As you wander the paths of cyberspace, you come upon a marble statue of a marsupial with angelic wings sprouting from its back and a halo above its head, illuminated by a single beam of sunlight. Moving closer to examine it, you step into the light and are suddenly swept up into the heavens by a glittering whirlwind, flying ever faster through the clouds until everything blurs into pure white.

Eventually, you feel yourself being deposited on a solid surface. You are standing in a vast raised circular plaza, at the centre of which is a much larger version of the statue that led you here. Encircling the plaza are gracefully soaring crystal spires, marble palaces and ornate pagodas, surrounded in turn by idyllic woods and fields where fantastic creatures run and fly. Beyond and overhead there is only the blackness of space and a billion brightly shining stars. Even as you watch, the blue and white crescent of the Earth rises slowly above the horizon.

All around you small groups of people are marvelling at the sights, evidently having been drawn here in the same way as you. An ethereal voice speaks from empty space in front of you.

"Welcome, traveller, to the realm of the Celestial Wombat."

Welcome to Celestial Wombat Productions, the site for my fanfiction, original writing, parodies, and other insane and (I'm told) occasionally funny outbursts of creativity.

Keith

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