Q:What did the mayonnaise say to the fridge?
A:Close the door, I'm dressing!
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Q:What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it drove pink cars?
A:A pink car-nation!
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Q:Why was the ketchup last in the race?
A:It couldn't ketch-up!
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Q:Why did the cabbage win the race?
A: Because it was a-head!
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Q:What did the fridge say to the mayonnaise?
A:Don't come in, I've got a cold!
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Q:Why did the famous movie stars go to the river?
A:They wanted to give out some otter-graphs!
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Q:Where do you leave your dog while you shop?
A:In a barking lot!
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Q:What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
A: An in-car-nation!
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Q:What would the U.S. be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
A:A re-in-car-nation!
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Q:How does the biologist like to communicate?
A:With his cell phone!
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Q:When do parents complain because of high pain?
A:When they have their eye on you!
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Q:Where is a computer's favorite place to swim?
A:In a deep blue ocean!
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Q:Where does Kasparov hate to swim?
A:In a deep blue ocean!
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