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The Charou Life

The Charou Life is actually a very special thing . It can only be experienced by a charou . It cannot be experienced by any other race or in fact anyone else from any other country BUT South Africa . Charous { South African Indian } are mainly centered around Chatsworth ,Verulam , Phoenix etc. although quite alot of them do live in Johannesburg .

Let me show you a typical charou night { the meanings of the slangs used here are explained on another web page on this site }

The mothers are busy making the lucker fried fish and various bites that the bullies demand . They are also talking stories about the various Bollywood movies they have watched and what they will cook the following day . They usually have a tumbler of wine like Cinzano { they don't ever finish the wine }.The tumbler is just for show , most of them hate wine anyway .

The bullies are drinking their cane and coke { normally Mainstay } .Some of them are drinking Martell V.O brandy . They normally play darts or a charou card game called " Thunee" . Most of them are already bublaasted{drunk} and tune span things about the dart game and about soccer . Sometimes a fight may start normally centered around two things . Firstly it could be a confrontation between a Liverpool and a Manchester United fan OR someone may have gotten " 4-Balled " playing Thunee .Around 3 hours after they started drinking they break into a chorus of Bob Marley or Jimmy Cliff , singing about freedom for everyone.

The lighties{children} aged 3-11 are in the house playing car games or on the computer .They try as hard as possible to make as much noise as they can . They bang their toys together hoping to break something .

The bigger lighties aged 12-17 are in some corner tuning about stekkies or plotting to steal some dops . Most of them are skafing { smoking }. They are tuning about how much they hate school and what cabs{cars }they saw today.Some of them already have stolen some dops and are drunk while others fright for their parents and try not to taste the forbidden liquid .



 

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Fresh Prince of Chatsworth

Overlucker variation Of The "Fresh Prince" Theme Song

      The Fresh Prince of Chatsworth

> > In Unit two Phoenix, I was born & raised,
> > In Vasu's game shop is where I spent most of my days
> > Chilling with my gaazie's & shooting black label
> > Cranking the mutton bunny chow's on the pool table
> >
> > When a couple of Bhadha's who were up to no good,
> > Starting causing trouble in my neighbourhood
> > I got in one little speech and my baalie got scared,
> > He said, "You're moving to Boya Maama in Chatworth instead!!!
> >
> > I waved for a taxi, and as it came near
> > I saw Man United stickers, and empty quarts of beer!
> > The driver scoped me out and said, " Where you vying Boss???"
> > I chooned, "Howzit ma brew ..... I'm vying to Shallcross!!!"
> >
> > We pulled up to a Pozzie, I said, "Driver ... shot for the ride"
> > Pushpa Auntie was at the door, she said, "Ayhoo ... come inside"
> > I checked out my district ... I was finally at my abode!
> > It wasn't so bad ... there was another game shop down the road!!!

A Big Thanks To Avish Ghiroo for supplying me with this material


Durban English

> > INDIAN: SHOOT THE DOP SHARPGAME GUZZIE
> > ENGLISH: DRINK THE ALCOHOL QUICKLY
> >
> > INDIAN: I'M GOING CHECKERS CENTRE  
> > ENGLISH: I AM GOING TO CHATSWORTH CENTRE WHERE CHECKERS IS FOUND(NOTICE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CHECKERS CENTRE.) 
> >
> > INDIAN: BRING THE DIS-TING AND COME.
> > ENGLISH:  THIS IS WHERE MAJOR CONFUSION COMES INTO PLAY.
> >
> > INDIAN: HULL SHOOT THAT THING, MAN!
> > ENGLISH:  HAVE A DRINK!
> >
> > INDIAN: WHERE DID YOU CLEAN YOUR PHOTOS?
> > ENGLISH: WHERE DID YOU DEVELOP YOUR ROLL OF FILM?
> >
> > INDIAN: WHY YOUR GANAH IS WHEEZING?
> > ENGLISH:  WHY IS YOUR CHILD HAVING DIFFICULTY IN BREATHING
> >
> > INDIAN: WHATKIND WITH YOU?
> > ENGLISH:  WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM?
> >
> > INDIAN :( AFTER A FUNCTION) ORGANISE A PARCEL THERE!
> > ENGLISH: GIVE ME A DOGGY-BAG.
> >
> > INDIAN: HEYMAKESHARP! (ONE WORD)
> >
> > ENGLISH: PLEASE SPEED UP THE TASK YOU ARE PERFORMING!
> >
> > INDIAN: LE' VYE TO THE TEA ROOM AND DOP SOME MINDREL
> > ENGLISH: LET'S GO HAVE A SOFT DRINK AT THE TAKE AWAY.
> >
> > INDIAN: HEY CHECK THAT STEKKIE! LUKKA RIGHT?
> > ENGLISH:  THAT GIRL IS QUITE BEAUTIFUL. DO YOU AGREE?
> >
> > INDIAN: I'M GOING HUBS 
> > ENGLISH:  I AM GOING TO THE HUB TO BUY SOMETHING(NOTICE AGAIN THERE IS NO SUCH PLACE AS "HUBS")
> >
> > INDIAN: PUT THAT THING SLOW 
> > ENGLISH:  MAKE THE MUSIC SOFTER 
> >
> > INDIAN: I FEEL HUNDREDS AND ALL
> > ENGLISH: I FEEL FINE.
> >
> > INDIAN: YOU WANNA DALA ME?
> > ENGLISH:  ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK A FIGHT?
> >
> > INDIAN: CAMEWAY EX'HE
> > ENGLISH: COME ALONG, NOW!
> >
> > INDIAN: AAAAAHHH?
> > ENGLISH: EXCUSE ME?

To My Bra Greshan Who Passed Away On 14/02/05 . Rest In Peace. Thinking Of You Forever Bra .

~ R.I.P. - GRESHAN ~


 

  

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