This week's insult goes to some certain people who I know(you know who you are):

You are the most immature, stupid, annoying people I've ever met (apart from my cousin)!  So here's what happened: I used to (not anymore) have a severe phobia of sharks, even hearing the word would make me go nuts.  These people always talk about sharks whenever I'm around, just to bug me.  It's not the fact that they're talking about sharks that annoys me, it's the fact that they just want to provoke me, and I think it's SO immature and dumb and annoying.  BTW, I don't react to it anymore when they do it, because that's just what they want, but back when this fear was technically a phobia, yeah, I would shiver and get all scared, I couldn't help it

IMPORTANT: There will no longer be an Insult of the week, but instead, a Compliment of the week.  Enjoy.

The first ever compliment of the week goes to my mom:

You are such a strong woman!  You inspire me to try my hardest at everything I do.  I love you.  Yeah, I didn't have you fooled for a minute.  APIRL FOOLS!

This week's insult goes to my friend's Bible teacher.

So here's what happened: my friend's teacher was talking about some Japanese thing and WW2 and such and the the teacher said
"Well, Billy(name changed to protect the innocent)is our toekn Asian."  Needless to say, Billy is Asian.  That was such a rude thing to say!  What a bigot!  I mean if Billy said that he was the token Asian then it would be different.  Kind of like how black people using the N-word is different than white people using it  But the bottom line is, my friend's Bible teacher is a bigot.

crusher293@aol.com requested an insult to Bandai toys.

This week's insult goes to Bandai toys.

You may remember the Tamagotchi crazy from about seven years ago.  If you don't they were these ilttle virtual pet things and they were extremely stupid and grossly overpriced.  According to crusher293@aol.com Bandai plans to release Tamagotchi Plus in Japan.  I think that is just stupid, I mean they're trying to capitalize on a fad from SEVEN years ago.  I don't see how they think this is a good idea, and I'm sure they'll loose a ridiculous amount of money, which they deserve because it will show them how unbelievabley stupid they're being.

This weeks insult goes to me:

God!  How could you forget to do the insult of the week for 2 whole days?!?  Now if you did it on Friday it would be understandable, but Saturday?!?  I can't believe you.  I'm so disappointed.

This week's insult goes to Joan Rivers.

Do you ever do anything except talk about how bad you think other people look?  Seriously, you're a hypocrite!  Look in the damn mirror, your face doesn't look good enough to be a baboon's ass.  It's pulled so tight that I don't think you can even blink.  And all you do is say how awful other people look.  Are you that insecure?  I think the only person with a face scarier than yours in Michael Jackson.  If I was a big-time celebrity and if I was at some award show and you started talking to me I'd say  "Where'd you get your face, I think you need to take it back, it doesn't fit right."  And your kid's annoying too.

If you want me to insult someone send me an email at eevil_chick@yahoo.com saying who you want me to insult and why.  Please don't send me spam or I may have to insult you.