Bart Jojo Simpson Anatomy

Bart's misunderstood, because people think he's an underachiever, when he's really quite smart. He has a lot of decent qualities. He looks out for his sister, Lisa; he's befriended outcasts and misfits like Milhouse Van Houten and Ralph Wiggum; he's injected romance into the life of his teacher, Edna Krabappel; and he brought down an illegal French winery during his brief student exchange trip abroad. Bart definitely isn't a normal 10 year old, because he's lived out a lot of his dreams and ambitions. He has starred in his own short-lived TV series (with his idol, Krusty the Clown), spotted and named a deadly comet that nearly destroyed his town (by luck!), and almost got the role of Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man movie. He couldn't have done any of those things without the help and support of his best friend, Santa's Little Helper.

Full Name: Bartholomew Jo-Jo Simpson

Age: 10

Birthday: April 1

Mother: Marge Bouvier Simpson

Father: Homer Jay Simpson

Siblings: Lisa Marie Simpson, Maggie Simpson

First Word: "Aye Carumba!"

Medical Condition: Attention Deficit Disorder

Best Friends: Pet dog Santa's Little Helper, and Milhouse Van Houten.

Worst Enemies: Sideshow Bob (Robert Underdunk Terwilliger), Sideshow Cecil, and Dr Demento

Past Loves: New teenage neighbor Laura Powers, Rainier Wolfcastle's daughter Greta Wolfcastle and Rev Lovejoy's nasty

daughter Jessica Lovejoy.

Possibly his Biggest Mistake: Selling his soul for $5 to Milhouse leading to disastrous consequences.

Idol: Krusty the Clown, host of the Krusty the Clown Show and Bart's favourite cartoon Itchy and Scratchy.

Role Model: Radioactive Man and Homer

Future Plans: Supreme Court Justice; mystics have said Wrecking Ball

Operator and Rocker in a bad Jimmy Buffet-style band. Bart's also wanted to be a cop.

Shames: Frequently beaten up by bullies Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney and Nelson. Often strangled by Homer. Was once pinned to the floor by Lisa so she could prove she's stronger than Bart.

Secretly owns: a Stamp collection.

Near Death #1: Swam with sharks.

Near Death #2: While skating, he was hit by Mr. Burns' speeding limo.

Near Death #3: Almost murdered by Sideshow Bob (twice), and Bob is still vying for revenge.

Near Death #4: Ate a jagged metal Krusty "O".

Near Death #5: Thrown over a cliff by Sideshow Cecil.

Discoveries: Blinky the three-eyed fish and a comet that nearly destroyed Springfield.

Secret Identities: El Barto, his tag he leaves over every wall in Springfield. Chief Wiggum has still failed to catch him. Bartman, a super hero, known as the Avenger of Evil.

Favorite Phrases: "Eat my shorts!", "Get bent!" and "Aye carumba!"

Loves: Outsmarting younger sister Lisa, and bungling dad Homer.

Sports he plays: American Football, Ice hockey, Tennis, Soccer, Baseball, Softball,

Allergies: Butterscotch; Imitation butterscotch, glow-in-the-dark monster make up.

Other Names: Rudiger, El Barto

Krusty Buddy Number: 16302

School status: Even though Bart gets bullied, he still seems to be very popular at school.

Favorite comic book: Radioactive Man & Fallout Boy.Accept no imitations!

Other Achievements:

Helped Principal Skinner & Mrs. Krabappel get together and later get engaged.

Was branded a child genius after cheating on a test.

Saved Krusty's show numerous times, once from the evil Sideshow Bob (see below)

Helped clear Krusty's name in a Kwik-E-Mart robbery framing.

Organized Krusty's Komeback Special.

Has foiled Sideshow Bob repeatedly.

Led a war, with the kids of Springfield against neighborhood bully Nelson Muntz.

Led another war with a group of friends against the kids in neighboring city Shelbyville.

Got held back a grade and ended up in the same class as Lisa- who got promoted a grade.

Stared in commercials when he was a baby (Known as Baby Stinkbreath)

Once accidentally shot a bird, and vowed to look after its eggs, only to discover they were lizard eggs.

Enjoyed brief, but injurious career as a daredevil.

Deadlocked with Todd Flanders in a miniature golf tournament, but ended up scoring a tie.

Saved Mr. Burns' life by donating his rare double 0-Negative blood.

Led a rebellion at Kamp Krusty against a group of thugs who took it over.

Won an elephant in a radio contest.

Saved Ranier Wolfcastle (McBain)'s daughter, Greta Wolfcastle, from bullies.

