The GTA Egg Place

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Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

 

Find a Dildo: Go to any police station except the big one in Las Venturas, go to the locker room and into the shower room, and there should be a purple sex toy called a dildo in there. Don’t brandish weapons in the police station or you’ll be shot to death by the officers.10/10

 

Have Fun With Prostitutes: Drive your car up to a hooker, (the women wearing tie-on tops and shorts), and sound the horn a couple of times. If you’re lucky, the prostitute will come over and start talking to you. Keep replying positively, if you’re lucky, she will enter the car. Drive to somewhere with nobody about, and let the fun begin. The car will begin to bounce, and you will hear some very kinky sounds coming from the car. When your done, kill the hooker to get all the money she took back. 7/10

 

No Easter Egg, Easter Egg: Go to Gant bridge, and go toward the pillar nearest Jizzy’s Pleasure Dome club on the second island. Get a helicopter or jetpack, (recommended), and fly to the top of the pillar on the bridge. On the side of the pillar written in big letters, is a sign saying, “There are no Easter eggs up here, Go Away.” 10/10

 

My Head, It’s Gone: Enter a 2-player game with a katana, (samurai sword), and get player two to decapitate Carl. You’ll fail the mission, and your head will still be gone, you can still do missions and stuff, but without a Head! 8/10

+Note: You cannot talk on your cell-phone, or get your head back unless you reset the console.+

 

Fall through Your Pool: Go to the house you can buy behind the big “VINEWOOD” sign.

Go around the back of the house and walk along the wall. You should fall through at the corner of the house. If you have a jetpack, you can fly under San Andreas. However, if you don’t, you’ll land at the bottom of the hill that supports the VINEWOOD sign. 7/10

 

2000 Dollars the easy way: Kill a drug dealer, (The guys wearing black tank tops, or the dudes wearing white hoodys.  They always have 9mm pistols, you have been WARNED. 6/10

 

G.T.A III Character: In the mission, ‘Wuzi Mu’ look in the background of the cinematic, you can very clearly see the bloke you played as in Grand Theft Auto III. 10/10

 

G.T.A Vice City Reference: In the mission ‘Air Raid’ that you can access after you’ve bought ZERO’S RC Shop, look at the shelves on the counter, there are action figures of Tommy Verceti, and Lance Vance.

If you go inside the shop without accessing the mission, get out a sniper rifle, and look behind the counter at the shelves, there is a picture, if you look close enough, of another Rockstar title, MANHUNT. 9/10

 

EXTREME CAUTION: If you enter more than 500 cheats, in the mission were you have to save MADD DOG, as he try’s to jump off a casino roof, rather than give you time to save him, he jumps off the roof in a few seconds!!! 5/10

 

Make The Moon Bigger & Smaller: Shoot the moon with a sniper rifle, it gets bigger and smaller! 10/10

 

Stretching CJ: Get a BMX, (There is one on the top of mount Chiliad), and hold the Square button until you start reversing. Keep holding Square, and start to tap X rapidly.

You will stretch wildly, and disappear into the ground. 8/10

 

Keep Burglar Mask: To keep a burglars mask, start a Burglary mission. But don’t actually steal any thing. Go to the nearest hairdressers, and walk into the red marker. DON’T buy a haircut; just sit in the chair until the mission ends. Then have a look at one of the haircuts, but DON’T buy it. Leave the Hairdressers; you’ll still be wearing the robbers mask. 7/10

 

Flying Fishys: Find a school of fish, and shoot them with a rocket launcher. They’ll pop out of the water and continue swimming in the air. 8/10

 

Live Forever Pedestrian: Hit some random pedestrian, and make sure they follow you and try to kill you, get into a car and drive to the nearest Pay ‘n’ Spray; but Don’t drive away without the person close behind. Enter the spray shop to receive a paint job, but make sure the person follows you.

When the door opens, try to kill the person, you cannot! I couldn’t even kill the guy with a minigun!!! 7/10

 

Sex Shop In Barber Shop: Go to the Barber in Las Venturas and zoom in on the mirror. The Sex Shop will appear in the mirror, weird!! 6/10

 

Ammunation in Sub-urban: Enter the Sub Urban shop in Los Santos, and zoom in on the mirror. You’ll see Ammunation in the mirror!! 6/10

 

Fat Belly: If you run around at max fat, if you look close, your fat jiggles. 4/10

 

Boeing 747: If you go to Las Venturas, and go to the big hanger that can actually be seen from the map. Stand by the door, which is large and green, and wait, and wait, and wait. Eventually, the door will open to reveal a massive Boeing 747. 7/10

+The plane isn’t actually called Boeing747, its called AF400.+

 

CJ Sings: Leave Carl alone for a while, he’ll sing. 6/10

 

Easy Keycard: If your trying to get the keycard from Millie, a quick way of getting it is to just kill the bitch. You’ll get a call from Woozie telling you to go to her house and steal it. 10/10

 

Never Die From Falls: If you have full health, and jump out of a plane or something from any height, you’ll never die, but only have a tiny drop of health left. 9/10

 

True Crime Reference: Go to unity station and look at the billboard above the tunnel, it says: TRUE GRIME, STREET CLEANERS, GET RID OF OLD RUBBISH, FAST! 10/10

 

Sub Name: The submarine docked in the second island is called the ‘SS. NUMNUTZ. 10/10

 

Pleasure: In the atrium on the first island, (the place were you kill loads of Russians with BIG SMOKE), there is a statue of a man pleasuring himself with the statues around him shouting in shock. 9/10

 

RIP opposition: If you go to the graveyard on the second island, you’ll see the gravestones have, ‘RIP OPPOSITION, 1997-2004’ written on them. This refers to no other game makers making a better game since 1997, the year GTA 1 came out. 10/10

 

Driv3r jokes: In that mission where you have to steal Madd Doggs rhyme book, when going through the bar in MD’s crib, listen to the bloke playing the game. He will say things like, “Damn you Refractions,” and “Damn you Tanner.” This refers to a) the makers of Driv3r are called Reflections. B) Nick Tanner is the lead character in the game. 7/10

 

 

 

 

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