"If I'm not back in ten minutes... just wait longer!"
~ Ace Ventura

"Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that's no reason not to give it."
~Agatha Cristie

"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."
~Mark Twain

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
~ Winston Churchill

"When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap."
~Cynthia Heimel

"It matters not how a man dies, but how he lives. The act of dying is not of importance, it lasts so short a time."
~Samuel Johnson

"If you live life right, death is a joke as far as fear is concerned."
~Will Rogers

"Life's a bitch, have it spayed."
~Ally Bruener (me!)

"Do you love be because I'm beautiful, or am I beautifil because you love me?"
~Cinderella

"An eye for an eye, and the whole word goes blind."
~Mahatma Ghandi

"A friend will bail you out of jail.. a true friend will be sitting in the jail cell next to you saying, 'That was awesome, lests do it again!' "
~ Unknown

"Have you ever wondered why you have two eyes, two ears, yet, only one mouth? So you can look and listen twice as much as you speak."
~An old wise man

"Love is the gospel of the world. Love you neighbor as your brother."
~Camp Song, "The Love Round"