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this is for your own good!

Once upon a time there was a troll named Shmee.  Now Shmee was a good trol; he always did his homework, cleaned his room, and brushed his teeth.  However, he had one trait that was bad.  He had no hobby.  This may not seem like a big deal to you and me, but all trolls have to have hobbies.  If there is a troll that does not have a hobby he must live with his mom and dad until he gets one.  Shmee didn't know what to do.  He did not like living with his partents because he was 5000 years old.  So one day Shmee decided to get a hobby.  He looked on the internet to do a google search on hobbies.  Most of the hobbies he found were quite boring.  Fishing, model airplanes, burning things, none of them were interesting.  Shmee was about to give up on finding a hobby, but then he saw one that caught his eye: baby eating.  Eating the flesh of innocent, cute babies sounding very appealing to him. So he told his mom and dad that he had fuond a hobby and he moved out.  Finally, after 5 millenia of being bossed around by his parents he was free to pursue his newfound love of eating babies.  And eat babies he did!  He ate them for breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, dinner, and supper.  And yes, he even started eating like a hobbit so he could eat more babies.  You may think that I am a morbid soul for having told you this graphic tale, but this is for the saftey of you and your loved ones.  So, please, don't let your kids out after dark, and they won't get eaten.