Ran the Comic Book Store with Milhouse when the Comic Book Guy was sent to hospital.

Helped raid Fat Tony's illegal fireworks supply.

Once became a faith healer.

Tried to help cowboy Buck McCoy become sober.

Once admitted he thought sister Lisa was good looking.

Attempted a grease haul with Homer.

Took over the school when the kids were locked inside the school in a huge blizzard.

Moment of fame #1: Once was a TV star as the "I Didn't Do It Boy" after destroying Krusty's stage set.

Moment of fame #2: Became a short lived celebrity after saying "I do what I feel like", good advice for Springfield citizens.

Moment of fame #3: Once hosted a popular kid's TV show "Bart's People".

Moment of fame #4: Starred in a boy band.

Tried to build a robot to use in "Robot Rumble" (a "Battlebots" and "Robot wars" style contest) with dad Homer.

Caused an outbreak of bullfrogs in Australia.

Accidentally destroyed the Simpsons' Christmas presents and got everyone in Springfield to believe someone took them.

Often strangled by dad Homer, but easily survives each time.

Didya Know?:

Once broke his leg trying to jump into a pool

Bart's Native American name is "Dances in Underwear"

Bart once went seven months without bathing

Bart's locker combination is 36-24-36

Bart claims to have based his whole life on the teachings of Krusty the Clown

Bart has a natural aptitude for ballet

Bart can write legibly on his own butt

Bart's first words were "Aye Carumba!"

Bart once synthesized a laxative from peas and carrots

Bart taught a hamster to fly a miniature airplane

Bart can play "Jingle Bells" with his armpit

Bart once tried to breed a hamster and a lizard

He once trashed Flanders' house.

Bart once got ordered to be tethered to Homer because of driving a police car

Colours
These are colours often used for making Grabpics.
Most of the colours below are the official Bart colours:
SKIN
RGB: 255, 217, 15. This is used for all Simpsons. official
Bart's
orange shirt RGB: 222, 90, 57. There
is no real colour given for Bart's orange shirt, so I used he
colour picker to pick the right colour from a Framegrab.
Tongue:
RGB 255, 123, 57 note:
this may seem a bit too orange, but it looks OK on Grabpics.
Bart's
Shorts and shoes: RGB 33,209,255 this may seem a
little too light to be the correct colour, but it is the
official colour so it must be right. official
Bart's
pyjamas: RGB 123, 189, 41,

BART: ...And I think it's ironic that for once Dad's butt PREVENTED
the release of toxic ga--
MARGE; (cutting him off) Bart!


Oh, it's not so bad. Here we can spit on the floor! (He demonstrates, much to Marge's disgust)

Aah! Mr Honeybunny!

Wow, Mom - I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before!

Aw, recycling is useless, Lis! Once the sun burns out this planet is doomed. You're just making sure we spend our last days using inferior products!

Joe's Crematorium! You kill 'em, we grill 'em!

Joe's taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em!

As much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit!

When you want grease, go to the source. Good old Krusty Burger!

Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing!

Toreador, oh don't spit on the floor. Please use the cuspidor, that's what it's for!

I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything.

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly!

Hot stuff coming through!

Wow, you really clobbered him.

This is my only refuge from the taunting accusations of the townspeople.

Listen to yourself man, you're hanging with nerds!

You're asking the wrong guy, Millhouse. They all look alike to me.

Don't have a cow, man.

Wow! Now I have the energy to do anything!... owwww!...just a second.

Hey man, don't have a cow.

Watch out, Radioactive man!

See that? I started to do like a little arabesque, but then I just fully went for it and pulled off the demi-entrechant! ... Not that I'm into that kind of thing!

You are really beautiful but you're not very nice!

Hey Lisa, I found a big deposit at the small of her back.

Why would anybody wanna touch a girls butt? That's where kudu's come from!

Dad, I'm kinda edgy right now. I'd appreciate you not coming in my room screaming and brandishing a butcher knife.

No offense, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

I know that's funny, but I'm just not laughing!

Wow! I can't believe we're going to DisneyLand.

Okay, I think I lost them. Uh, oh, a cow! Eat lead, Bossie! Listen, Tony, I need someplace to hide. Oh, this place looks good. 742 Evergreen Terrace!

Same time, same place?

Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.

Look! In the sky! It’s Superfly!

Krusty wore big floppy shoes but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.

Part of this D-minus belongs to God!

So, you're one of those don't call me a chick, chicks eh?

Well I'll be a son of a witch.

I wanna see some birds get sucked into the engines... some rare one's!

If it was me I'd take the zero.

Cowabunga!

Aye carumba!

