A is for Andy - The previous holder of the club record for scoring most goals in one game (six), until Mike came along!
B is for Buckley - The man, the legend.
C is for Carr - The jazz riffing, psychopathic dynamo.
D is for Drinking - Where would a Cavalier be without a pint in his hand? After an exhausting run around, and often before, the C's put there feet up and relax with a beverage of choice.
E is for Ewoks - The Cavaliers spiritual animal, one that we can all look up to!
F is for Football - The beautiful game... boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts, orange slices at half time... Ummm!
G is for Gangsta - The C's are also fly pimpdaddies.
H is for Hirsute - The Cavaliers run the gamut of hairiness going from the man-ape to all over body wax.
I is for Indifference - Constant professionals on the field, we do not let ourselves get dragged into the petty scrapes, even when provoked. (well not unless they really ask for it)
J is for Justin - Big Fun is not only a classic 80's band, but also the nickname of star midfielder Justin Funnell.
K is for Killer Instinct - self explanatory!
L is for Lambert - Undisputed Captain of all that he surveys, he can crush an attacker just by looking at him. He is also responsible for keeping the rest of the team on their toes, commanding the respect he deserves.
M is for Mike - The stealer of Andy's club record for scoring the most goals in one game.
N is for Norbury - the field of dreams.
O is for Oranges - Traditionally the half time snack of old, the Cavaliers have experimented with reintroducing it to the Norbury crowd. It is a ritual that is taking it's time to impact on other teams.
P is for Practice - Actors are afraid to Macbeth, instead referring to it as "the scottish play". The C's have a similar superstition towards "the moving activity".
Q is for Queensbury rules - C's are a peaceloving team, who oppose unnecessary aggression in all it's forms. However many teams do not share the same views. They are also deeply mistaken if they think that they are harder though!
R is for Ravishingly good looking - While most teams are beaten daily with the ugly stick (Arsenal, Newcastle etc.), you'd be hard pushed to find a better presented side. Hence the large female following the team has.
S is for Slick Beavers - Since the dawn of time, these two titans of the footballing community have clashed heads (both psychologically and physically) upon the haloed turf of Norbury. Whilst the Cavaliers represent all that is good, with their moral righteousness and dandy good looks, Beavers are the moustache twirling harbingers of belzebub who will never triumph whilst there is still joy in this world.
T is for Tonic - going together like a horse and carriage, the G+T is the perfect aperitif to an evenings sport. After intensive studying we have found that pints of bitter and lager just don't sit that well before an important game. Thus the short was adopted!
U is for Underachieving - We all know that we can and should do better!
V is for Versatility - Each and every member is equally good in goal
W is for Why - (?)
X marks the spot - in the back of the net!
Y is for Yello - Dum Dum, chic, chicachic. It's Beautiful.
Z is for Xylophone - More of a phonetic joke really, yet no Cavalier can play the instrument (except perhaps the team's renaissance captain).