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Kayess 6 - 10 Cavaliers

     Q. “Tis the witching hour of night,

         Orbed is the moon and bright,

         And the stars they glisten, glisten,

         Seeming with bright eyes to listen

         For what listen they?”

 

             Keats

 

     A.  “ The Norbury Cheers,

           For the C’s they doth fear!”

 

             Lambert

 

Everyone knows that the Battle of Agincourt took place in 1066, but upon which day?  Well it could well have been the 16th of November, if the great circle of time keeps true.  For in the year of our lord 2004, a band of knights, true to their cause, battled with the errant barbarian hordes.

 

Across the misty plains, the Cavaliers stood tall waiting for Kayess to make their first move.  The silent hush of anticipation dropped, as Kayess opened with the footballing equivalent of the Kings Gambit.  Thus showing their own weakness, as although popular in the 19th Century, Grand Masters such as the C’s may read it quickly and return with the Sicilian defence.  Rook Buckley protected the King in goal admirably, whilst Queen Camilletti moved everywhere on the pitch, dominating as usual.  But Knights Sir Iyad of Paloba and Lord Christopher of Barratt showed Camelot proud, putting 5 and 3 goals respectively past the restricted ruler in the Kayess goal.  Is this a return to the round table for the Cavaliers, or will they spend the rest of their lives seeking their holy grail?  Only time will tell dear reader!