Today's Inspirational Message: "We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are."

In General: I like movies, music, and other clichés. I'd like to think I'm a lot smarter than I am, but I'm smart enough to know that I'm not smart at all. I'm not a fan of war or covering your car with ribbon magnets, but that doesn't mean I hate America. I am secretly a very nice person but shhh, it's a secret. Don't spread rumors about me.

Music: I like music! It's good for the soul. Also, I secretly love Justin Timberlake. Which is probably bad for the soul, but well, now here we are. Also! How sad are you that Of Montreal is doing a freaking Outback Steakhouse commercial!? That's tragic.

Movies: You won't believe me when I say I liked 'The 40 Year Old Virgin' a lot and I won't blame you for not believing me. I don't believe me, either. I should really be ashamed of myself. And I kind of really am. So...there's that.

Television: Arrested Development, The Office, and 30 Rock are all great shows. Ugly Betty is fun. I love Conan O'Brien. Veronica Mars was good. I don't watch shows with the "Fat Man and Hot Wife" concept except this one. It's the best 10 second sitcom in the history of 10 second sitcoms!