This is the place of...
THE INCREDIBLY STUPID LEAGUE OF EXTRODINAIRY SUPER-HEROES!
They're super-fast, super-strong, super-awesome, and super-stupid.
The makeup:
CARA!
Known as 'Grammar Girl', she has the power to correct ANY sentence, from the deadly 'alot' to the more used 'mines'! (Not the explodey type). WATCH OUT! Those super-grammar rays can hurt! (Married to Zack with 3,471,180 girls; 3,471,180 boys; and 1 he-she. They live in a mansion, are poor, drive a vomit colored Toyota and have a bird.)
CAROLYN!
Commonly known as "Mind Lass", she can read thoughts, lift objects, and fry pancakes with her HEAD. She gets temporarily stupid afterwards though, so don't trust that craaaaazy judgment of hers! The time period in which she acts drunk and brainless depends on how much her powers had been used, so don't make her think too hard! :D (Married to Aiden with 1 boy; 1 girl; and 1 he-she. They live in an appartment, are poor, drive a puke green toilet on wheels and have a chawawa- spelled that way)
HANNAH
GENDER MAN!!! She can be a girl and a boy at the SAME. TIME. She's like
a clam! OMG! She can also change the gender of other people by patting
them once. This is why Zack is called Suggestive Man instead of Woman (see Zack). (Married to Jonathan with 1 boy. They live in a house, are middle class, drive a gray slugbug and have Hannah's parents as their pets)
AJA
Grow 2 Inches Girl has the most secret and amazing power of them all!
If she tries REALLY hard and makes herself look constipated, SHE GETS
TALLER! NOT TOO SHA-A-ABY!! She is also impenetrable! Very high tolerance of pain! You can through (THROW, goddamit! ~Cara) a rock at her and she won't get brain damage! She doesn't have a brain! (Married to Justin with 3.14159 boys. They live in a mansion, are millionaires, drive a turquoise cow and have a Grew as a pet)
ZACK
Better known as "Suggestive Man" Zack makes you feel funny in weird places! Yaaaaaay! Or should I say YaaaaAay!
(Batteries sold separately.) He can't say suggestive things suggestively though...
AIDEN
Though Burp Boy is not a cchazer or a cchazette (and his name is funny) he is still a member of the League, and...burps a lot...
He and other League members sometimes get into small disagreements, in which He usually ands up a She, and has Pancakes on his head, but good ol' Burp Boy always gets right back up to welcome another punch!
JUSTIN
Umm... he...can...play the trumpet? And has the horrible power of jumper cables... Not a member of CCHAZ.
JONATHAN
Powers of being EXTREMELY boring. And copies offa Justin! Not a member of CCHAZ.
All Marriages were very grudgingly done...well we think.