Q: What do you call a Hun in a three-bedroomed semi?
A: A burglar.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Rangers Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Hun Twice.
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a coconut?
A: One's thick and hairy, and the other's a tropical fruit.
Q: What's the difference between a busload of Rangers fans and a Hedgehog?
A: On a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Hun with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do....
Q: What's the difference between a Hun and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket...
A Tim, an hun, a hot blonde and a fat woman get on the tube. They go into a tunnel and the lights go out, and suddenly they all hear a loud slap. When the lights come on, the Hun has a big red handprint on his face.
The blonde thinks: "Oh, the Hun must have made a move for me, but fondled that fat woman by mistake and she slapped him."
The fat woman thinks: "Hmm, that Hun tried to put the moves on that blonde and got slapped. Good for her."
The Hun thinks: "Hey, that Tim must have gone for the blonde and she slapped me by mistake!"
The Tim thinks: "Boy, I hope we go through another tunnel, so I can smack that Hun fucker again".
Q.what do you call a full rangers supporters club bus falling off a cliff?
A. A waste of a good bus!
A wee Jewish hun goes for a trial for his heroes. He impresses everyone at Ibrox, but when it comes to signing his contract, Alex Mcleish tells him he doesn't want him because he's been circumcised. Seemingly you have to be a complete prick to join the Huns! by D.J.
I'll post some more when i can be bothered typing them out!! MaloneysGhirl
