already enduring without having a kid, I have never, ever wanted children. So, having an abortion was a no-brainer, and one my then-boyfriend wholeheartedly supported. I have never, ever experienced one moment of remorse or regret. Being pregnant to me was an unfortunate medical condition for which I needed treatment. I have never once wondered what having kids would have been like (bloody awful, from what I can see, is my guess). I love my CF life. I even don't mind occasional contact with my family's and friend's offspring. But boy, am I glad I've never had any of my own! The Angry (ProChoice Forever) Hamster

Rant Number: 27463 When: January 24, 2003
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where: my life

I've posted about this before, so I'll keep this short. However, this seemed like a good time on the page to reiterate that having an abortion was one of the best choices - nay, the best - choice I have ever made. Ever.

As most of you know, I was on the pill and using condoms (the one in question broken on this particular day) when I got pregnant. It was a total fluke, and in 10 years of sexual activity this was the only time I've gotten pregnant. Like another poster here, I've never had unprotected sex, either!

Regardless, I got pregnant and I couldn't get to the clinic fast enough. At risk of being too blunt, my only thought was: "Get it out of me right now get it out of me right now GET IT OUT." That was ALL I thought for several days (having to deal with a waiting period and all that tripe). I would have done ANYTHING before carrying that pregnancy to term and giving birth. Honestly, I would have preferred suicide to having a baby. Still do.

www.SaveRoe.com has a place for women who have had abortions to post their stories, but I can't really say if they'll welcome a gleeful, "best thing I ever did" response. It's worth a shot.

Pizzette

Rant Number: 27465 When: Just now
What kind: Garden-variety rant Where: Home

I've been lurking at this site for months now (thanks Turtle!) and couldn't keep quiet about this one. I wanted to weigh in on the abortion rants - I had an unplanned pregnancy at 18, and immediately went out and had an abortion. It was the best, smartest wisest thing I ever did and I don't regret it for a second. I don't like children and never, ever, ever wanted one. Had I even survived the pregnancy as I was in no physical, mental or financial shape to have a kid. I was glad that abortion was, and hopefully will continue to be safe and legal. Didn't traumatize me for an instant. More of us should be heard. -J

Rant Number: 27480 When:
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where:

I'd like to rave about my good friend who came out of the closet and told me today that she doesnt want children! I always suspected it, anyway! (Like gay people can tell who's gay by "gaydar", can childfree people tell who's CF by "childfreedar"? I guess so!) When she was 20 or 21, she got pregnant by using a bad condom and had an abortion, then got on the pill. It was a wise decision, being young and broke, and neither her or her BF wanted a baby. Fast forward to now: we are both 34, she now has a great job,she owns a big home that only SHE lives in! Tons of space! She has traveled through Europe, and has tons of freedom and money to burn! If she skipped that abortion, I know her life would be NOTHING like this. I'd abort in a minute as well. I also have a 2nd friend who aborted in her 20's and is still CF. She also says a baby would have ruined her. The early weeks of pregnancy were making her deathly ill, plus she didnt want, nor could she support a child. Abortion SAVES LIVES, not kills lives! The fundies have to get that straight!

Rant Number: 27489 When: January 25, 2003
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: Right here!

I am another woman who is proud of my abortion and is damned glad I got one! Every single time I see a moo with a screaming baby, I give a sigh of relief knowing that I made the right c-h-o-i-c-e to abort that baybee. Life would really be awful if I caved in and had that child. Very little money, a screaming kid, a horrible man, and need I say more...

Abortion rocks!

Sincerely, The Very Happy & Proud Dayner Hall

Rant Number: 27492 When: 19 years ago
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: Kentucky

Another poster here who had an abortion and has never regretted it. I regret getting pregnant and still have sympathy for the scared 19 year old that I was then, but felt nothing but relief when it was over and appreciation for those wonderful supremes who realized that I may know what is better for my body than a bunch of old men. Bless you and shame on your sucessors!

