THE STORY OF EL CHRISTMAS O NAVIDQD!
The story OF cfhirstmas By CVEdric Bixler-Zavbalas.
It was A LOng time Agon ON the isaldn Of Christimas, when IKey CLaus Was Getting Ready to GIVE out SOme hardcore toys!!!!
(WHen you see IKEY CLAUS< don't leave oUT MILk and COOKIERS!! LEave a "RUSTY NAIL" ANd some HIP-hop NICCKAS!)
But all was NOT well in THE isaldn. The other LEVes Were maen TO ONE HISTPanic SaslA ELF NAMed
OMER!!!!!!!
SO CRYing AND CRYing BECAUSE JIMM SPartelf madE FUn of HIS toys, which
was DRUmmers playing Drums In slasla TIME and MUSIC C.d.'s that WEre
ugly TO behold and Was just A ubunch of noise and guitar nonSEnse
noodling a la Santan! JIM DIDN't aUNDERstand!!!
SO OMare Travelled SOUTH!!! SOUTH!!! TO SOUTH AMERICAN!!! TO EL ISLE De MISFOTO TOYS!
HEREIN Omer MET a MAGICLa FGOD of WODOO mageic.
"HOW GOEST THOU, MY YOUNG SALSA COMPANION?" aksed the wtich docotre
"EL TERIBLE" said OMROriajn
"WHEREFORE ART THOU OF NEGATIVE DEMEANOR?"
"EL JHIM EST MUY EL SUCKO"
"THEN LET US DANCE THE SALSA/VODOO ROCK"
and they did!?!?!?!? LOLZ?!!!!!! WEll, OMER and THE Voodoo
GOd dicided that THEy should be lovers. But since OMER was AN Elf
he coulnd't ...um...never mindN!!!J!
SO THEY TRAVELLED NORTH! TO MEXICO IN THE UNITED STATTES!!! THE ISLE OF SALSA ROCKS@!@!!!
WELL< THIS IS a LONG STORy. WHat HAPpened there was a Day that
thEY were in THE park, Practicing ON TSOME ClassiC JAMS of THE Beach
BOYS!!! NA DTHE BEATLES!
"na na na eleneor Rigyby" Says OMAR!!!singin' into aHairbrush MICrophone
"BOOM CHAKA BOOM CHAKA WAHHH!!!" DRums JOn
"WHY DO I HAVWE to be RINGO!?!?!?"
SOMEONE came a boppin' ALONGT listening OT KRaftwekr ON HIS HEADPHONES,
whe NHE saw the Dancing and wanteD TO JOin in. YOU SEE< unlike
the REST Of thw ROwld, IN ETExas (or THE ISLE of LE ROCK!@@@!!!)
Dancing IS made illegal by THE aline GUy from THrid rock From the
sun. EXcept he got SETtn into a the body of A preacher and HATED
Kevein Bacon because OF STIR of ECHOES (AND WHO CAN BLAMWE HIME?!?!?!)
SO the y ILLGALIZWED DANCING WHICH IS A DEATH KNEWLL TO SALSA POEPLE!!!
"OMGZ YOU GUYS GOTTA STOP DANICNG!! !" I said.
OMER LOOked at ME and Said "OMGZ you ARe ALTIN and THus talented!!!
LEt's EMbrace our HEritage by Putting random and Genric saxophone
NOISEs and LATIN rythyms in OUR SONGS!!!!"
"DUDe I'm latin !!! OMGAZ LOLZ! VIVA MEXICO< MORON!"
and THat's how WE formed at THE drive-IN. LAter JIm came AND THEY
made UP 'Cause HE brought a bottle oF Sanfgria which IS omer's Favorite
and we rocksored. But THEn we Broke UP 'cause KJIM IS evil and
MOMAER lost the SPIRt of Christams. HE hadn't SEEN IKEY CLAUSE in
FOREVER so HE had no christmas Spirtit
UNTIL JERemy Brown !!!
JERemyu brought OMER a little TREe and and OMER sadi "HOW IS THAT
LATIN!!"!?!?!" so JEremy brown went to the store and Bought a "pinata
tree" and gavbe it to omer and thus OMER had the SPirit again!
AND THEN IKey Scame AND SAId:
"OMAR WILL YOU GIVE MY SLEIGHT THE SALSA GUIDANCE TONIGHT!!!"!"
AND OMAR SIAD YES AND THA"T SHT ESPIRT OF CHRISTMAS!!!!
and TO ALL A GOOO DLOLLLLZZZZ!!!!!!
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