Eat My Shorts!

Man, captivity blows!

They'll never believe a Simpson killed a Flanders by accident.

Why the crap do we have to go to church anyway?

Wow, there is a God.

Heigh-oh, Silver, away!

I never felt this way about a girl before.

My long search is finally over.

Hi, I'm Bart Simpson. I was incredibly moved by your reading.

The great thing about Sunday school is we're finally learning something we can use.

Must fight Satan, make it up to him... later.

I was thinking of staying behind and helping teacher clean up.

There's just no pleasing a girl like that, all this behaving... I'm all tense around the chestle area.

That'll hold me, at least until I get my hands on some sort of explosive.

All right! Hear that boy?

I wanna quit and come home.

I'll die before I surrender Tim, who's Tim?

Cleaning graphite off a statue makes a mockery of everything I stand for; I don't think I can survive here Lis.

Teacher: 4 outta 5 Simpson. Not bad, but you missed your last target. Bart: Did I?

Lets see if they wore underwear back then.

Sorry, I have kind of a short fuse, which some people find charming. Speaking of charming... on FOX last night, this character was feeling rather randy and...

Aww, man!

Selma has one hour to live!

Just relax. For once you didn't do anything wrong.

It seems like if you really care for me you would come forward.

No, he's pretty dumb. He's in all the same special classes I am.

I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.

I can't help but notice we're leaving the hospital, when's the dog gonna get his operation?

Is there a doggy hell?

Must you embarrass me?

I'm not lazy, I'm just ... um ... uh ... Lisa, finish my sentence for me.

I don't know! I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again!

What a day, eh Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them...as is my understanding...

Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.

I am through with working. Working is for chumps!

Aww, it's my fault. I called him a dumb dog.

She's already drawn me to her with her beautiful siren song.

I'm not giving up. I don't care if I have to knock on every door in this town, I'm gonna find my dog.

If there were a medal for most horrible audience, you'd get the gold. Peace out!

Er, I'm talking to... no one.

Sorry I froze you out Lis. I just didn't want the guys to think I'd gone soft on the old girl issue.

If you quit it'd be like an expert knot tier, quitting a knot-tying contest, right in the middle of trying a knot!

But I set you free! No more nap time. No more bingo. You can do whatever you want!

Hey, I hear a foghorn: BOOOR-RRRRRING!

Oh right! Snow day. No school tomorrow.

Military school??? You lied to me!

Quit hogging the gun!

Freakouts?

Put up with her for another 7 years, then we'll get married and after the first baby comes she's sure to start treating me right, after all. I deserve it.

Milhouse: Hey Bart, if Lisa's better than you at hockey, does that mean you will be better at school? Bart: Maybe I will Milhouse, maybe I will.

Come watch TV with me dad, we missed the first 2 episodes of cops but if we hurry we can catch the last 3!

Lisa, certain differences, rivalries if you will have come between us. I thought we could talk it over like civilized people but instead I just ripped the head of Mr. Honeybunny!

Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of this day-the birth of Santa?

Oh, look, you're getting cranky. You haven't had your juice.

Toreador, oh don’t spit on the floor. Please use the cuspidor, that's what it's for!

Okay, she's gone. Let's break out of here and have some fun!

Well... Your damned if you do and you're damned if you don’t.

Homer: let go of my leg! Bart: Nooo!

All he does is lie there like an unemployed whale.

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.

There's only one thing to do at a moment like this, strut!

Well in my family, grades aren't important, It's what you learn that counts.

Wow! It's Fuhreriffic!

No, not the face!

No problemo!

You're gonna eat a blizzard of... unseasonable warmth.

Talk what over, what's there to talk about?

It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.

Dumb dog!

Like a sock maker secretly working on a top secret sock that.......

Oh yeah, That was brilliant!

It's an insult! Sock him, Dad! Sock everybody!

it's just so hard not to listen to TV, it's spent so much more time raising us than you have.

Homer: Are you hugging the TV? Bart & Lisa: No!

No jail can hold me!

Less barking, more marking!

I didn’t do it. No one saw me do it. No one can prove anything.

But that guy founded Springfield. He built our first hospital out of logs and mud. If it weren’t for him all the settlers would have died in the great blizzard of '44.

Hep! Hep! Lisa! My ungue! Hep - stuck in the eater.

Ah, the life of a frog. That’s the life for me.

With a dry cool wit like that I could be an action hero!

catch me if you can!

Cool, I broke his brain!

My killing teacher says I'm a natural.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and the Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool, gory pictures.

What if you're a really good person, but you get into a really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and it has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

Dear God, we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing. Alright! Twelve bucks and free grub to boot! Viva Skid Row!