Rant Number: 27493 When: just now
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: reading this board

Having an abortion was probably one of the kindest things I ever did for msyelf. Not that I own a crystal ball, but knowing what I know about myself, it NEVER would have worked out had I had the kid and hooked up with the dad. (The father was never told, I dealt with it alone.)

 Rant Number: 27494 When: May, 1979
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where:

I too had an abortion & have absolutely no regrets. All I felt was PURE RELIEF. I am thankful that I had that option!

Rant Number: 27504 When: October 1996
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: the local abortion clinic

This is yet another positive abortion story! I messed up my first attempt to write this. I got pregnant when I was 22. My husband was certified sterile, but turned out not to be. Well, I'm a disabled woman. I have pretty bad manic-depression, and at the time it was NOT under control because my doctors still didn't know what was wrong with me. They just knew I was exhausted all the time and having some mental changes. Well, the hormonal changes from the pregnancy caused me to have a really bad depressive episode, and I couldn't get out of bed and missed a week of college until I could get the abortion. I knew I wanted the abortion because I had been childfree from childhood and the pregnancy was really making me sick. So my husband (then boyfriend) and I marched up to the abortion clinic and got it flushed on Saturday. I was able to go back to college on Monday, thank God. In retrospective, having that abortion was one of the most intelligent decisions I ever made. I'm so glad I had that abortion! I'm just sory I had to be sick with the pregnancy.-The Not so Dumb Blonde

Rant Number: 27508 When: 1978
What kind: Not a rant -- a rave! Where: MN

Age 19, BF and and I were college students. Condom broke, I was pregnant. Immediately made appointment for abortion. Immediately. I have never had one moment of regret, saddness, torment, over our {and yes, it was totally "our" decision.} decision to abort that unwanted mistake. Fast forward 25 years. Said BF has been my wonderful, lovely husband for almost 23 years. We are educated, well off, and very happy. Would any of this been possible if we had made the wrong choice? I think not. Another fabulous CF success story!

Rant Number: 27519 When: Many years ago
What kind: Other Where:

This is not a positive abortion story. But keep reading.

When I was nineteen, I was dating a guy in the military. We were sort of engaged (he asked, I never gave a firm "yes" because he could be a bit of a jerk and we didn't have all that much in common). I saw him maybe twice a year. And I had a pregnancy scare.

I usually post under a screen name, but I'm putting nothing on here at all that will tie this post to who I am, because all these years later my parents still do not know that this happened. It turned out to be just an irregular period, no doubt brought on by the stress of the relationship that I could tell I wasn't suited for, and everything turned out fine. What this did was reverse my previously anti-abortion tendencies with breakneck abruptness.

I'm adopted. Because of this, and because of a Christian upbringing, I was ripe for the Right-to-Lifers, and I was actually a member of the county chapter of RTL. I wrote a heartfelt letter to the editor of the local paper, denouncing abortion, when I was just fourteen. My parents, staunch anti-abortion folks, were very proud of me. At fourteen, I just couldn't see why any woman would want to deny someone like ME the chance to be adopted!

Then along came cold, hard reality, in the form of a late period, a furtively purchased pregnancy test, terrified confessions to my best friend, and in general two months of sheer gut-wrenching fear. I emerged from this knowing that I could never in any good conscience oppose abortion again. If I had, in fact, been pregnant, my parents would have made me keep it. They would have made me marry the jerk. I would have been a military wife at nineteen, a mother soon after, and my life would have been OVER.

Now I'm happily married to a wonderful childfree man. I'm surgically sterilized. There will be no unwelcome strangers in my body. And although I was adopted, and born before Roe vs. Wade, there is no way that I would have denied my birthmother that choice, knowing what I know now, knowing how utterly terrified she must have been.

I'm glad I didn't have to have an abortion at nineteen. I'm glad it was just a scare. However, that choice MUST remain safe and accessible for all those others who need it and will continue to need it. A frightened teenaged girl is NOT magically transformed into a loving, capable, ready mother by the presence of a parasite, and there is much potential for lasting emotional harm there...something the RTLers never think about when they're going on and on about "post-abortion syndrome."