Man, I wish I was an adult so I could break the rules.

We're watchin the TV.

Top of the world, ma!

The best part was when the buildings fell down.

Relax, Lis, Dad and I always have a plan B.

Why is she saying all this? Is she dying?

You probably should have researched this, eh Dad.

Let's see, he's 40 years old times 25 grand -- whoa, he's a millionaire.

So, wait a minute, this means I'm gonna be... a failure?

Gee, I'm sorry sir...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson.

Dad, thanks to TV,' I can't remember what happened 8 minutes ago. No, really, it's a serious problem. Ha, ha, ha! What're we laughing about?

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.

KWYJIBO - A big dumb balding, north American ape, with no chin.

Disemboweller 4, the game where condemned criminals dig at each other with rusty hooks.

Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowiest.

Whoa, this whole planet is like one big skate park.

Meet me at the eliminator after lights out. Ps, the cadets are planning to throw their meatballs at you.

That's it Lis, Now start crawling.

Oh, let me go with you, Dad.

What's that? You want the pee bucket on your head?

Testing-Testing-Testing!!!!

I know, I'll go to my room and think about what I did.

You're the boss.

Jessica, I think this is too steep.

Me? A job? Were they serious? I didn’t realize it at the time, but a little piece of my childhood had slipped away forever.

Joe's Crematorium. You kill 'em, we grill ‘em.

Three-time soapbox derby Chamo Ronnie beck says, 'Poorly guarded construction sites are a gold mine.'

As much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.

I am so great! I am so great! Everybody loves me, I am so great!

Yeah, Lis, she is a smart, sophisticated woman. Now, let's hear more about that big, big reward!

Please don't make me stay dad! I'll do anything you say! I'll find religion! I'll be good sometimes!

You're a lizard!

It's amazing what some guys will do for a pretty face. Not me though! Wait 'till she sees what a second rate job I've done on these stairs!

Ohhhh...it seems everywhere I look, people are enjoying knives!

I'm tired. I'm hungry. Can't we just get a new house?

He's gonna kill Rod and Todd too! That's horrible...in principle...

I’ve been scorched by Krusty before. I got a rapid heartbeat from his Krusty brand vitamins, my Krusty calculator didn’t have a seven or eight, and Krusty's autobiography was self-serving with many glaring omissions. But this time, he's gone too far!

And later, I’ll teach you the tricks of the trade: taping your swimsuit to your butt, putting petroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile, and the ancient art of padding.

Hey mom, look at me mom!

I'm only 10 and I already have 2 mortal enemies.

Oh yea, well... erm... what are you doing out here?

But the point is, you're gonna make it Lis and I'm gonna stick by you.

Son of a... jeez...

But who'd wanna hurt me? I'm this centuries Denis the Menace!

You're out there somewhere... But where? WHERE???

Aaahhhhhh! Sideshow Bob!

I'll be Gus, the lovable chimney sweep. Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle. Best in all West Minster! Yeah!

Mom, Dad! I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!

You're turning me into a criminal when all I wanna be is a petty thug.

Hey wait a minute, does this have anything to do with Santa's Little helper?

You can make it Lisa, I know you can, come on I know you can do it, just get your hands back on the rope, just a little further, come on, just a little bit more, that's it just a little bit more, I know you can do it. I believe in you!

Lisa it's over. You made it!

Oh you're just jealous because you stink at sports.

What's the matter boy, don't you know me? I'm your buddy.

Sir, yes sir. Luckily I am now trained in six additional forms of unarmed combat sir!

Put it in the bank.

What are you gonna do Homer?

Grampa! He's not dead!

Way to go Homer!

Good luck tonight sis! I'll try not to hurt you!

I thought you came here looking for a challenge!

Jimbo: Nice PJ's Simpson, your Mommy buy them for you? Bart: Of course she did, who else would have?

I’m saved. I love being a Simpson.

You're gonna just let him die?

Darn right I'm upset!

We're not gonna let our dog die, and that's it!

Okay! But on my way I'm gonna be doing this, if you get hit, it's your own fault.

Ms. Krabappel... I... didn't...

I think I read somewhere that cows like being killed.

I didn’t think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

Try not to move Dad, you swallowed a lot of motor oil.

I’m glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson - only, with more cursing! We're gonna live like Kings. Damn hell ass kings.

I call the Flintstone Phone!

How about some adulation from my little sister?

Mom, will you stop showing us those!

I love you boy.

Why can't it all be marshmallow.

You go Mom, for the greater good.

Mom, how can you leave us with this maniac?